Diva Cups, The Ice Age & Prosecco

This episode showed us we need some external help! We are looking for a therapist to help us get over our fears of spiders and taxidermy. We also need a paleontologist who’s got a two for one deal to explain both dinosaurs and the ice age. And most importantly we need a diva cup professional to come on the pod because clearly we are doing something wrong! 

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Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Welcome to the talk talk talk number podcast. Welcome back to the podcast. It's our 15th episode. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. 15th episode in a TJI Friday. So TJI Friday, we have a special treat for ourselves. So if you're watching this, I mean, if this is coming out on Wednesday, obviously it's coming out Wednesday morning. If you're listening Wednesday morning, don't crack a cold one. But like when you get home, pop a glass of wine, okay? And have a drink with us. And have a drink with us. Yeah. Okay. Someone needs to hold my mic so I can pop their shit. Let me let me do this for you. Oh, thank you so much. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 0:40

Just put that microphone in your mouth. You're gonna This is how a pro does this, okay?

SPEAKER_00 0:44

I'm a little scared. I do have to sleep here tonight. Oh, wow! Oh, they heard it. Oh Wow, I'm very impressed.

SPEAKER_01 0:54

That was delicious.

SPEAKER_00 0:56

See, that's how a pro does it.

SPEAKER_01 0:57

Yep.

unknown 0:57

All right.

SPEAKER_01 0:58

Give me that. Oh, thank you so much.

SPEAKER_00 1:00

There's hair stuck in Sarah's microphone.

SPEAKER_01 1:02

What? My hair? There's hair stuck.

SPEAKER_00 1:06

Oh, I see her. Thank you too. Okay, so while Sarah's pouring, let me just um set the scene of like what I wanted to do.

SPEAKER_01 1:15

Hear this as well.

SPEAKER_00 1:20

I like to think. Oh god. Um I can't hold everything.

SPEAKER_01 1:27

Wait, wait, wait, here. Let me hold it. Let me hold it.

SPEAKER_00 1:30

She's like, take the damn thing.

SPEAKER_01 1:32

I'm like, um, I can't right now. I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_00 1:37

Okay, so let me let me set the scene for you.

unknown 1:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:39

Last Saturday was my birthday, okay? And we thank you very much. Do you want me to put that in my lab? Put it over on the table. I can't pass it. Can you reach it? Okay, so last Saturday was my birthday. The girls were obviously there. Ari got me the sweetest gift. She got me a diva cup. I think about a diva cup for a diva. A diva cup for a diva. We all obviously had the period episode, so I got hooked on and I don't get my period regularly regularly because of my birth control. And so it was like the universe wanted me to try out the diva cup because the next day after my birthday, I got my period. And of course I was hungover, so I was like, Yep, can't shove that in me, I'll die. Yeah. And then dude, I would throw up. No, literally. Yeah, I was I was gonna throw up. So Saturday we go out, my birthday, Diva Cup. Sunday, rest day because I'm hungover. Did nothing. Yep, me too. Oh, I did nothing. Just tamp on. Oh yeah. And then I did nothing, just tampon. Guys, we didn't even cheers. Cheers to our 15th episode. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 2:49

You guys can't.

SPEAKER_00 2:50

Wait a second. Wait a second. I gave you a heavy pour. That's been common. Also, each of our glasses are our colors. I have purple, orange, pink. Pink. So notice the details. We think about these things. Sunday, rot day. Monday was a Massachusetts holiday, so Adam had the day off, so the two of us went hiking. I was a little nervous to go on like a 10-mile hike with a Diva Cub because I was like, Oh, I have never used it, but that's a little terrifying.

SPEAKER_01 3:19

Dude, the first time I used it, I went swimming.

SPEAKER_00 3:21

I know, that was so bad. That was crazy. And I was like not willing to risk it just because I'm literally suffering enough on a hike, so I was like, I'll just do the tampon. Yeah. Fucked myself that way. It's snowing. I'm having to change my tampon in the middle of a trail.

SPEAKER_01 3:37

Wait, what do you do with it?

SPEAKER_00 3:39

I literally brought a Ziploc sandwich bag. And I had to carry the tampon with me for 10 miles.

unknown 3:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:51

That's crazy. You're coming home with me. What else are you supposed to do? You get up early, right? So I get up at 30. I put a tampon in. And so by noon, I need to change my tampons. Well, that was exactly it. So I'm bare ass on the trail, cold as fuck. My ass cheeks are free.

SPEAKER_02 4:11

I'm getting cold for you right now.

SPEAKER_00 4:12

And I'm trying to shove a tampon in while I'm like leaning against a tree. I was like, oh my god. That's my personal thing. I was like, I wish I had a diva cup so bad right now, is all I'm thinking on the trail. And then I'm like, Adam, can you get something out of my bag? And I'm like, actually, so avoid that bag full of bloody tissues and a tampon. He's like, Do you have a baggie for it? Yeah, because I brought one because I knew I was gonna have to change it. I've never seen it. I've never hiked on my period before. Guys, like it just works out that way. We just appreciate the commitment to not littering her tampon on a trail. No, like I was not doing that. We need like a round of applause for that. Right? I've been thank you. I've been doing that usually. Like, I'll bring like tissues in a plastic bag. Because if I pee, I don't want to leave the toilet paper out there anyways. Right. So usually I try to like hold it or I just like drip dry, but I don't do it. Wipe with a leaf. Yeah. But you don't want to get the raw leaf. Exactly. I know that poison oaknut. Okay. I do not need that down there. After that extravaganza, I was like, I'm fucking putting the diva cup in. Yes. Okay. And I worked the case. Oh my god, you did? Wait, on the trail you did? No. Next time. Oh. This is Tuesday. We're on to Tuesday now. This is a four. You're like, I'm done. That one just confirmed that I'm done with tampons. It's so annoying to have to change it midday. Like, I love the fact that a diva cup, you can just keep it in all day and you don't have to work in. Like you really it depends on like your flow, but like And mine's not that heavy.

SPEAKER_01 5:32

Well, that's why. And like your perfect. So it's perfect.

SPEAKER_00 5:35

Yeah. So Tuesday, I'm like, fuck it. I'm doing it. I have to work all day. Don't know why I decided that was a good idea, but it worked perfect. Really? It took me like probably two or three tries to like get it in there. And then once it was in there, I was like, it's like maneuvering it to like you have to like fold it. You have to fold it and you put a rose shape and then you shove it up there. And then once it's up there, like I couldn't feel it. You can't feel it? You really can't. Even the part that's out of it. How do you get it so far up that you can't feel it though? It's like really not even that far.

SPEAKER_01 6:05

As soon as it's in, it's like literally in. You don't have to push it in like all the way.

SPEAKER_00 6:08

It literally just goes right. It's crazy. Okay, I need to get one. Yeah, I think you would like it. How much are they? Okay, but wait till let me tell the rest of the story first. Oh, yeah. What did you say?

SPEAKER_01 6:20

Oh the ADHD. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 6:22

Sorry, the A in the room. No, sorry.

SPEAKER_01 6:25

I was trying to listen, but I was talking. The ADHD in the room. Yeah, no, right.

SPEAKER_00 6:30

She's like, what is hearing? No, I meant in the fact that I was talking so loud I could only hear myself. Oh I couldn't hear what she said. Oh, is it your turn? It's everyone's turn.

SPEAKER_01 6:40

Yes, you're right.

SPEAKER_00 6:41

And so Tuesday. Your turn.

SPEAKER_02 6:45

Your turn.

SPEAKER_00 6:47

Tuesday. I fucking boiled my tab my tab on. My Diva Cup. Yes. Because I wanted to clean it first. Oh, yes. Yes, as you should. My dad's like, where are you going with that mug? I'm like, it's mine now. This is mine. I'm cleaning it. It has my name. Nobody takes this in the book. Did you tell them? Yeah, there's yeah. Well, my my mom had like some like ones that like we don't use. I was like, yeah. She's like, I have like six of them. Red one. It's red. It's literally red. That's so good. I was like, this is perfect. Yeah, okay. Tuesday, I shove it up there and I go all work day. Don't even notice it's in there. I'm like, this is awesome. And keep in mind, it's like it's day three of my period, so like it's pretty heavy. Yeah. It's not like a super heavy period, but it's heavy for me. And so then I'm like about to take a shower and I'm like, okay, I have to take this out. And so you like pull the string and it's supposed to like unsuction the side.

SPEAKER_01 7:36

Oh god, she definitely. I'm so afraid to hear what happens.

SPEAKER_00 7:40

I don't even know what's gonna happen. And so I pull it.

SPEAKER_01 7:45

Oh no.

