Prohibition But With Men Instead of Alcohol

This episode feels like one long delusional conversation that somehow makes sense while we’re in it. We start by asking the very important question: what would society look like if men had a 5pm curfew? From there, things take a turn into debates we never thought we’d have like how exactly people pull their pants down when they pee (Kara, we have questions) and somewhere along the way, we find ourselves trying to explain the feeling of being “naked… but not naked enough,” which honestly says everything you need to know. Comment the mic emoji 🎤 when you see Ari try to eat it! 

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Welcome to the Talk Talk Talk of your podcast. Oh my god, welcome back to the episode. To the podcast. Yeah. The episode of the podcast. For our audio listeners, we have some new microphones. Do we sound so crispy? I hope we sound really crispy. It sounds really good. We listened before and I think it sounds super good. And I think it sounds super good. So if we look weird holding them, just know we've never held like actual microphones. How pretty they are. They look super cute. We look kind of like profession.

SPEAKER_02 0:31

That's how right now. Yeah. I feel like I'm this is like the goblet. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:36

This is. Oh my god. But guys, are other mics we have to hold way down on our side? Yeah, these ones are supposed to be. Right. So we're getting used to our life. It's kind of nice not having anything like in my lap. Sarah's dogs out today. Yeah, I don't look at. Wait, you might be able to see them. Put them up. Hello. She's joining the gang and I'm obsessed. No, I love it. I'm actually dogs away. Oh I know. Your dogs are feeling lonely. They're harnessed up. The poor things. They've been in shoes all day at work. Speaking of work and professionalism, guys. Um we do want to quickly talk about remind you that we are not at all professionals. Whoa! Um the things that we talk about might be a crock of shit. Okay? We might sound really confident, but it's it's very possible that we have no idea what we're talking about.

SPEAKER_05 1:30

We make it sound like really believable and yeah, one of our conversations that we had last week.

SPEAKER_00 1:37

We were like listening to and we were like um that's actually not true, even a little bit. That actually even happened. We were like peeing our pants sitting here giggling after the fact because we're like none of what we said. I'm saying it with my chest and like actually wrong. Yeah, I'm gonna be. We're like paraplegic is blah blah blah. Guys, we don't we didn't know. We actually were I literally brought up this story and had no idea what actually happened. The guy did not shoot his girlfriend, by the way. No, he didn't shoot it. It was a man. We shot a random guy. So just this. Not okay, regardless.

SPEAKER_02 2:08

But uh want to make that clear, it's not okay.

SPEAKER_00 2:11

This no sometimes, sometimes the news is not as accurate as we want it to be, and we're sorry.

SPEAKER_02 2:15

And but we're just listening, we're just another source of news, really.

SPEAKER_00 2:20

I'm not the news, it could say we are the news. This is art, okay? This is not fact all the time. It might be fake news. It might be fake news, but like it's funny, and we're here to entertain. We're here to like lighten your. Okay, this is not a news channel at the end of the day. Okay. It's definitely not.

SPEAKER_05 2:38

Take what resonates with you, leave the rest.

SPEAKER_00 2:44

Right.

SPEAKER_05 2:48

So we just wanted to.

SPEAKER_00 2:48

That's our disclaimer. So you can't do it. We just wanted to have a quick little heart-to-heart before um be real with you guys. We're probably gonna have a week of people being like, what? And then this episode's gonna come out. They're gonna be like, oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Big crocus shit. Right, right, right. Okay. Well, you know what's not a crocushit, and it's our hotties. Wow! So let's get into our hoddies and nahdies. Let's do it. Okay, Ari, hit us. Who the hell is your hottie this week?

SPEAKER_02 3:18

Okay, guys, I'm not sure if you know who this hottie is. We'll see. We're about to find out. Okay, okay. Okay, my hottie of the week is Boston Robb. Boston Robb! I do know of him.

SPEAKER_00 3:30

You know? He's a sports man. Commentator comedian. Chat. Am I wrong? So I'm a fact check. Wait, no, I'm pretty sure he makes like funny videos on top of sports videos, and he like pretends to be a commentator and he's funny.

SPEAKER_02 3:44

I think he does that now, but he got famous because he was on the the show Survivor.

SPEAKER_00 3:50

Oh. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 3:51

Yes. He was like, he was a huge contestant on Survivor. Oh, okay. And he was like really anything.

SPEAKER_00 3:57

You gotta put it close to the bottom. I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_02 3:58

I can't. I feel like I'm eating the colour. The last microphone.

SPEAKER_00 4:01

We were literally telling her she needs to keep it away because she's loud. We need to keep it for away. Now I'm like, no, put it close to me. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 4:07

Actually, hear every mouth. Hear every thought and breath and saliva. Okay, back to Boston Rob. Yes, Boston Rob, I have to show you a picture because he's so attractive. Of course, I'm looking really close for this.

SPEAKER_00 4:20

Why'd I think he was like a 40-year-old man? I was gonna say he sounds like now.

SPEAKER_02 4:24

He is now. Oh but he was on Survivor like a few times. Um, but he so like do you guys even know do you guys know the show Survivor? Yes.

SPEAKER_07 4:33

Um, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:34

Okay. Uh yes, I know it. So me and my mom were like obsessed with Survivor during um COVID. We just literally binged seasons of it. Um Boston Rob.

SPEAKER_00 4:47

Boston Rob?

SPEAKER_02 4:48

Um so yeah, he was a really good contender. He actually like fell in love with he found his wife on Survivor. Stop. They were like on the same season and like he did like everything with her.

SPEAKER_00 4:57

Wait, that's really everything.

SPEAKER_02 4:59

Who knew it was actually a love show?

SPEAKER_00 5:00

I don't even know. But he what? Yeah. I've literally never seen that man.

SPEAKER_02 5:08

He looks good.

SPEAKER_00 5:08

Oh it's a Pinterest.

SPEAKER_02 5:11

Okay, yeah, that's him and his now wife, and it she's already okay.

SPEAKER_00 5:15

Yeah, that looks more like him.

SPEAKER_02 5:17

Yeah. Yeah. Like they are so cute together. So they like on Survivor. They met on Survivor. They were on the same season and they like fell in love. And then like they would come back, like they would have like seasons where they like bring back like old people because they like did really well. Right. Or like they were like a fan favorite. So like they would come back and like on a season, like he like at the end they have like a wrap-up, almost like um a reunion. Yeah, like a reunion kind type episode, and that's where they find out who the winner is. And so they came back and they he like proposed to her, and it was like a whole thing. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 5:51

But Boss and Rob. I love that for them. Yes, oh attractive.

SPEAKER_02 5:54

Wait, so what made you think of him? Um, well, it it's like the 50th, it's some reunion of like the show where they having like a. It's been going for a while. So many seasons. But yeah, they were having like a reunion.

SPEAKER_00 6:06

It's like they torture people on that show.

SPEAKER_02 6:08

It's well, um, you get no food today because you didn't rotate the five. Yeah, exactly. It's like you win like a it's like if you win a challenge, you get like fishing gear. Like you win a bag of rice or some shit. So it's like no pot, no water, you get a bag of dry rice. It's crazy, yeah. So like people like You're trying to survive. You're trying to survive, but then also you have like weekly challenges, and then you get-you want died. I don't think so. But there have been like medical things where people get like heat strokes and stuff. Oh, totally. Because there are challenges on your life. You must lose a lot of shit. Yeah. Because there are like there are challenges where it's like, okay, who can like hold their arms out with this and like a trailer? I've seen that.

SPEAKER_00 6:49

Or they're like hanging from like the pole or I don't know, they're like over there.

SPEAKER_02 6:54

Sometimes they have to like literally hold on to like a pole over water. There's another one where they have to a lot of them are like challenge-based, so it's like, okay, you have to work as a team to do this, and then one person does a puzzle, and then whoever team gets the best, like you get that. But then if there's another challenge where it's like individual, where you can like basically save yourself in like the voting. Oh, okay. Because after each like week or episode, I feel like I could get into this.

SPEAKER_00 7:20

See, this would be kind of the fun thing where it's like, oh my god, Survivor Nate, all the girls come over with Survivor like once a week. It's like Love Island.

SPEAKER_02 7:27

Because at the end of every episode, they vote off a person. Oh my god, it's like the Bachelorette! It's very like you have alliances, but then like also vote or no. Um, so it's it's it's voting within. Oh, okay. So everyone like you're like creating um like cancer alliances and like you know, whatever.

SPEAKER_00 7:47

I heard that you don't want to be too good and you also don't want to be too much.

SPEAKER_02 7:50

Well, exactly, because if you're too good, they don't want to bring you to the end. Exactly. Yeah. So it's like a whole game. You don't want to be too good, we don't want to show off all your cards. Like it's a big deception game, but then at the end, it's like a whole voting thing. Right. So like everyone from the like whoever like started in the game comes back and they vote who think the who did like the best. Oh god.

SPEAKER_00 8:11

It's like, well, this girl took my bag of rice for voting this bitch off. It's crazy. I love watch. The other thing to add to my list.

SPEAKER_02 8:20

Really good. I just keep adding more and more. Yeah, they like still do Survivor. It's crazy. And it's been like the same announcer guy um for like the whole time. Yeah, it would definitely be like the white haired guy. The announcer guy is actually a really bad host. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:31

Yeah. Once we have an apartment, we convince Ari to live with us. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 8:35

Yeah. You'll get you'll get me with Survivor.

SPEAKER_00 8:38

Yeah. Okay, perfect. Okay, Sarah, who's your hottie? Um, my hottie is it's it's an obvious one, but women in male fields. Yeah, duh. Yeah. Yeah. It's giving powerful. See, the fact that it's a male, well, yeah, male-dominated fields. Yeah. I'm like, this is not a male field. Anyone can do it. You're right. Male dominated. Yeah. Because there are jobs that are also like female dominated, like nursing, of course. Educators. Right. Important things, of course. Yes, exactly. But I thought of it because I'm sorry to talk about my job, but no, you want to hear about it. Sarah's first week of work. I know. We haven't seen her since she started. Yeah, I know, literally. My mom's like, how is it going? I was like, girl, I don't know. She went. She went home, slept. I'm waiting to see her. I'm not sure. Literally. Yeah, no, but so because I'm in.

unknown 9:28

Put the microphone.

SPEAKER_00 9:30

Either my dad. The engineering industry now. She's in a turn. I didn't realize how big of like a difference it would be. Yeah. Like going. Compared to a med spa? Yeah. Because the med spa was like all women, right? Like there was no man. Male dominated. There would be a man walking by and be like, oh my god. Yeah. Literally, we're all plasted to the window. Like, who is that? And then he walks in and he's gay, and you're like, God damn it. Yeah. I love you, but we need a prospect. Yeah, exactly. Of course you're handsome.

unknown 9:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:58

Of course you care about your skin.

SPEAKER_04 10:00

Of course you care about your skin. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:02

Literally. No, but so it's like all like, well, it's not all men, but there's it's a majority. Right. And it's just it's such a difference. And I didn't like anticipate it feeling that different. Yeah, because when was the last time you worked with a man? I mean, we had a couple guys at our word, but like we didn't have a crazy dog. Yeah, intro.

SPEAKER_05 10:24

Like that was it. We're gonna pizza place.

SPEAKER_00 10:27

I know, like I really have never worked, like there's always been like that one guy who works at the job. Like, I've never had like worked with like a group of men. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 10:36

It is different, but it also is like kind of nice. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:39

It's they do bring a fun energy.

SPEAKER_02 10:41

Yeah. But like that, but it's also like seeing baddies that were that I know of in the office.

SPEAKER_00 10:48

She's like, thank god we're safe.

SPEAKER_05 10:54

The blonde male continues. So sorry. So sorry.

SPEAKER_00 10:58

I kind of, but I don't. So yeah, that's my hottie. I love that. Okay, so my hottie this week is James Maslow from Big Time Rush. Do you guys know James from Big Time Rush? You guys did never watch Big Time Rush? No. Oh my god. This is not a safe space.

SPEAKER_02 11:20

What was on what was Big Time Rush on? Nickelodeon?