SPEAKER_00 7:46

And like there's like a stopper so you can only pull it so far, and then it bends the side in. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:51

So like you pull it and it's attached to the side. So it bends the side. So it pulls the seal and so you can slide it out. So it's pulling the circle and it's like a water bottle side. So you pull it down.

SPEAKER_00 8:01

Okay, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:02

So like you're taking the whole thing out.

SPEAKER_00 8:04

Right, right. And so you pull the string and it comes out, it's supposed to come out like a tampon. Well, I pull it and like the stopper like goes through. All the way through. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_01 8:14

What do you mean all the way through? What?

SPEAKER_00 8:15

Okay, can someone hold this so I can use my hands? Okay. So I don't even know. Don't even get my diva cub out and I can fucking show you. I know where you're saying you pull it down. So there's like a stopper, so you can only pull it so far until it pulls aside and whatever. But it it can pull all the way through the hole. And so the stopper's on the other side.

SPEAKER_01 8:35

Oh, that's okay. That happens as well.

SPEAKER_00 8:37

Yeah, well, when you do that, when you do that, the blood just starts coming out through the hole. Okay. Dude, that would be such an unbody experience in the bathroom. And both of my hands are fully covered and trying to get blood. Because no, like I'm trying to pull it out. Oh, you're still trying to pull it? Literally pouring into my hand, and I'm like, right. And so I'm gonna throw up. I'm gonna have to tell you that part. Because I'm getting ready to go in the shower. So I'm sitting there.

SPEAKER_01 9:15

You were taking a shower. Covered in my own bloodbath instead.

SPEAKER_00 9:19

And so like I'm on the point because I'm um it's still in me. It's dripping out of me. Dude, just pull the thing. I'm trying to wash my hands.

SPEAKER_01 9:27

Your sink is right there. Were you sitting still?

SPEAKER_00 9:29

Yeah, I'm sitting because it's the thing's still inside of me. Dude, just pull the thing. Yeah, but I do, and it pops through, and then it's dripping out of you, and then I finally get it out. The thing just like it like splatters practically all. Aside the toilet.

SPEAKER_01 9:43

There's an art to it.

SPEAKER_00 9:45

I have to do it. Can you explain the art because I take it a little bit dimensional? I've taken it out three times. And it's maybe four in each time I've gone covered in blood. Okay, girl, girl.

SPEAKER_01 9:56

That's what it is not, it cannot be this.

SPEAKER_00 10:00

Okay, so then I tried to pull it softly because I was like, okay, maybe I'm just doing it too hard, but I was like, I'm literally trying to put my fingers up there. Like, do I just have to grab it by the base?

SPEAKER_01 10:08

No, so what I do, I put there's a little it it's all silicone. So at the bottom of the little like tug thing, you there's a little circle. Yeah. I put my finger through the circle. Right. And then I almost literally grab the cup and out of the case. Okay, so that's what I tried to do in the last one. So then you just take it out, so then it's literally just in your hand, and then you it's in your blood on your hand. Like yeah, yeah. Like if it's a heavy flow, then you can't.

SPEAKER_00 10:34

You have to literally get both of your fingers around this inch and a half cylinder. I know, I'm like trying to pull this slippery little silicone thing out of your bloody vagina. Well, you could also do it in a tissue, I guess, like a napkin. And so I'm on the phone with Hannah. I was like, Hannah, you can't buy one of these, you'll pass out. She likes queasy. Like, I, yeah, like. Even from herself, though. Well, right. She's like obviously seeing her own period blow, but she's like, I don't want it all over my hands. I'm like, there's gotta be a way to do it where it doesn't get all over your hands. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:04

I don't think like the lot like I've done it literally in a bathroom. Like in a public bathroom, you dump it out in the toilet and then put it back.

SPEAKER_00 11:12

I would not force myself to do that. That's really great. Knowing me, I would get it all over my shirt, all over my pants. It is probably I was also getting totally naked because I'm throwing my clothes like away from the toilet because it's like. Yeah, you're like, I'm covered in blood the first time, and it like bounced out of my hands, and it's like bouncing all over the floor, and I'm just getting blood everywhere. So there's a learning curve. So there's definitely a learning curve, but I'm not gonna lie, I love it. I'm having a really fun moment to wrap it up. So to wrap it up at Diva Club is my hottie, but there but I do dread having to take it out. Okay, you just need to practice it. I do have to practice. No, I think you should, but maybe be better than me. I don't know if I am better than you.

SPEAKER_01 11:59

Okay, I need to like take it. I don't know if next time I do it so that I can. Can I watch?

SPEAKER_00 12:03

Like, I can take the I need a device. Dude, I'm sitting on the chair like covered in blood. I'm like holding the directions in one hand.

SPEAKER_01 12:13

Try not to get put on the directions and then just splattered on the bottom.

SPEAKER_00 12:16

Yeah, I'm like, oh I wish there was a video of that. No one come in here. Dude, me too. I was pissing my pants. I went downstairs my mom. I was like, oh my god. It's like that was crazy. It was actually crazy. She like bent to war. Like, yeah, I was like, no, like it literally looked like I stabbed someone. Like my hands, like they're and I haven't I have nails, so it's all and I'm like, oh my god, it doesn't get nails. Yeah, that's that it like doesn't go away. No, I'm like, I'm gonna, I literally was like, I have to get in the shower and then I have to get out and wash my hands again. Yeah. You have to scrub your hands for like two days after that. Okay, next time lesson with Ari and we'll do a uh step by step. I was like, uh one thing I know, even though there's toxic heavy metals or whatever in my tampon, those bitches fly out easy, no blood. They do, yeah. I mean, unless it's dry. I was like, so why don't you just take it out when you're in the shower? I was like, dude, I would have covered the walls. I would have literally pulled it out, it would have been smack in the walls. Oh yeah, my shower curtains would have been covered. Dude, I did. I no, I swear to God, I'm being very like particular about doing it.

SPEAKER_01 13:19

I like can't envision myself taking it out because I feel like I put it in and it I pull the thing out of the street. Okay, see, I thought you literally only just pulled the tab, but it's not strong enough. Well, bec yeah, because it's fully in there. And if it's been in there for a while, how's a girl supposed to know? Um she gotta literally like pull the page.

SPEAKER_00 13:35

The first day, do you remember the first time you ever put a tamp on it? You're just walking around like there's something in me. Dude, I fucking. Like that's how I felt the first time I when I went to work. I'm walking around like no one knows I have a fucking silicone diva cup in my cousin. Wait, yeah. I was like, this is crazy. I'm like, it works. I'm like, raise your hand together. Do anyone else? Yeah, wait. Okay, I feel like people like stand diva cups, though. Like, it's like I can't go back. I no, I have to.

SPEAKER_01 14:03

I think I've I've been using it for a year now. I haven't bought a tampon. And that's on saving my own.

SPEAKER_00 14:07

I have a bunch of tampons and like I need to like donate it to like a women's shelter or something. Oh, give them to me. Donate to my shelter. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So true. I have a tampon in right now though, but I have like a like I feel like it's not diva cup worthy. Like it's like a well, that's what you just leave it. And it's like brown, it's like I might as well. Well, that's why you just leave it in until you're fully done. You're she's going to be a hybrid.

SPEAKER_01 14:30

She's like, I have a hybrid.

SPEAKER_00 14:33

She's like, I have to have a literally everything. Like, because then I was like, I don't want to keep this in me 24-7, as if I didn't do that with a tampon. I don't know why. I know. I'm like, I've been using it now. Which I hate a padded bed because it feels like a diaper. Oh. And it's so uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_01 14:49

It makes me want to paddle die. It feels like that.

SPEAKER_00 14:52

Women who walk around in a pad, like you are a modern-day superhero because I don't know how you can make your life.

SPEAKER_01 14:57

I feel like you couldn't wear a tampon, so I would only wear pads.

SPEAKER_00 15:01

Okay, so how can you wear a tampon, not wear a tampon, but can wear a diva?

SPEAKER_01 15:07

Because I would get like, I don't know if this is two TMI. But I mean I would get like blood clots. Oh yes, I remember. I would like more like a stopper. So then it was just like stopping it. So I would literally, it like I would break out. That makes me sick and like feel ill.

SPEAKER_00 15:24

Because that makes me because it's not like absorbing.

SPEAKER_01 15:27

So that's why like with the two. Oh god, yeah, I would get like clots collects. Just catching it.

SPEAKER_00 15:32

That's the other thing is that you do see like chunks that like your like your universe is shedding. So like you see chunks of it. Hannah, I don't know if she would like it. I don't know if I would like I mean I just feel like it's no different.