SPEAKER_00 11:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:24

Do you know any of them? I didn't watch any of them. Nickelodeon.

unknown 11:29

After my time.

SPEAKER_00 11:30

Girl, we're two years apart. I know. That was our time.

SPEAKER_03 11:36

I was already grown.

SPEAKER_00 11:37

Okay, anyways, so Big Time Rush was obviously big like when we were younger. I mean, not like huge, but they had like their own show. They toured whatever. They were touring again? Yeah. I always liked James. The last couple of years. Okay. Um, I was always a James girl, but I feel like most people liked Kendall. James now is so bad, guys. He likes so he has he's like ripped, but he's like he's like bulkier, so he's got big arms. He's not like he's filled out. Yeah, like he looks so good and he has like a mustache. Kendall's bald now. So I'm like, right, girls. Right. Okay, James Maslow. Not but like Kendall's still handsome, but like I remember Kendall. Because he was like the popular one, right?

SPEAKER_02 12:25

I I just know them as a group. I don't really know the names of the like look at him now.

SPEAKER_00 12:30

He's got he'll wear like a wife beater on stage.

SPEAKER_02 12:34

Yeah, he's kind of giving um that got away.

SPEAKER_00 12:37

This is him like back during big time rush with like the just to be a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 12:40

Wait, but he's like cute.

SPEAKER_00 12:42

He's cute. Yeah, like he's he yeah, they call him a pretty face. He was the pretty boy mustache. Okay, so like this is like what he's been looking like on stage, like in a cutoff with like the flow.

unknown 12:51

James.

SPEAKER_00 12:53

The hair up, uh James, James, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:57

Like he looks so good. The hair, when a man has a swoop, like the hair this way, but it pops up here. I'm obsessed. You know what I'm talking about? No, like I actually can't.

SPEAKER_00 13:07

I know what you're talking about. He's eating up on stage and like now I want to go. So he's not like a wicked hottie. I love him. He keeps hopping on my TikTok. That's why I've been thinking about him. I'm gonna think of my screensaver. Literally. People are walking by your desk at work, it's like your work computer and it's just him. It's like we used to do that. Don't do that here. Oh, what kind of job? Yeah, at our last job, we obviously we worked with all women, and so we'd have we literally had two registers. One computer had a picture of Henry Cavill on it, and the other one had a picture of um Drew Starkey. Drew Starkey. And so then we like labeled both of our like kiosks, and one said Henry and one said Drew. So like you know which you knew which one to click, like with who you were checking out. So I'm like, what do you mean you guys don't do hot celebrities as your lock screen here? What do you mean? I'm quitting. I want to care. This is dangerous. I don't think anyone's dangerous. Yeah. Wait, that's mad, honey. My dream dog. No, actually, it's not.

unknown 14:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 14:09

I don't have one. Oh naughties! Naughty! Guys, oh no, I'm scared.

SPEAKER_01 14:16

I've been in the trenches. Uh-oh. The hinge trenches.

SPEAKER_00 14:21

Bro. Oh. Hinge's number one naughty on my list forever, but I haven't said it because I deleted Hinge like months ago.

SPEAKER_02 14:28

I just get bored and I want to see a pretty face. I know, man. I love talking. It's never a pretty face. I just want to talk to someone. I look at them and I say, oh, oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 14:37

I could I could maybe see myself talking to you. Right. Never respond to the city.

SPEAKER_00 14:41

See, the hardest thing though is that, like, alright. If me and you only had a texting relationship, yes, tell me. We probably would not be as close as we are. I know. You know what I mean? So like if you met these guys in the wild, like your conversations would be so much. Not that we're meeting anyone in the wild, but like the texting is like such a lie. But Hinge is around just for fun. Yeah. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 15:04

Like, I'm not getting any hits. Right. I'm like, am I doing something wrong? It's dry scenes. But like also, I'm not getting anyone that I would actually see like having a lot of people.

SPEAKER_00 15:15

Why are the uglies so brave on Hinge?

SPEAKER_02 15:17

Ollie, I'm assaulted.

SPEAKER_00 15:18

Why the uglies are so brave on Hinge? No, I don't. Why literally would you think that I would like to do it?

SPEAKER_02 15:22

Like, I feel bad.

SPEAKER_00 15:25

I think it's more like they're like, I'm never gonna know if she rejects me, so like I'll just like it. Like, what's the home? You know what?

SPEAKER_02 15:31

As they should though. They should be like, honestly, no, I agree.

SPEAKER_00 15:34

But the only thing six likes, like really? You're putting it on me? No, I'm offended. I wish I could have asked. And they're like, hey, um, if you want to match with the guy who actually is anything like you, you do have to pay. Yeah. So that's the only. They're like, we are banking on these people being so desperate that they have to pay.

SPEAKER_02 15:54

Okay, and Hinge is a bitch because they like put all the hotties on your list that's you can only send a rose to. I'm not gonna seem like a desperate rose. Am I desperate?

SPEAKER_00 16:02

I'm not.

SPEAKER_02 16:03

No, because then I'm like, No, because then I think crazy. I think crazy.

SPEAKER_00 16:07

But I'm like, you're beautiful. Wait, so should we start sending roses? Guys, I don't even have Hinge. I I was this close to downloading it the other day. I was like, I need to get out there. Like at this point, it's like it's like I it's like I'm avoiding it. Okay, I'm telling people that I'm like, oh, it's because I live at home and like all this and that. And I am happy single, but like also come on.

SPEAKER_02 16:27

No, the girl has been cold. I also like to go to events. Like I've been to like snowmobiling events. I've been to where they do yeah. I the jumping. Yeah, like they like go on jumps I've done like um like in the winter and in like the spring and stuff. And it's like there are guys there, but it's like not the type of people that I would want to. Okay, so like where would my husband go?

SPEAKER_00 16:48

You know, like that's like a very male thing to go to, and yet no one's talking to me, and yet that's like also You want a guy who goes to snowmobiling jumping contests. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 16:57

But that's where a guy would go, but is that the type of guy I want? Right. No. So where am I supposed to go?

SPEAKER_00 17:04

Right.

SPEAKER_02 17:04

Yeah. I don't know. Like that's a general myself.