SPEAKER_01 15:43

Like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 15:44

It's in the same shape.

SPEAKER_01 15:47

I know it's true. It's just visually.

SPEAKER_00 15:49

Well, tampons scare me because of the metals. I can and the TSS. Mm-hmm. Like it was a lot of things. I don't know why we've normalized TSS as being a real risk. It's because women's hours is like not a thing.

SPEAKER_01 16:03

I'm terrified of that. I was telling my mom.

SPEAKER_00 16:05

And you should be too, though. Yeah, you should be. Like it's scary. I know because I remember lead in our vagina. Like, especially when women get their periods so early that like I remember in middle school, I can't remember what friend it was, but she had like put a second tampon in because like she forgot it was in there or whatever. I've done that before. It gets lost in there. Wait, I live. I've literally done that before.

SPEAKER_01 16:25

I die for like I I overthink so bad. I'm like, did I take it out? Well, it's part of me. Right. I remember having a heart attack. Oh, dude.

SPEAKER_00 16:34

I did I I once left a tampon in for like 48 hours because I didn't I did the same thing. I forgot that one was in there. Well, that happened a different time, but we don't need to get into that. But yeah, then I I shoved another one up there, and then in the morning, I I was like planning on sleeping with it in. I did. I didn't smell it up there. Oh god. I'm taking it out. I I take my tampon out, and I'm like, there's still another string.

SPEAKER_01 17:01

Even a string don't fucking the string was there. No, I know. You know people have like forgotten it and have like had sex. That is like fucking scared. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:10

Okay, your man is stupid if he's fucking you and he can't see the tampon. He's not doing enough foreplay if that's the case. You're right. You're actually right. Like it's a man's fault. You forgot if he can't feel it.

SPEAKER_01 17:25

Fucking naughty if I ever didn't see it.

SPEAKER_00 17:27

Yeah, that is naughty. I know. All right, let's get it. That's naughty.

SPEAKER_01 17:30

We gotta talk about our hotties and naughty.

SPEAKER_00 17:35

Okay. Ari, do you want to start us?

SPEAKER_01 17:38

Take it off. Oh, okay. My uh, what's the vibe today? Okay, I'll go cutie. I there's a TikTok and it's like the this these um Yep, go on. Right to the dome, like I said. Um So it's like a grand two like grandparents and then their granddaughter. What? Okay, two grandparents. Husband and wife. Yes, it's like husband and wife, but it's like the grandparents and their granddaughter on a hike, and then the the Grammy. She hasn't even had a whole class. She's had two sips. I had lunch at like three today, okay? I'm I'm guys, it's only five.

SPEAKER_00 18:21

I'm what I'm starved.

unknown 18:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 18:24

Yeah, me too. That's so real, actually. I always okay, but three hours is a long time. I don't care what anyone says. Oh, it is.

SPEAKER_01 18:31

So it's great fasting. Okay, so the video is like the granddaughter's asking the grandma, saying, like, oh, like they're on a hike and they're like, oh, what do you see? And the grandma's like, oh, it's like she's explaining the view, or blah, blah, blah. And then the granddaughter goes over to the grandpa and is like, what do you see? And he goes, I see Grammy. That's your hottie. And he's like, anything else? He's like, just Grammy.

SPEAKER_00 18:55

He loves her so bring back yearning. That is like the best answer he could have said. I thought he got really good. I got the chill.

SPEAKER_01 19:04

Like, she's like, she's got the chills. And he's only looking at her and is like, I see Grammy. Nothing else. She has the nothing else matters when I'm gonna do it. And now that little girl knows exactly what to look at. Oh my god. I just like and then it like goes, and then of course it's like this beautiful music in the background, and there's like and then it cuts to like all these romantic like movies. I'm like, what the?

SPEAKER_00 19:28

Watching this video trying to take my diva cup out crying.

SPEAKER_01 19:31

Yeah. I can't do this right now. That video just that that video is like everything to me. I can't. That is, yeah, you need to send that to show.

SPEAKER_00 19:40

That's definitely a hottie. It's so beautiful. Shout out Grandpa. Oh, I love that.

SPEAKER_01 19:43

I love it. I just I saw it today and I was like, oh.

SPEAKER_00 19:46

You're like, yeah, I know what I'm talking about. Okay, Sarah, what's your hottie? Before you get to draw on another note. Um Justin Bieber is my hobby. Well yes. Well, yes. Justin Bieber hallelujah. Justin Bieber. Hallelujah. Um, I have Bieber fever like bad. Yeah. And I I never had it before. Guys, Justin used to hang right here on the space. Oh, you had it. And I remember getting so bullied by my cousins. My brother would bully donate. Did you have posters in your room? I didn't have posters. Oh my god. I have you don't know.

SPEAKER_01 20:20

I liked it, but I wasn't like I had Celtics posters too. I like Cristiano Ronaldo because I was like, I love soccer, and I was like, he's badass.

SPEAKER_00 20:28

Dude, I ne I never had posters actually. I shared a room with my sisters. Right over my bed. I love that. Yeah, I had one with Rondo, Kevin Garnett, and Paul Pierce. I like loved the Celtics. Like Rondo was like my dream. I don't know who that is. He was a Celtics player, like way bad. I don't even think he plays anymore. Oh, okay. But for some reason I was obsessed with him. And like me and my two like girlfriends in elementary school, we like loved him. Damn. Love. I need to see a photo. Damn. I don't even know if you'll think he's cute, but like I loved him back then. Okay, yeah, I'll show me a photo. Okay, so my hottie is TikTok shop right now. And I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed to say it. Wait, why?

SPEAKER_01 21:08

What are you buying? I buy it on TikTok.

SPEAKER_00 21:10

I have gotten, I've ordered two things recently. Okay. It's the only two orders I've ever placed on TikTok shop because I feel like I've been avoiding it because it kind of feels like it gives like sheen to me. Like it feels like it's like sometimes doctoring phone. Well that's the other thing. Like they're just giving like sweatshop in my mind. That's what I think. Well that's what I was getting at the brand. I just ordered from Crocs. I ordered from like cakes, like the bra. Yeah. And they give you crazy fucking discounts. Yeah, they did. I got the cakes for $20 cheaper than they usually. They're like $49. I got them for $20. Well, yeah, I bought them for $49 because I needed them ASAP. Yeah, I got it. And then they didn't even come in on top. Exactly. Damn. And then I ordered these Croc flip flops that I wanted and I got them for like twenty something when they're usually like thirty something.

SPEAKER_01 21:51

Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_00 21:52

And I was like, yeah. So TikTok shop is showing me these ads and I'm falling for it. But I'm not sure. I got stuff waiting in that card.

SPEAKER_01 21:58

I got stuff waiting for I am. Obsessed crazy.

SPEAKER_00 22:01

Yeah, I do have stuff too.

SPEAKER_01 22:02

I put stuff in there all the time. Doesn't mean I'm gonna buy it. Yeah. I bought you the um the little bag hangers. I got them off a TikTok shop. Bag hangers? For your purse. That goes.

SPEAKER_00 22:13

Those are really good quality. Yeah. And like Crocs is obviously like a brand, and so is cakes. And I was like, are these gonna be knockoffs? And I'm like, nope, these are straight up from the size it on the box too, like shipped from Crocs Warehouse or whatever. I have a bone to pick with cakes because did you read any of the instructions on it? Dude, it says they don't stick. So yeah, me and but me and Kara got the adhesive ones. Oh right? Okay. They're adhesive, so I'm thinking, okay, I'll have this like for a while. It says up to five uses. Wait, what? So what are we talking about? I really feel like it'll last you forever. As long as you take care of it, I think it'll feel. You should be able to run it underwater.

SPEAKER_01 22:50

But what is he gonna do with the sticky?

SPEAKER_00 22:51

I think it only is supposed to take the five. Like is that should be fine. Okay, right? Okay, well, I've used it, I've put them on twice, so we'll see how many times it lasts me. Damn, you don't like it. Because I was like gonna wear it to work, and I was like, I'm not wasting this on work. I think they're maybe just trying to underestimate it, so if it lasts longer, they're like, wow. You know, because if they say it lasts 20 uses, if it does get five, right? That's not phrase. And for $40,000, like I have a sticky bra from Airy for three years. I honestly what are we talking about? If it doesn't last me three years, I'll be pissed off, I won't lie. Wait, me too. Because it's That's what I was expecting when I bought it. Yeah. For $50 fucking dollars.

SPEAKER_01 23:32

Yeah, that's fucking ridiculous. Like that's an investment.