SPEAKER_00 17:09

They're like financial conscious modes. You like we need to like wake up early and like go to Boston and like look for run clubs and like track these guys down, like, oh my god, as an athlete. Yeah, what I mean. Because guys don't have to do all that work to find pretty good colors.

SPEAKER_02 17:23

I gotta like track someone, track down a run club, and then I gotta like act like a car.

SPEAKER_05 17:27

Bring my mic in the computer in Boston, and then I have to bring a microphone so I can yell out my number fly.

SPEAKER_02 17:38

Yeah, I gotta fall pretend to fall down in front of a run club.

unknown 17:42

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:42

So then I actually bring it up.

SPEAKER_02 17:43

Literally would just step over you.

SPEAKER_00 17:45

I have a time to keep.

SPEAKER_02 17:46

Um gotta keep it. Can't stop, but call me.

SPEAKER_00 17:49

No. Oh, okay.

unknown 17:52

Yeah, no, it wouldn't work.

SPEAKER_02 17:54

No, it's really fine.

SPEAKER_00 17:55

So no, I actually don't know where people like I feel like a lot of most people that are dating that I know in my life right now met at work, met in college, try that wrong. High school met on a dating app. Same. All of the above. What the hell are we not trying? Two of those are not an option for me anymore. High school and college. Not an option. Work currently is not an option. Yeah. Because I don't have a actually one person I know, she met her boyfriend like at a bar, but they were mutual friends, so they're with like a group. Okay. I think there's no better way to meet someone than a few through a mutual friend.

SPEAKER_02 18:32

Okay, and I'm inviting Emily and Curtis. And his whole shout out to Emily and Curtis. Curtis, I hope Curtis, if you're hearing this, get it. Curtis, I love you. Those are my parents. Those have been my parents since high school, and they know that. And I tell them every time, I'm like, guys, I'm about to make a flyer and you're gonna give it to your whole football rocks. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:52

No, I'm so serious. Wait, they do that at weddings where like they'll make like this page that's like these are all the singles. Our cousin just got engaged, and if she doesn't do that for the wedding, I'm gonna lose my mind. Yeah, we need like Faith and Jacob need to do it too. It's because like they'll they'll say, like, we found our match, like, we want to help you find yours. Like it's really cute. And I'm like, yes, I love that. Well, that's exactly it. It looks like almost like a bingo sheet, and it's literally everyone's face and name. Like, leave the Instagram handle. Yes. That would be the best way to meet someone. Unfortunately, weddings don't come around that often. Wait, weddings are starting to come around though, for example.

SPEAKER_02 19:29

We're like getting around that age where people get married.

SPEAKER_00 19:32

Like people from high school bent together, like literally coming up on like five, six years. I was talking to this woman at work, and she was like, Unfortunately, your age, like everyone's finding their partners to get married to, and then by my age, they're all getting divorced, and that's when you can find them single again. And I was like, hey, so um haven't even found it, found anyone yet. So like, don't tell me they're getting divorced already. Yeah, so we're still single by that, like there is definitely gonna be a good thing.

SPEAKER_02 19:57

So we just have to wait for the Great Depression of divorce.

SPEAKER_00 20:01

So I'll wait until I'm 50, perfect. Awesome. No, no, no. Right be divorced. I wait for the divorcee. Divorcee. I don't want a divorce. No, I don't want one either. Yeah. Well then I was telling them my division, my um non-negotiables. They're like, oh my god, tell me. I was like, I literally have a page of non-negotiables. Oh, really? Right here. Oh. It's hanging up. I've seen that. I think I've written some in my notes app, but like I I feel like it's good to know what you want and what you don't need. Yeah. Okay, perfect. Next episode, let's hit it. It's gonna get real. Okay, wait, guys, let's get into our naughty so we can get into our topic. Yeah, I know. Did you already do your naughty? No. No. Oh my god, dude. My naughty's boring because I can't I couldn't think of one this week. A naughty's a naughty. Yeah, okay. No matter how much it does piss me off every single time it happens when someone leaves their stuff in the dryer. That's giving college, yeah. Yeah, well, I fear I do that out of my house. Shut up, baby. I mean, that's what happens when you live with a lot of people. No, I know, but like seriously, every time it piss- I like open up the dryer and it's like, okay, now I have to move your shit into the dryer. I have to move my shit into the dryer. Like, I did not sign up to do two loads of laundry. I did not, that was not in our contract. It's too much.

SPEAKER_02 21:16

It's too much. I fear I fall into that. Like, sometimes here you can't do that as well. I know, I know. No, not if we were roommates. But because of my home, it's just me and my parents. Right. So sometimes I I'm I fall victim to not timing out correctly. I will forget my steps down. That's fine. Sometimes I forget that like it's in like it's I the only time I have time to do my laundry is when I come home at 8 p.m. after work. Wait, no, I do that too.

SPEAKER_00 21:45

Like I'll forget or I'll throw it in before I leave the house.

SPEAKER_02 21:48

Yeah, and then I come back and I'm like, my dad throws it on my bed and folds it. I'm like, oh my god. Wow. Luxury service at that half star hotel.

SPEAKER_00 21:55

See, I don't do that to bathe. I'm just like No, yeah. Sometimes she's like give me full.

SPEAKER_02 22:00

Hold it next time. I don't know. Be kind. Honestly, I'd rather just have it thrown out on my bed. Like I would just if it's in there, I just like throw it in there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:08

No, but she like doesn't forget she will fully like go in and take pieces of clothing out for like she'll take a sweater. Oh I'm like, really? We hold on.

SPEAKER_02 22:21

That's crazy. I ain't like that.

SPEAKER_00 22:23

Well, I guess if they grab it, just grab it. Because your dryer is upstairs. My washer and dryer in the basement. Like to do it would be I'd have to go down two flights of stairs. Ours too, yeah. My washer jar is right up there.

SPEAKER_02 22:35

So like she literally just goes and grabs it.

SPEAKER_00 22:37

Grabs it. So funny. She also has like major we have like five laundry baskets. She probably has like three in her box. Faith, are you gonna take this? She's not even here to do it. She knows. She knows. Yeah, so that's naughty. Faith is your naughty? Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_05 22:55

Damn. Faith's not my naughty, but the things she does.