SPEAKER_00 23:34

No, that's what I'm saying. I was investing in a sticky bra. Yeah. Because those are come by like a good one. It says that the Diva Cup, you paid $30 for it. You're supposed to you could literally keep it for years, it says. Yeah. I'm getting one of those. You've convenient. Okay, but Ari got me this brand. They have pink ones though on a different brand. I know I can't. I'm about to order a different brand and then have to have a travel one or something. Honestly, put it in the car or my work bag. Right. I think it would be nice to have a backup. Because I originally I was like, am I gonna have to boil this each time? Like at that point, I might as well just have one for night and one for daytime. I know it's a little bit more. But you don't have to, you just rinse it. It's just like each other. Because it's like sitting there. Yeah. Like you wanna like it. I have to do that. Right. Okay. Let's get into it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:20

Get into it. Traumatic experience the other day. Oh. And by the other day, I mean yesterday. Uh oh. Um, so I am going to take a shower. I'm going to the bathroom. And my window, like, the wall is like right next to the toilet in my room. Not in my room. In my bathroom. And so the window, I look up, there's the fucking fattest spider in the fucking corner. Same.

SPEAKER_00 24:45

Wait, same. No, like there's been a spider living on my shower curtain. No. I you guys just won't kill it? No, Kara. Kara, the fucking okay. If you guys make me seem like I think that I can't with a fucking. No, have you ever read the poem about spiders? Hold on. You won't kill another one.

SPEAKER_01 25:06

Oh, because they're like, it's like why? Oh, yeah, because they're tiny.

SPEAKER_00 25:09

Take a life. Is it because they just think they're gonna be there? You just kill them to holy and mighty. You're not killing it because you're scared of it. Not because you think it's sad.

SPEAKER_01 25:17

No, it's both. No, I don't fucking care. Two things can be true in one. I don't fucking care. That that shit cares. That shit had the one of the like the fat butt. Fuck that one. Fuck it. Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 25:31

Wait, mine, mine was like clear. It looked like a black widow. It looked like an albino black widow. If you see a black widow, you should be afraid. Dude, those are dangerous. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 25:41

If I'm in the bathroom, I'm flushing it down the toilet. No, I literally can't even. Like, I like am leaving it in there. I take a shower. I like have to have the thing open so I can keep an eye on it. I like need to have eyes on it because if it fucking moves, dude, same. I was like this the whole shower. I'm like. But then my dad clocked my shit. He goes, So you don't need a man. And I said, You're right. Okay, but like, like, what do you I guess? No, because I'm not touching it. My dad, like, he says he flushed it. I'm like, where's the proof?

SPEAKER_00 26:10

So this feel better about my taxidermy fear because, like, I'm thinking, why the fuck are you scared of a spider? What's gonna do? No, like you, because like what's taxidermy gonna do to me? Nothing. No. But I'm like, I get made fun of for being scared of taxidermy. If you guys are scared of a bug, you could literally squish my body. I was thinking that when I was in the shower and I was like, why am I so scared of this? Because it's so little. Like, I was like, what's the psychology behind that?

SPEAKER_01 26:34

For some reason, I feel like I'm scared of an ant. Like, I feel like it's gonna pick me up and do like the slam me this way. Bitch, slam me that way. I said you ever seen that happen to someone? Yes.

SPEAKER_00 26:43

I just my nightmares. You wouldn't care if a spider jumped on you. Is that what you're saying? I would probably just smack it, yeah. I'm not really afraid of what? I mean, like, don't have I don't want to like wake up with a cockroach crawling on me. Like, that's it.

SPEAKER_01 26:55

Okay, but like other bugs, I'm like totally fine with it.

SPEAKER_00 26:58

I don't know if it's because like I'm not fine with any of them. My parents are like, we used to camp and stuff growing up. Like, I don't know if that's like played into it, but I feel like a lot of people I know are scared of bugs, and like I don't have that in me. But like, I'm lucky. I don't know why. Yeah, but I'm scared of other weird shit. So it's like, you know, I never go to a country bar. I can't go to a country bar. But yeah, the other day we were like sitting outside, like eating lunch, and Kara's like, oh my god, you have a ladybug on you, and I screamed, dude, she's a ladybug. No, I literally found a ladybug in my room, and I was like, Yeah, so I'm just gonna let her live. No, but like she's lucky. That like I would just leave it because I don't want to touch it. Right.

SPEAKER_01 27:36

I I don't care about any other bugs. Like, I used to pick up like worms, like the roly-polies growing up. Like that stuff I thought was really cool. Yeah. But a spider has always been my fucking nemesis. That's so funny. I think it's just the way they move, the way they look quick. I'm literally they are.

SPEAKER_00 27:54

That is why it's scary though. And some of them jump. Let's move on.

SPEAKER_01 27:58

I can't even right now.

SPEAKER_00 27:59

Wait, before we move on, did you guys ever used to burn ants with a magnifying glass? No. Oh. But I know, I didn't know people do that. No, but we I've seen was it who did that? It's like. But you can you can make slugs explode if you put salt on them. So that's fucking rude. You're making them stumber. That's stupid. That is torture. That is torture. Hey, let's watch it sizzle and burn. I'm like, I used to burn ants and Sarah literally burns ants at the stake, but I can't fucking being that. I can pick them up and torture them. But no, I can't. I can't make a slug explode. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 28:32

Oh my no, you're both level of crazy, but for some reason the ant is like a lower level, but the slug, I'm like, wait, it's like larger, it's bigger. Yeah. It has more feelings because it's larger.

SPEAKER_00 28:45

You're torturing it. It's like the ankles and the knees again. I can't deal with it. Okay. I'm always on the other end. No, not always. Did you do your naughty? No. Okay. Um, my naughty is just having no energy to do anything. I hate it so much. Because you're working, or just in general? Just in general, but yeah, I did forget like having a full-time job, like how much energy it takes for me. And I'm trying to do things after work and on the weekends. It's like, okay, I actually have no time to rest. It is. But I've been so tired lately and it's really pissing me off because No, it does piss you off because what am I supposed to do about it? That's what I mean. Because I'm like, we're not like huge caffeine people, so it's not like, oh, let me just get a Red Bull. Like, we'll be able to get it. Literally. That doesn't even help me ever have a Red Bull. Me either.

SPEAKER_01 29:31

Never no. I'm so it's like I literally am just like tired, but then I feel bad because it's like I work at 12, so I like sometimes when I'm tired, I'll sleep till like eight. Right. And then I'm like, okay, like this is like my time to myself, but it doesn't feel that way. Yeah. Because I have things coming up that day. Yes. If that makes sense. That's why I like working earlier.

SPEAKER_00 29:49

Like I was so tired this week, but I was waking up at 5 a.m. so I could get to work earlier so I can leave earlier. Yeah, we like pay no game. Yeah, that's what I've been doing. You gotta hustle sometimes. Yeah, seriously. But I just believe in hustle culture, but no, I don't either. I don't I really don't. Like I'm getting out right at my eight hours. Right, because you're it you're benefiting from it. Exactly. Yeah. Right. No, I love that. Well, I don't love that you're tired, but I love that your schedule is flexible. Yeah, but that's just my naughty because I like to say yes to everything, but I just can't sometimes. I know, and that's like a hard realization. Yeah. Because some weeks you can, and other weeks you're like, hey, so I'm still drained from this week. Yeah. That's how I was this week. Yeah, my birthday ruined you. I'm so sorry. No, it wasn't your birthday, it was my own fault, though. I stayed up late and I um was hungover on Sunday. Right, the hangover. Like, and then it's like not even a nice Sunday recovering because like you're like, I actually can't prove my brother was here and he was like, Hey, so I'm bored. And I was like, that's literally a bummer because I can't get off the couch right now. You're like, I'm suffering, I'm not bored at all. No. I wish I was. He had like a job interview, so he needed to go shopping for uh a suit. And so like my mom went with him, and the night before I told him I'd go, and then the next morning I was like, Yeah, it's always that making so many plans when you're out. Guys, Adam's actually at his interview right in this moment in San Fran. Oh my god, wait, he's here. He might it's three o'clock their time, so he might be just finishing up. Wow, it didn't show up to Adam.

SPEAKER_01 31:16

I hope it went really well.

SPEAKER_00 31:17

I know by the time this comes out, he's literally travel maxing, he's doing my job. He's San Fran, then we're going to Florida, and then we're going to New York. Dude. He's doing all of it. Yeah, you guys are crazy. You, your dad, and Adam. Adam, we hope you the best. I don't know how you guys do it.

SPEAKER_01 31:31

We know you're gonna do great.

unknown 31:32

I know.

SPEAKER_00 31:32

He's the best. Okay. So my naughty moving on. My naughty is Lamar Odom. Do you guys know Lamar? Who the fuck is that? So Lamar Odom is Khloe Kardashian's ex-husband. He's also an ex-NBA player. Oh, they just came out with a documentary about his life. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:53

Because he was like, there's a lot of shit that's happening.

SPEAKER_00 31:55

I usually when you watch a documentary, you feel better about the person. Yeah. You're like, wow, I get their story. You kind of like see the biggest thing. Wait, I think I watched this actually. Girl, it just came out. Wait, when? Like last week two weeks ago. I think I watched it. Okay, good. So now you know what I'm talking about. Yeah. Okay. So are you on my side? Like you still feel like not great about him? Oh yeah, that guy sucks. Okay. So I like have people in my life who have suffered from addiction. Yeah. Like obviously that leads you to make poor choices because you're already influenced all this and that. Um but it doesn't like excuse your behavior. No. So like you just because you have an addiction, just because you have a mental health issue, like doesn't mean you just get to freely be a dick because you have these. No, it does not excuse anything. So he, in my perspective, although he has like a disease, I think that he still was not like a good person to Chloe. Well you know, no, and she was ten toes down though. And he was ten toes down. She was like they literally were like going through a divorce, and he like OD'd and she like taught him how to walk again and how to talk again and like do all this and that, and like he never, like, even in the interview. Like now. And they were literally going through a divorce before this happened, and then she was in the hospital every single night for moonlight. She was like protecting him, like she like had her security come because like his family was coming and trying to like take money and do all this stuff while he they like his dad came and tried to like pull the plug on him because he wanted the money. And Chloe's like, absolutely not. Like, I'm stuck. Yeah, she was making decisions. She's like, I'm legally his wife, like I'm making the choices. Like, what do you want? And he wanted a pair of sneakers and like a couple hundred bucks.

SPEAKER_01 33:41

A pair.

SPEAKER_00 33:42

That's a dad. You're gonna kill your son. You're gonna kill you and get a fucking pair of sneakers. He's also my not have fucked. Literally what? Lamar and your dad. Lamar Jr. senior. That's absolutely insane too. Um people like uh how do you just have no heart? I don't know, but Chloe, like, she is su she was only 24 at the time. That made me respect her so much. Could you imagine if I was married to somebody and I was having to rehabilitate them at this age? I was thinking that too. She was so young. I and After he cheated on her. Yeah, oh my god. And then, okay, so she rehabilitates him. She moves him into her home to like continue doing it. He can barely walk, can barely talk. He somehow goes and buys a phone and contacts his coke and whatever he was doing, like whatever drugs he was doing, he contacts his dealer and gets more of it. And so she comes home and catches him doing his drug of choice after she's letting him stay at his house. She's carrying a few. After all that happened because of an overdose. Yeah. And she's like, get the fuck out of here. But then she put him up in a house that she was renting. And to this day, she talks highly of him. She was in the movie, like in the documentary, and she's like, seriously, like so much respect. And he's like still, he's pretty much like, yeah, thanks. Yeah. And like his kids were pretty much like, yeah, like we didn't we're not a fan. His kids. He fucked up so much. He looks even worse in the documentary. Like everyone forgot about you, and now you made this documentary, and everyone re-dens like you. Like literally, like, there was there was nothing likable about him except the fact that he's so bad. He was with Chloe. Yeah. That too. Yeah. Chloe has got a lot of things. I really don't know what she sees in him. We already know I'm a Kardashian Stan, and I just watched that. I think Chloe's my favorite after watching that. She is so real and she's so mature, and she just she's been through so much, and I feel like it really helps her relate to normal people. And he's such a dick too. Like, I don't know how she finds guys that are such a piece of shit, but he literally said in the documentary that he married her because he wanted to live the way the Kardashians were living. That's fucked up. Like she loved him so much. Lamar Odom said that Lamar said that. They weren't even that famous at that point. Yeah, they literally weren't even that famous. So could you know how hard it would be for her to like find someone who's really genuine now? That's fucking ridiculous. I feel for her. I feel so bad for her. So he's my wicked naughty just because I feel like he's my wicked naughty. He was given so many chances to be a good guy, and he couldn't even do it. And he had someone there for him the entire time. Not a lot of people have that. They could still be together if he was like, she didn't want to divorce him. Like she really loved him, and she's always talked about how she really, really loved it. Like, there must be some redeeming quality, but I don't see it. I don't see it either. And I feel so bad for her. I feel really, yeah. But obviously, she's a big thing. He didn't deserve any of what she gave him. He just looked like such a dick on the documentary. I agree. Yeah. Okay. Damn. Well, those are those are the ones, guys. Yeah, those are. Okay. Shall we get into our topics? Yeah, let's move on.

unknown 36:42

Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 36:45

So let's get into it then. So let's get into it. Do tell me. Did you know that women's bodies, like women are the only creatures who have an organ solely based for sexual pleasure? I have heard that. Like I've actually heard that. Men, their sexual pleasure, like when they ejaculate, it's for a purpose. It's for a purpose and it's to reproduce. Every single time they come, it's to like make a baby. Yeah. Pretty much. Whereas I like our clitoris is like an entire organ that's meant literally. The whole government name our clitoris. Literally the whole thing. Literally speaking. Literally speaking, we have a whole thing, and and it's insane that like it's shameful for women to have sex when we're the ones that are created to have sexual pleasure and not the other. I have I have heard that, but I don't know if I I heard that there's not enough research to figure out what it's actually for. Exactly. So yeah, it probably is just for pleasure, but they haven't done enough research on our bodies to see if there actually is a big thing. Well, I mean, what's the purpose of a um appendix? Well, we needed it. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 38:02

For what? That's a good question. Well, because when we were This is not a fucking fact, but I'm pretty sure like when we evolved and like we don't need it now, but like in the past, like we used to eat like raw meat.

SPEAKER_00 38:16

Oh we were eating more like raw. So it's like as evolution has gone on, we haven't needed it. Yes. Got it.

SPEAKER_01 38:22

That's why like it's like we still need that clitoris plot. We still we definitely need that. Let's not evolve out of that.

SPEAKER_00 38:29

Yeah, but I thought that was so cool. Like women's bodies are even cooler now. Yeah, I mean they were cooler. That's so cool too. Yeah. I loved that fact. I was like, wow, bringing that to the pod for sure.

SPEAKER_01 38:40

Imagine.

SPEAKER_00 38:40

Yeah, no, I love that.

SPEAKER_01 38:43

No. Dude, I would be Tarzan in this bitch.

SPEAKER_00 38:47

Like, I am so hairy. Swinging from the rope! I was literally thinking about the What do you mean? You're just free bleeding down your leg. Imagine? I dude, animals have to do that.

SPEAKER_01 38:56

Is that what they did before? They just free bled. They probably didn't know what the fuck was happening.

SPEAKER_00 39:00

Like, I mean, in our in our romanticy books, and it's like all pre-technology, they just like wrap cloth around. Well, yeah, but cavemen, but like cavemen are definitely just like bleeding like onga bonga in this book. They're probably trying to get pregnant. No, yeah, they're just like they're like, well, if I get pregnant, then I won't have to bleed. Well, because animals do it though.

SPEAKER_01 39:21

I just think oh this shit ripping down my leg.

SPEAKER_00 39:24

They honestly probably killed him because they were like, you're the demon. The demon's inside you. Wait, don't give me a chance. Well, she's probably wounded. Oh my god. She's in the witch! No, like bitch boards in my own. Yeah, no, literally, though.

SPEAKER_01 39:39

Yeah. Oh, she got the devil's tug.

SPEAKER_00 39:42

Yeah, like, oh, sorry, I'm just menstruating, keeping the world alive. Literally. Yeah. I hate that we have periods though, because we only get them because we're not pregnant. So what's that reward? To either period or my reward for using protection. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Right. Like, can we stop it from happening? Because you have the right birth control.

SPEAKER_01 40:04

I was saying earlier, like, I get mine randomly. But that like freaks me out. For some reason, like some people do that, and that's their choice. Me personally, I feel like it's not natural. Because I feel like it's supposed to happen.

SPEAKER_00 40:18

I've never had a normal cycle because you know, yeah, it just I was on the pill and I I really only would get it for like a day or two at a time.

SPEAKER_01 40:26

Mine was like really irregular when I wasn't on birth control in high school. It was really athletic. So, like, it's like would make it irrelevant. Totally.

SPEAKER_00 40:37

Because you're exercising too much, it can slow your period.

SPEAKER_01 40:39

And that's what they say.