SPEAKER_00 23:01

Oh no, Faith. Faith, if you need a new maid of honor, you know where to look. Damn. Oh my god. No. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. She's like, my application is a good thing. I don't have a sister. I don't know the rules. Okay. My naughty.

SPEAKER_04 23:15

It's aggressive.

SPEAKER_00 23:16

My yeah, true. You guys both have sisters.

SPEAKER_04 23:18

It's a scary life.

SPEAKER_00 23:19

Sometimes. No, Adam and I like, it was more like I would find a slingshot and I would like launch an almond at him. And he's like, Do you know how hard an almond is? And I'm like, didn't until it hit you like that.

unknown 23:30

But no, you would not be able to do it.

SPEAKER_03 23:35

Damn.

SPEAKER_00 23:36

Yeah, I accidentally shot him by the face of the BB gun. Anyways.

SPEAKER_03 23:38

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 23:40

It wasn't an almond, it was a baby gun.

SPEAKER_00 23:41

No, it um both. Oh, ooh. I did both.

unknown 23:44

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 23:45

On the recorded line.

SPEAKER_00 23:48

Well, don't, like, I don't know, don't tempt me to do things. Oh, yeah, she is the little sister. I bet if you had a sister, you guys would have been fighting a lot. Yeah, I think the universe knew I probably was like, I'm like a princess. Like, don't need a sister.

SPEAKER_02 24:01

Girl, you know how many times I ran into the bathroom and locked the door locked the bathroom door.

SPEAKER_00 24:06

I had a lot of girl cousins, so I got my fill, but like I'm the only girl. It's a different type of scary. And it actually shows.

unknown 24:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:14

It humbles you.

SPEAKER_02 24:15

It does. It does. She's like, oh, you're wearing that?

SPEAKER_00 24:18

Right. Okay, but like, I feel like I get that in my cousins. Although it's not like a daily occurrence. But like I'll get it at the end of the day. It's brutal. Once in a while. Yeah, it sounds brutal. It humbles you. No, it isn't. Especially a little sister. You guys both have little sisters. That's true, yeah. We should get Adam on here and see if he agrees. If he's like, yep, that's also I feel. Yeah. Okay, so my naughty is Nick Vile.

SPEAKER_05 24:42

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 24:42

So Nick Vile. Oh, from the Vile Files. Yeah, I know. I like Nick Vial. He actually was on The Bachelorette or something, which is how he got his kickstart. He's also another Mormon. Why is everybody Mormon? The Mormons are taking over, I think. Like, I don't even I I can't even get into that right now. But um, so now he has this podcast called The Vile Files. And it's like him and his wife, who's 18 years younger than her, than him. Which, chat, what the hell is this like? Yeah, so is that about it? The two of them hosted Age of Attraction, which is the new dating show about like dating people outside of your age range, which is also already like a little bit. Some of them are fucking weird. Like, why are we like letting a 22-year-old 60-year-old date?

SPEAKER_02 25:27

My vibe, but like that shit is just weird.

SPEAKER_00 25:29

Yeah, so like they literally had like a 60-year-old and a 22-year-old date. Well, like, was it like one of the guys being like, oh, we have like the same age gap between like me and my daughter? Okay, so um, I actually liked that couple. The what Okay, but the only the couples that I liked, the women were older. Because like they don't feel so it's not like predatory. Yeah, they're something about the guy's older and they're like devastated. Yeah. But back to so the fact that I asked that I asked. I'm not asking anything. The fact that I said it was Nick is because I it literally has nothing to do with anything except the fact that I don't think he's a great interviewer. He also did a reunion for the secret life of Mormon Wives, and he was very judgmental and very like he like put the women down. Like your job is to ask the questions and let the women talk. Why are you laughing at me?

SPEAKER_02 26:23

I'm not laughing at you. I'm like, you're gonna see on camera. I'm like, where are my glasses? I'm like, you took them off. They're right there.

SPEAKER_01 26:30

Oh, literally go like this, and I'm like, let me just pitch my ass.

SPEAKER_04 26:33

No, like you put the drive on. I'm like, the camera's gonna see that shit. Okay, no, continue. He's not.

SPEAKER_00 26:39

No, I yeah, I just don't think he's a good I haven't even watched the reunion for Age of Attraction because like I'm like, I don't really want to hear it. He was very like rude towards like Whitney and like she was trying to explain her side and he was pretty much like siding with the other women. Yeah, yeah. Like as his host, you're supposed to be neutral. Neutral. Like you're supposed to be unbiased and like you were already signing. Like then she felt like she couldn't share. So I'm like nervous to watch this reunion because I feel like he's probably gonna be that way.

SPEAKER_02 27:07

Oh, awesome.

SPEAKER_00 27:08

I don't like that guy either. Yeah, vibes. I don't get good vibes from him. Yeah, and he's a perv. Oh well, you heard it here. Yep. And that is now I'm scared to say things.

SPEAKER_02 27:20

That is our news of the day. You hear it here first.

SPEAKER_00 27:24

He is a pedo. If they don't agree, then that's their prerogative. You're right.

SPEAKER_06 27:31

We already the disclaimer is listed everywhere. No one can come after any information.

SPEAKER_00 27:38

We're not saying this is true. We're saying it's my opinion! Yeah. Okay. Well, let's get into our fucking topic.

SPEAKER_07 27:46

Ah, Jesus!

SPEAKER_00 27:50

Okay, Sarah, hit it. Okay, I have a question. What would you guys do if men had a curfew of 5 p.m.? I would rule the streets. Dude, if men had a curfew of the city.

SPEAKER_03 28:01

I would rule the night.

SPEAKER_00 28:03

I would imagine I'd be like in the woods and shit. I'd be running around the streets. Naked.

unknown 28:10

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 28:13

Wait. If men got locked up, yeah, wait. Like. Wait. Okay, but like, unfortunately, men are gonna break the rules. I would still be scared, I think. They're rebellion. Okay, but it would be so much lower. Okay. Okay, so it's like there's no men at all.