SPEAKER_00 40:40

The other thing I heard was that it's like in order for a woman to like have her abs show, like, she needs to be like in a calorie deficit. I've heard that too. I was like, hey, so stand on the smirk. I was like, period, yeah. I'm eating well and I'm I'm nourishing my body and I'm hydrated. So what you can't see a fucking eight pack. Damn. No, that is probably true because any like bodybuilders I see, like, they don't look healthy to me. No, they don't eat men and women, but like especially women. It just does it looks like.

SPEAKER_01 41:09

I don't give a right. I don't give a damn about a six-pack. Is that me maturing? I've never really cared about a pack. I've never really got a lot of people.

SPEAKER_00 41:17

What guy did you go to high school with that actually had a six pack? I don't know a single man who had a six-pack. Not a six pack. Maybe dude, literally, what? I mean, if they did have any abs at all, like they were getting eaten up by the girls. Like I swear to God, everyone was going crazy. No, because everybody is everyone's just skinny in high school.

SPEAKER_01 41:37

Well, that's like nobody has skinny abs. Yeah, that's what it was.

SPEAKER_00 41:41

Skinny abs, born with abs. Yeah. Like, yeah, me too, I guess. Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:46

Dude, my sister had like an eight-pack growing up. I'm like, what the fuck? And just six dances. Yeah, dude. She was like real. She was. Well, yeah, and like she was like a little thing. So like she was like athletic, so it was like, here's an eight-pack for you.

SPEAKER_00 41:59

Oh. You know? But that's like common, I feel like, in our family because there's like photos of my mom and her two sisters on beach, and they're like shredded, and they're like five feet and like eighty pounds.

SPEAKER_01 42:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:09

I'm like, um, we snack all the time.

SPEAKER_01 42:14

She was a bodybuilder. Really?

SPEAKER_00 42:16

She was a bodybuilder. Yeah, I can see that. She was ripped. Yeah. Like, okay, pop off. Yeah, I love that. Ripped. I know. Damn. Yeah, but I feel like it's just like especially women and like girls. Like, I feel like girls, when we were younger, they would have abs. Oh, totally. But no, like now it's like being curvy and having abs like doesn't make sense. It doesn't go hand in hand at all. I don't give a damn about it. I really want them. I don't really care. I literally don't know how to do it. As long as I can move my exactly. As long as I can do the things that I want to do. As long as I have a strong core, what does it matter? And my clothes fit me the way they're supposed to fit me, then I'm good. Right. I I agree with that. Yeah. Clothes are meant to fit your body, not the other way around. Your body's not meant to fit into clothes. Amen. The clothes are close to fit your body. Totally intimate to that.

SPEAKER_01 43:07

Yeah. Okay, guys. I have been thinking about this. If I, okay, my dad always tells me that I was born in the wrong era. Probably true. Because I like I love all old music. Like I'm a very like, I listen to 70s, 80s, 90s, like all of that. Like I rarely listen to like current stuff. What would be your dream time period to live in?

SPEAKER_00 43:28

Oh. Bro, literally being born in the 70s when my parents were born is like perfect. I was I was thinking the 70s. They grew up like no phones, no technology. They just grew up vibing. They didn't get phones until their 30s when they had children. And like now they're in their 50s and like technology is like starting to come up, but like social media didn't ruin their like dating. Right. Like my dreams were like. I think like sixties to seventies. Like I would maybe want to be like 10 years old. You're so right. Because I want to experience the 70s being conscious. Yes. Like the 70s is in their 20s. But like now you're like you're older where you're like low-key, the technology is too advanced. Now it's hard to keep.

unknown 44:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 44:10

Okay, so what about five years younger? What about mid-60s? With the idea. Like 65. Yeah. We're getting rid of the city. 1965, please. Perfect. Thank you. I'm glad we're on the same page. Yeah, that'd be perfect. And like the fashion was so much better back then. Like nobody fucking owned leggings. Nobody owned everyone was dressing. High quality. There's no fast fashion. There's no sweatshirts. Everything lasted forever. Like my parents for their wedding, they got washer and dryer and it lasted them 25 years. Yeah, literally. All our blank bags were quality. Everything was quality. Like that's why like vintage Levi's and all this stuff is like so good. You're not getting fucking shit. Yeah, why do people stretch that? Yeah, now Xavers is full of Shein and nobody wants that shit. Nobody wants that. Oh no. You pay more for it at the thrift store than if you just ordered it on Sheen.

unknown 44:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:56

Literally.

SPEAKER_00 44:57

I could also like get by with like Wait, so what is your vote? Yeah, I need to know yours.

SPEAKER_01 45:02

Okay, I'm thinking like you're the 70s because I like the music.

SPEAKER_00 45:05

Being born in the 70s?

SPEAKER_01 45:06

Like I like to do it. You want to experience the 70s? Yeah, I want to experience the orange. I could totally get down with the dinosaur time. Be a cave girl. You don't even want to go camping.

SPEAKER_00 45:19

Wait, that's kind of iconic. No. Wait, Ice Age.

SPEAKER_01 45:22

I want to be like survival mode. Wait till this. Ice Age. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 45:26

Either in 1965 or send me back to the Ice Age. This bitch is scared of spiders because she wants to hang out with dinosaurs. Yes. I want to think it's with the mammoth. Just go look at it. I don't know what else existed.

SPEAKER_01 45:40

Sid this loft?

SPEAKER_00 45:41

That's not the same. It's furry version of an elephant. She wants to be able to get back to the back. They are bringing mammoths back.

SPEAKER_01 45:46

And what's his name?

SPEAKER_00 45:48

From the ice age. She's said they're bringing mammoths back. They're trying to like own one from like the old fossilized DNA. Yeah, I think they are doing that. Don't quote me.

SPEAKER_01 45:57

They just want a hairy elephant at the end of the day. Like wait, just breed like two. Anyways. Okay, but like also, like, when's king and queen time? Wait, I would love to be in like medieval times.

SPEAKER_00 46:09

Okay, medieval times would be over in Europe. Yeah. Okay, but then like the first women night. They stone people to death. No, you're a woman, you're like Mulan, you're gonna be like pretending chop your hair off and become a night. They like hang people in public back then and like throw rocks at to kill them. But like they would torture people for entertainment. That was their form of entertainment. Like you'd have to be actually scared for your life every day.

SPEAKER_01 46:34

Gladiator time?

SPEAKER_00 46:36

I would love to go to uh Okay, but you're not your picture. Paul Mezcal, you're not picturing how fucking stinky it is. Don't pull it. There's zero. There's zero. Maximus meridians to the thing. Nobody's wearing anywhere. There's zero sewers. A lot of sewers. Okay, yeah, they used to wash their clothes with urine.

SPEAKER_01 46:56

Huh? You don't know that?

SPEAKER_00 46:58

We taught when we went to Ireland, we learned all of this stuff and they were like, yeah, shit smells so bad.

SPEAKER_02 47:04

Like throwing people, what the fuck is in urine? The ammonia.

SPEAKER_01 47:09

The ammonia. They were like, oh, we'll wash your clothes with that. They would literally.

unknown 47:12

Excuse me.

SPEAKER_01 47:15

I'm like, it's going straight to your head. Okay. They would literally leave like cauldrons outside of like they would drop them off at people's houses. People would pee in them. And then that's like how people would have their cauldron business. I don't think that's clean.

SPEAKER_00 47:32

Because it was outsourced.

SPEAKER_01 47:34

It would outsource to the whole colon.

SPEAKER_00 47:37

They said, I cannot share it together. They would bring a time or people piss on the other side.

SPEAKER_01 47:41

Like that's how they would walk. It was like that was their that was their I'm saying it's not a fucking car.

SPEAKER_00 47:48

I know their piss was not clear either. I know it was a dark yellow. Nobody is hydrated. Nobody's hydrated. That wasn't even a thought in their minds come up. I'm grouping you both in together because I'm all left out. I'm with you over here. I'll take the 60s.

SPEAKER_01 48:06

Normal food. That's what you need in the time period.

SPEAKER_00 48:09

This is what you're forgetting about when you say you want to live in meat little times.

SPEAKER_01 48:13

Shit.

SPEAKER_00 48:15

Shit. Poo-poo caca. I know. Um, I don't actually think there's anything good about that era. They definitely romanticize it.

SPEAKER_01 48:26

I know they do, but like the gladiator time.

SPEAKER_00 48:29

Okay, if I could do it like in a movie, then sure.

SPEAKER_01 48:31

But like I'm back to is when Queen was playing. Yes. That's Queen. Yes. What is that? 90s? No, yeah. I'm just I'm talking about everything right now. I'm bouncing around.

SPEAKER_00 48:42

Queen is my chef.

SPEAKER_01 48:43

Um she's 70. She's 73. She's going to be 70.

SPEAKER_00 48:49

She's born in the 50s. So if we were born in the 40s, we could have gone and seen Elvis when we were older.

SPEAKER_01 48:54

Yeah, because she she went when she was like 14.

SPEAKER_00 48:57

Yeah.

unknown 48:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:58

Oh, if I can see a Queen in concert. Dude, Queen. Okay, Queen or Elvis. Okay. Queen. Queen. I mean, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:04

Queen.

unknown 49:05

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 49:05

Fuck my God.

SPEAKER_01 49:07

Queen or Fleetwood Mac in a few years. Freddie Mercury.

SPEAKER_00 49:10

I'm picking Queen every time. To see him in person.

SPEAKER_01 49:13

Oh my fucking God. I'd be scared of time.

SPEAKER_00 49:16

Oh. I also would go. Okay, well. He's iconic. Dude, I have to do it. Yeah, we're we have this conversation. Freddie Mercury. Freddie is a good one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:24

I know you're not. He's not gonna like this, but also like, what's his name? Michael Jackson. Dude, I'm because all of the music is coming. Wait, we should watch it. Michael.

SPEAKER_00 49:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:36

And it looks so much. I love his big mustache.

SPEAKER_00 49:39

As a kid, I was really scared of him for whatever reason.

SPEAKER_01 49:41

Okay, like towards the end.

SPEAKER_00 49:44

No, like when he was like weird facial surgery and like he was creeped out.

SPEAKER_01 49:48

Well, because he got creeped out by him. I'm not that creepy. He got burned and he also had um what's the like the They say that he had Vidilago?

SPEAKER_00 49:56

But they also said that he bleached his skin, so I don't know if they're gonna be a big thing. Well, I think they probab he probably like just propaganda.

SPEAKER_01 50:02

Went to the water.

SPEAKER_00 50:03

It's all propaganda. Nobody has any idea. But a lot of weird stuff about his story. Yeah. Well, because they stop it right.

SPEAKER_01 50:12

Yeah. I think he's I don't believe that at the end of the day. I don't believe it. Yeah, I think.

SPEAKER_00 50:16

You don't think that he's a predator?

SPEAKER_01 50:17

No.

SPEAKER_00 50:18

What about Billy Jean? You think it's his lover? No, because he's gay. That man is gay.

SPEAKER_01 50:22

I know that song, but you're so right.

SPEAKER_00 50:24

Wait, okay. I want to see Ellen Billy. He's still alive. And I think Billie Jean's an awesome name. Billy Jean. Billie Jean's such a good name. Kind of like it for a girl's name. Um, I wanted to see Billy Joel. And he was just he was still touring as of last year, and then he stopped. I don't know if it was like health or like something, but I was like, dude, I was literally looking at Tickens. Yeah, that would be really fun. Yeah. Damn.

SPEAKER_01 50:50

And this is like a such a core era for music, and those songs are just so good. I would die. It's not the same, same people in person now. It's because you can see that. Because social media is. Also, like people aren't like actually that good of singers. That's my hot take now. Wow, no, I love it. I feel like now people are not that good of singers. And it's just the vibe, it's their like social media presence. That's what I was gonna say.

SPEAKER_00 51:12

Auto everybody has a platform back then. Like you really had to be given. You had to be show stopping. Like you had to be.

SPEAKER_01 51:24

Doing the whole shit. Right.

SPEAKER_00 51:25

Yeah, that's why I love Queen so much because they're so unique. And that's that's what Benson Boone's trying to do, but like you can't recreate the mascot. No, I know. He should have come up with a band.

SPEAKER_01 51:36

He has the guy from Queen, like the guitar, the guitarist, Freddie Mercury. No. His name's Brian, I think. Yeah. Sure. So he's I don't know what the fuck his name is. But he goes and like he'll play it with Benson Boone. That's really that.

SPEAKER_00 51:53

Wow. Wait, guys, before we move on from Eras on Earth. Yes. I saw this fact. And yes, I did fact check it. Oh, okay, perfect. There was a time on Earth for a span of one to two million years where it rained every single day. I fucking saw that. You saw that? Yes. Let me tell you, I don't want to be there for that. Nothing lived. Well, once it stopped when the dinosaurs started evolving. Okay, I would have never. Like there was no. That like literally we would drown.

SPEAKER_01 52:26

Okay, but like a weird. Well, it was like all of the things. Like the literally the water would like just No, we would have fins.

SPEAKER_00 52:34

We would have had fins. Water would have evolved in the water. Like water. We would have been mermaids, guys. We would have to be we were. How do you how do you how does one Okay I am not a flat earther by any means? Like I believe in science to my core, but how the fuck do they know that? Literally! I don't know. How do you know something I don't know? I was just wondering.

SPEAKER_01 52:56

Dinosaurs and shit, they don't know what the fuck. They don't know the colors of them. They don't know that. They don't they think that they're only going based off their skeleton. Well yeah, like they think there's like been more research because like birds are like basically the closest thing to dinosaurs. They could have feathers. They think they were covered in feathers.

SPEAKER_00 53:12

Well, how do they know a woolly mammoth has a few hours? Wait, that would make sense.

SPEAKER_01 53:14

Because why are they just as soon as they actually like can see hide? I don't think it's like Ice Age wasn't like leather. Okay, is this I don't know if because they like still find like woolly mammoths to this day. Yeah, same for two tigers. Like Right. Yeah. That's crazy. They found like it was like a baby, I um like a baby woolly mammoth, and it was like full on. That's crazy. Well, it's in ice, so it's yeah, preserved. It's really cool. I find that stuff so interesting. Is this a dumb question?

SPEAKER_00 53:47

Probably not.

SPEAKER_01 53:48

I think it is. Dinosaurs and then Ice Age? Ice Age or Dinosaur before dinosaurs.

SPEAKER_00 53:54

Dinosaurs. Have you watched Ice Age, the movie? Oh fuck. I actually don't know. So the dinosaurs are here and they're trying to migrate, and the ice age is happening. It's like right before.

SPEAKER_01 54:04

Wait, but I thought it was a meteor that took them out.

SPEAKER_00 54:07

Yeah, but the ice age was also happening? Yeah, during the dinosaurs. Isaurs. Oh shit. Came after the dinosaurs. Okay, Ice Age is um a little misconstrued with the time. But yeah, that makes sense because then we would have fossilized dinosaurs in the ice. What is it?

SPEAKER_01 54:21

But in the ice age, the first movie, they're cold.

SPEAKER_00 54:24

Well, they do find dinosaurs. In the first movie?

SPEAKER_01 54:26

First movie, they're cold. We're going off sloth. Second movie, the ice age is melting.

SPEAKER_00 54:32

They do find the dinosaur bone. Like there's plenty of dinosaur bones, like fossils that they've found. Yeah, they find fossils, but I'm saying they wouldn't like the bully mammoth skin on dinosaurs.

SPEAKER_01 54:42

She didn't find it. I found a whole one in my backyard. Um, well it had its co-op stuff.

SPEAKER_00 54:50

We need a paleontologist, okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 54:54

Because when when did this when did this happen? When did this happen? I must know. The dinosaurs merge or the ice age.

SPEAKER_00 55:05

The dinosaurs. Girl, I don't know. And then they got taken out, and then it was Grill that is running around trying to find the acorn because the ice is separating.

SPEAKER_01 55:13

Yeah, that motherfucker caused the whole thing. She's our paleontologist.

SPEAKER_00 55:18

Okay, so I have mentioned is from Ice Age by now.

SPEAKER_01 55:26

That's our story. Okay, let me. I just no, guys. Guys, I just watched this shit before. We would have had an impossible thing. They're making another one. They're making another one. Shut the hell up. But you can't remake a perfect mole. I know. No, but they're like, Wasn't Nicki Minaj the mammoth? Yes. And Drake.

SPEAKER_00 55:45

Drake was in it too. He the boy palm.

SPEAKER_01 55:47

Peggy Palmer. She's a also in it.

SPEAKER_00 55:49

What did she say? She's a pretty little lady. Well, she's a mammoth. Well, she's a mammoth.

SPEAKER_01 55:54

She's huge. She's huge. She's a mammoth, of course. Those movies are so fucking dope.