SPEAKER_02 28:30

Okay, then I would walk in a dark alley. I would walk the alleys of the city.

SPEAKER_00 28:34

I would literally wear I mean, I wear small clothes as it is, but I would be less concerned about it. Yeah. I would wear small smaller clothes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:42

I'd wear literally smaller smaller cells. I would go out in Boston and not fear my own.

SPEAKER_00 28:46

Wait, I think you're so right. Like I would literally run through the streets. I would go hiking. I would be running at night. I would yeah. I'm trying to think of what at-night activities I could do. Like I could go to the club without thinking I'm gonna get like my drink spiked. Yeah. Literally. I could put my drink. Simple as that. I could put my drink down and do the worm. What a world that would be. I could literally imagine. Do you think that would mean like there would be more women's bathrooms because there's less dudes at the club?

SPEAKER_02 29:17

I feel like there would just be it would just be it'd be just women's only clubs.

SPEAKER_00 29:21

Women's only club. They would have to go in the morning during the day. It's like the profession, but you're canceling men instead of alcohol. Yeah. Imagine the themed places that like we wouldn't have to care about a man's aesthetic. Wait, you know what's crazy is we would literally never listen to rap again. It would be like all Taylor and like grinding pop music at the club. Like Megan Traynor, Cody Simpson, Justin Bieber. The world would be so 2000s.

SPEAKER_02 29:46

We just got the chills.

SPEAKER_00 29:47

There would be no litter, probably.

SPEAKER_02 29:49

We could listen to Disney music at the club. Disney music at the club, Abba, Mamma Mia.

SPEAKER_00 29:55

Guys, I literally have the chills right now. I have the chills at the club. Mamma Mia at the club. Wait, guys, the alcohol would be so good though. It would all be like girly stuff. Like there, you wouldn't see a beer in sight.

SPEAKER_02 30:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:06

No, like it would be the girliest cocktails. Yeah. There's no regular.

SPEAKER_01 30:10

Like a Shirley Temple would be the manliest drink there.

SPEAKER_00 30:13

Like literally, yes. Like yeah. A tequila on the rocks. Yeah. Like that's the manliest thing you can order here. Okay, what about a dirty martini? Is that girly? That is so slutty. Okay. That's girly slut. Oh my god, I could be a slut without actually being a slut. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. But yeah. I'm trying to think of what else, like what I unfortunately, like there's not many like nighttime things besides. Dude, I wouldn't have to run to my car after going to like the store with like I wouldn't have to park under a streetlight.

SPEAKER_02 30:42

No, I think I would like explore alleys. I've never been able to go down here at night.

SPEAKER_00 30:48

Yeah. At night. Yeah. I could take public transportation pretty easily. Yeah. Without like a without like a deadbead guy laying on the bench, like trying to look up my skirt. Wait, and it would be so clean too. It would be so clean everywhere.

SPEAKER_06 31:07

Yeah, because no stinky farty men would be there. Oh my god. You know? No one would be stinky air in the eye.

SPEAKER_00 31:13

All of the workers everywhere would be women too.

SPEAKER_02 31:16

It would be like Barbie's dream house.

SPEAKER_00 31:18

This is literally Barbie's dream house. Barbie World. Okay, once we get into power like this though, like it's gonna end up being like they can't come out during the day either.

unknown 31:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:29

We're actually sending them to Mars.

SPEAKER_00 31:31

But what if they're what if they're like hot though and they're shirtless, like bartenders.

SPEAKER_02 31:38

They can work. You can work. It's like Abercrombie.

SPEAKER_00 31:41

Yeah, they can come out too. Yeah, it's like Abercrombie, but like they need like a serious background check.

SPEAKER_02 31:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:47

Like and they have to apply for their series of interviews.

unknown 31:51

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:52

They're definitely women. They have to be recommended by a woman.

SPEAKER_02 31:54

Yes. They have to be sponsored by a woman.

SPEAKER_00 31:57

Sponsored by a woman. They have to go to therapy. Yes. Two.

SPEAKER_02 32:03

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 32:03

This could work. You can't be your mom.

SPEAKER_02 32:06

Can't be related to them.

SPEAKER_00 32:07

They cannot be related to. They have to be like actually a source.

SPEAKER_02 32:10

And you can't pay them to do that. No.

SPEAKER_00 32:12

Wait, I love this idea. And if you're found paying for a re for a reference. Jail! Jail shall be fine. Jail. Shackles. You are done. You are shackled. Oh. Oh, this is one of the things. We have some really good ideas. Yeah. This seems like my dream world. Yeah, you should. I'd look at the five. I know y'all should actually. Can we run as a group? We want to share equal labor. Is that okay? We want to work 40 hours between the three of us. Yeah. Divide that up. Wait. But but the problem is that we're going to get there. We don't want to go in by ourselves. It's a buddy system. We'll work today. You guys work tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. What if like all of our hours just combine to one? So like we work for we each work.

SPEAKER_02 32:57

We work for we have a collective bank account. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 33:01

Wait, this is perfect. You know what I mean? Can we actually just do that now?

SPEAKER_02 33:08

Because how can they do this? Posted the other day, like, what was it? Um, a matriarchy, like um society. Oh my god, something. It was I'm like, what is holding Yeah, what the fuck is holding us back from that? Like, I want to have the community garden. We all just like why can't we just all work together? What is the point of like all we want is a community garden?

SPEAKER_00 33:31

That's all the fucking start a community?

SPEAKER_02 33:40

Oh god. Sorry. Wait, that was real though. It is real. Like, why can't we all just like why is it so competitive? Like, why do we need more to speak? It's so greedy.

SPEAKER_00 33:54

Yeah, no one's ever satisfied. I don't need or like, I'm so mad. It's like, no, we were talking about the joys. Let's go back to the joys. Fuck.

SPEAKER_04 34:08

Okay, back to back to my piece. Anyways, gardening.

SPEAKER_00 34:11

Oh my god. Yeah. We need to get back into that. We would never need rape kits.

unknown 34:18

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 34:20

Guys, I'm so serious. Like, no, they can't come out at night. We might. We really wouldn't need it as much. Like, women would be so safe. Sorry, that got that got really deep. I'm sorry, but I I've been watching the pit.

SPEAKER_03 34:33

Oh god.

SPEAKER_00 34:36

I'm sorry. Oh my god. I've been watching the pit, and one of the episodes was like that.

SPEAKER_02 34:39

And I was like, things that like happen, and but a lot of it paused the cover of the night.

SPEAKER_00 34:47

We could have like we could have we could have bicycles that glow in the dark. We could all ride around. That would be so fun. Right? Yeah. We could go skinny dipping and just everything goes back to like being naked. We could just be I can be my true. We could just be people without being sexualized. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 35:09

Like wait, that's that.

SPEAKER_00 35:11

Guys, there would be hot dogs on every corner. Hot dog cards.

SPEAKER_03 35:15

Kara, that's just what you want. That doesn't have to happen because there's no one.

SPEAKER_04 35:22

Is that such a crime? Fuck. Men are holding me back from doing that. I thought that's what all women wanted. She's skinny dipping eating her hot dogs and riding her glow in the dark bike.

SPEAKER_05 35:33

Is that not what every woman wants?

SPEAKER_00 35:36

Like, what the fuck?

unknown 35:38

You know what?

SPEAKER_00 35:39

I think I would do it. And I'm gonna keep my pants around my ankles when I pee on the I almost sent you guys a picture today when I was peeing in this doll. I was gonna put them really, really low. I was there hanging up. I have to get back to work. Yeah. Someone walks in and I'm hanging them on the back room door.

SPEAKER_05 35:56

Do not come in. Do not come by my house.

SPEAKER_00 36:00

Duh.

SPEAKER_05 36:01

Now I'm doing it extra.

SPEAKER_00 36:04

Okay, but I'm sitting there and someone else walks in, and I'm thinking to myself, I can't see her feet, so no one knows how low my pants are. Except Lauren.

SPEAKER_05 36:11

I just don't get Lauren. You need to hang out. We're moving on. I have something to talk about. What is happening?

SPEAKER_00 36:19

It's restricting. Let me try to pee like this. Why are your knees that high?

SPEAKER_05 36:25

That's how I feel. I'm moving on. I'm moving on.

SPEAKER_00 36:28

Okay, to being naked again.

SPEAKER_03 36:31

Yeah, go hit me with it.

unknown 36:33

Perfect.

SPEAKER_00 36:34

Okay, so I wrote that I never I never feel truly naked because I have tattoos and piercings. What? Like sometimes I wish that I could just take everything off. She's like, take my skin off. Like, take like my fake nails off. Like I want to take everything off and just be like clean. Like sometimes I need to be sterilized. Like I'm like, when I take my earrings out to sleep sometimes, yeah. Like just let me be Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 37:07

Yes. Yes. Like let me just be. Like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 37:14

Sometimes my hair like kick it.

SPEAKER_00 37:17

Yeah. I'm like, like literally take it. That's what I'm saying. Like the other day, like I haven't worn my rings in three days. And I was like, I feel so much.

SPEAKER_01 37:24

I feel so clean. Everything.

SPEAKER_00 37:26

I can feel it. I'm like, oh my god, I can wash my hands without it being like wet under my ring. I hate that. Is this like a sensory thing? Am I okay?

SPEAKER_03 37:34

I think that's a little bit. I think we gotta talk about that.

SPEAKER_00 37:37

But I'm like, because now it's like I have tattoos all over me.

SPEAKER_02 37:41

I've never had that thought though.

SPEAKER_00 37:43

Regretting them?

SPEAKER_02 37:45

No. You just old people with tattoos are really cool. I've never felt not naked enough.

SPEAKER_00 37:55

I'm looking at two clothes. They're staying there just bare ass. Now I'm like, okay, see, that's what I think about. I'm like, okay, I have nipple piercings, I have ear piercings, I have all down.

SPEAKER_05 38:08

I'm like, take it all off! I'm shaving my eyebrows. I'm like, I have a permanent retainer in my mouth. Everything. I'm gonna have to rip my nails off. Your head's gonna be fly broken. You guys are gonna be like, She wasn't naked enough. She wasn't home. She needs to be her true as Baron, so we didn't listen. Yeah. We should have taken it more seriously. She told us directly to our faces. You know what? I don't think it's that crazy though. No. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 38:44

Thank you. Getting closer. Sorry, I literally have to sat every way possible this episode.

SPEAKER_03 38:49

No, relax, Pete.

SPEAKER_00 38:51

No, I am relaxed. No, I do I do feel naked, I guess. But sometimes I just wish I could just be like blank slate. Like an etch of splendid just shaking and I'm like, okay, let's start again.

SPEAKER_06 39:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 39:03

But you know what? You have to live with the scars and the tattoos and everything you got.

unknown 39:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 39:10

You gotta live with it. You gotta just, you know, this is who I was.

unknown 39:15

No.

SPEAKER_02 39:16

Yeah, what? I don't really have any.

SPEAKER_00 39:17

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 39:17

I have mad scars.

SPEAKER_00 39:19

Really?

SPEAKER_02 39:19

I'm just so rugged.

SPEAKER_00 39:21

Fuck. I'm trying to think of a scar that I have. I have a scar and then I got my foot because I stepped on a rake. What? Oh, geez. It went through my foot. That's disgusting. It hurt. I had to get a tetanus shot. Oh, ooh. It was a gardening rake. Oh, really? It was a gardening rake. It was like one like garden rake.

unknown 39:38

Look like this.

SPEAKER_00 39:39

Well, I was playing at my neighbor's house and the the parents were gardening and they left it in the grass which they had in mowed.

SPEAKER_02 39:45

Did you have the moment where it smacked you back in the face?

SPEAKER_00 39:47

Thankfully it didn't pop back up, but I stepped on it and I just handed the dog's leash to my neighbor. I said, I have to go. Then I like run home and mom's like, what? I'm like, my foot's like bleeding. Um, they had to clean it out, but like it was too like they didn't stitch it, but it like chipped my bone. Oh Jesus Christ. So I had crutches for a little bit. It was really cute. Oh my god. Damn. And then they were like, Why'd you step on my rake? And I was like, literally. Dude, what the fuck? The kid was like younger than me, and I was like, You're right.