SPEAKER_00 56:02

If we were to rewind this episode, let's just go. Where the fuck did we start? We started with the fact that women's clits are. And now we ended up with mammoth and now we're talking about the history of Earth. Guys, the the variety that we can talk about, okay? I could talk all day. Give us any topic we talk about. Me too. I don't know that much about it. Is that mine? Wait, it was low-key mine too at the same time. Did we just harmonize? We just harmonize our stomach rounds. Okay. We just get into our let's talk it over, guys. Draw Monday? Or no, on Sunday, and I was like, why is my arm sore? And it was I just realized on my way over here is from pickleball. Your arm sore for me. Like my arm and like my shoulder blade. No sore. Wait, that's so true. Wait, I was like, I was like, maybe I slept on it weird or like did something that I forgot about.

SPEAKER_01 57:00

Playing pickleball made me like obsessed with pickleball. Like I want to play with it.

SPEAKER_00 57:05

I wish we lived closer because when Crystal and Claire used to live close, we'd go like every Wednesday night afterwards. Dude, my dad just be so fun because everybody plays. We should do that.

SPEAKER_01 57:13

My dad bought a set for the driveway.

SPEAKER_00 57:15

Good. My dad thought about it too. Oh, he's he's obsessed with it too.

SPEAKER_01 57:19

I'm like, I want to play.

SPEAKER_00 57:20

Oh, I love that. Okay, so what is our question of the week again? So let's talk it over. Would you move would you move in with your partner before? Wait, is this our question? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Would you move in with your partner before getting engaged? Okay, mail. So I already got we got a message from somebody saying they answered wrong. So I think this is a hundred percent vote. I think, yeah, this is our first unanimous vote. Everybody said yes, they would move in. I'm so glad everyone said it. And I agree. Because I do think the other ones like that. It was definitely like right. Yeah. It was definitely like an older generation thing. Like when our parents were getting married, like nobody was out buying apartments. No. Like unless you're moving across the country, like you're just It was like taboo to move in with someone before they were. People are getting married in their early 20s. Yeah. And so then they're just moving out with their partner. Whereas now people aren't getting married until their late 20s, early 30s. And they're living with roommates first, and then it's like less of a big deal. It's not a big deal, yeah. Because I think it's so important to know who you're living with because of course. Even so, like living with friends, like I can't live with some of my friends, but I could live perfectly fine with other friends. And that doesn't change our relationship, but like we're not compatible living-wise. Right. 24-7. So if I'm gonna live with a new husband for 40 years, you have to be compatible as roommates. You're not just husband and wife, you're roommates.

SPEAKER_01 58:42

You're absolutely so much like else, it's like their living habits. Like you only see them for a certain amount of time, but now you see them all the time.

SPEAKER_00 58:51

Yeah, like you're sleeping until noon every day.

SPEAKER_01 58:53

Oh, you we're not living. You're letting your dishes soak for three days. Uh oh. Oh, you you haven't paid the you're you're late on your rent. See, that would build up resentment for me, and I would just say, like, yeah. And then I would know I'm not married. I'm so picking in with anyone who has poor financial issues.

SPEAKER_00 59:09

No. That's yeah, because then it also like if they miss their rent and then you're on the hook for their rent. Can you help me out? I would be pissed. Can I help you out? No. So I can't trust you with anything. I want to be able to trust you with my life. Yeah, I can help you pack, get out.

SPEAKER_01 59:23

I'll help you get your things ready to go because I knew this shit would happen. No, I just feel like moving in is a big step, especially with a partner. Especially, yeah. Like that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_00 59:34

I also think being like, especially with a partner, I think roommates is different, but like them being able to respect your space, like your living space, like respect that you're gonna switch off doing dishes, taking trash out. Well, like learning how to do it. It's a respect. The fact that just because we live together doesn't mean we have to do everything together. Like we're still roommates. We can go and do our own plans. Yeah, you need to learn that too. And just because we live together doesn't mean like, oh, sorry, I'm staying home with John tonight. Yeah. Like, no, you can go out. You see him every night. It's okay. Right. Like making sure that you still have that balance and that you don't feel like trapped to like be home for your. Like that's like you don't, that's definitely a red flag. Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't want that. But yeah, you know. So I I don't know if a lot of people slid up. Okay. This person said, yes, absolutely helps. You know the person more intimately and how you would exist slash create routines together. Personal opinion, of course, but I feel like living with a partner before getting married is crucial to make sure you know what you're getting yourself into. No, I agree. I agree. Don't that a hundred percent. It's a glimpse into what you're like. You need to like like God forbid this happens, but like you could not know somebody that well, and then they become abusive once you move in with them.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:50

Like, no, that stuff happens like when you're in their space. Right. Like if something happens and you live separately, you have separation and be a totally different person. Yeah. Well, it's like sometimes it's like I I feel very strongly about like not going to sleep angry. Right. So it's like, okay, like I need space for right now, but we can talk about this later. But I'm not ain't like whatever. Like, I feel like that's where like communication is very important, especially when living together. Right. Like, I feel like you can't be hold that shit in when you're living together. No, there's no like that. No.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:32

Yeah, I know. I agree with what everyone says. Do we have any? Someone else said have to. Gotta try it before you buy it.

unknown 1:01:38

Per.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:39

And you know what? I stand with that. Yeah. On every field, I bet you're not sure. Yeah. For me personally, definitely ride that car before you buy it. Like, I yeah. We're not really rent it. Maybe rent it out. Yeah, least it's trying a couple times. Yeah. At least. No, but like honestly, besides like joking, though, like sexual compatibility is just as important. That's like the whole thing. Okay. Otherwise we're just we're literally just friends otherwise. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying like when people have a whole foundation. That's where like love is blind gets tricky for me because I'm like, yes, like you can find an emotional connection, but if you're not sexually compatible, then we're just friends. Because I have an emotional connection with both of you. Right. Holy in a platonic way. Exactly. So if we're not having sex, then it's just like then you're just another one of my friends. Right. Yeah. I have to separate. You need that. Right. That's literally the one separation between a boyfriend and just a guy friend. Exactly. Period. And period.

unknown 1:02:41

Period.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:42

I was trying to think when you guys were talking, and all of a sudden my head was blank. I was like, hey, so Um, hey, come back home. Wait, that happens to me sober. Is that not normal? Um, I think it depends. Sometimes sometimes it's a brain fog. Okay. Oh my god. Sunday morning after Oh my god. After we went out on Saturday, I like had podcast stuff to do and I had like my own content to do, and I had like the thickest brain fog. I was like, I need to stick my head in like an ice bath because I was like, I'm gonna drive myself crazy because my brain is so foggy.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:15

There was no one home all day.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:16

Brain fog, literally nobody so much. I that happened to me yesterday. I was trying to tell my mom a story and I forgot what I was talking about halfway through.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:23

You're like, I have to do it. It literally took me a whole minute. Actually, I guess I'm done because I forgot. Yeah, it wasn't that important.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:29

I have to go.

unknown 1:03:29

Goodbye.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:30

You're like, actually, yeah, I'm all done. Yeah, but my brain just literally goes blank. That used to happen to me when I would get nervous, like during presentations at school. I was like, Oh my god, I have there's nothing. Everyone's there's nothing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:43

That's when like someone has to try tries to have like a serious conversation with me, like out of the blue, and I'm like, I actually can't form an opinion or a thought. And I sound dumb or something.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:53

Or they're talking so fast at you. I'm like, you're like, I'm trying to. I'm like, can you write this down? But I'm only focused on the fact that you're talking so fast that I have not comprehended anything, and I'm just nodding. I'm like, oh, okay. Right.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:04

Because I need the spark notes and I need like what's most important out of the conversation so I can actually like form.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:08

When you like start zoning out. Okay, so spark notes of this episode for those who zone out of it. Oh god, I don't even know that again. Diva Cup, wear gloves when you take it out. Diva Club?

unknown 1:04:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:20

Diva Club explosion. Number two. Um, bring a ziploc if you're using a tampon on the trail when you're hiking. Yes. Number three, females are the only people who have Pleasure. Pleasure organs. Pleasure organs. Number four. Yeah. Dinosaurs before the ice age. Yes. Number five, live with your partner before you move in. Uh live with your partner before you get married. Yes. Hope that helps. Boom.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:49

And I feel like tips for life. I feel like we just a lot of good advice and we had a lot of knowledge.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:55

So So you're welcome. You're welcome. Take that as you will. I really hope that helps. Yeah.

unknown 1:05:01

I'm sitting now.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:02

I hope you learned. Comment what you learned. Yeah. It can be about a diva cup, it can be about a clitoris. It can be about the ice age. If you have a diva cup, if you have a diva cup horror story, let me know.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:17

Yeah, down below your diva cup horror stories. Comment the blood emoji. Comment the night emoji.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:24

And also comment what era you would live in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:27

You live with the dinosaurs with 1965.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:35

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SPEAKER_01 1:06:08

Talk to you later.