SPEAKER_02 40:18

Like, um, oh, okay. No, I have a lot of scars on my legs from playing sports. Soccer will do that. I have so many like turf burns and stuff. Yeah. But I have a scar on my head. I had staples on my head when I was a kid. Wait, we should shave you, bald.

unknown 40:33

I clicked a button.

SPEAKER_02 40:34

I think it's fine. Uh no, I would I have bumps. I got she's got a lumpy head. I got a lumpy head. I was no, I'm just kidding. But no, I had staples on my head when I was younger. I think I was like four or five. My mom or baby's head, like your head cannot have been that hard by then. Yeah, it was still soft. Like I feel like still got that soft spot.

SPEAKER_00 40:55

Five years ago. My head is still soft. I know, like staples into the dome.

SPEAKER_02 40:59

Yeah, I got well, I just think I don't know if staples are for when it's a less severe of a cut. Or like what's like I don't know which one. Like staples or stitches. I think stitches are more common. Staples, if it's like a big thing.

SPEAKER_00 41:11

And maybe it's because this isn't as stretchy up there. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 41:15

But yeah, I got a few staples because my mom had me try on jeans.

SPEAKER_00 41:20

This is not even an activity. She said I was putting pants on.

SPEAKER_02 41:22

I was putting on pants on everyday life. And I they were like bell bottoms, so they were little little loosey goosey. Oh god. I fell down the stairs. And so at my old house, the the door was our front door was at the bottom of the stairs, so it was open. So I fell and hit my head on the corner of the door. Wait, I have a similar story to the Really? You fell down the stairs? Yeah, I fell on the clip.

SPEAKER_00 41:45

I did too. Guys, what? Well, I was sick. Yeah, they really my older cousin.

SPEAKER_02 41:56

Oh, you should never let them forget it.

SPEAKER_00 41:59

Remember when you did that to me? Do you remember that?

SPEAKER_03 42:02

I deserved the last life of last slice of pizza. Yeah. You owe me.

SPEAKER_00 42:06

No, I don't even remember, but Yeah, because you were dropped on your head. Here's the crazy part. It was on Christmas Day, and I also had strep and the flu. Babe. She's like, you're gonna get us sick. Get out of here! Yeah, she she dropped me down the stairs and at my grandparents' house, there's brick stairs at the literally who did that. Why are there bricks at the bottom of stairs? It's an old house. I've lived there forever. Yeah. Yeah, we got that scar.

SPEAKER_02 42:36

Where's your scar?

SPEAKER_00 42:38

Um, I have one on my li Classic Kara. Um, I was running around my house yelling in like the vacuum tube. Like, you know, like the attachment for like dust and shit. Oh, yummy. Put that right on your mouth. Oh. Right. And I ran into a wall and like it split my lip open. Bro, what? It just like hurt me. Yeah, I was like running why you had a towel on my head. Yeah, it's like I think I've done it. I hit it straight into the wall and it cut my. So I have like a scar on the top and the bottom. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 43:10

Oh my god. My sister growing up, she like fell on like the stairs and her two two from teeth like fell through her lips.

SPEAKER_00 43:18

That makes me sick.

SPEAKER_02 43:19

Yeah, like she's got a little scar here. Like it literally fell.

SPEAKER_03 43:22

She claims that I pushed her.

SPEAKER_00 43:25

Was you. Claims.

SPEAKER_03 43:26

I'd never little sisters remember things differently.

SPEAKER_00 43:29

Yeah, I'm like, how why is your memory this good? Like, why? I do remember. Adam did that too. Adam did that. It was Adam's fault. I don't think Adams really ever harmed me on purpose. I'm trying to think. Like when we were younger and like we'd like fool around, like he didn't know his own strength because like he was obviously bigger than me. Yeah. And so like he'd like shove me a little too hard or whatever. Yeah. But um, I don't know if he ever like one time, Dolores.

SPEAKER_02 43:59

I I Always like play around. I'm the one who's like, You're so annoying. I just think it's funny. Yeah, yeah. So I'm playing with the vacuum. I accidentally vacuumed up my sister's fingers. Like the bottom of the vacuum.

SPEAKER_03 44:12

Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_05 44:13

Into the thing.

SPEAKER_03 44:14

Yes. And they were up in that thing. I was like, oh my god. I never ran so fast to find a room with a lock on it. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 44:24

You just left her there. You're like, bye, bye. She was like locked the door.

SPEAKER_02 44:28

She was like, say, you don't want to piss everyone off, though. Dude, my sister's scary. I like was like, oh my god. And never left. And went, got her gun. And then my mom was like, Ariana Maria. I'm like, oh. Gone.

SPEAKER_03 44:44

Brutal. Gone. Yeah, her fingers were all like chopped up.

SPEAKER_02 44:47

You're like, that wasn't me.

SPEAKER_03 44:49

Who did that?

SPEAKER_02 44:50

Literally who was playing with that. I don't know why somebody did that. Um, yeah, I stayed in that bathroom for a while.

SPEAKER_00 44:56

Are you in the bathroom?

SPEAKER_02 44:57

Yeah, that was in our in our old house, the bathroom was the only room with a lock on it.

SPEAKER_00 45:02

Wait, that's literally my house. The downstairs bathroom is the only one that locks.

SPEAKER_02 45:05

Our bathrooms were the only ones that had a lock on it. So I would sprint. But then my sister would get smart and she would. We had like it the doorknob had like a little hole. So if you put a buzzing pin and you can pop it open, you can pop it open. I didn't know that. One time she got me, I was like, oh my god! You have to open a drawer and put it in front. Oh my god. I was like, I have no safe place.

SPEAKER_03 45:27

I'm I'm vulnerable.

SPEAKER_00 45:29

I'm so sorry. I don't ever remember locking myself in a room. Yeah, no, me and my sister would get into it. Siblings are like the chillest. Yeah, I feel like. Like your brother, I can't even imagine him being upset. No, he's he was always like the best biggest. Like you could slap him in the face, and I think he'd be like, I'm so sorry. Yeah. No, I think he would be like, he's so like chill. He would just be like, why? He'd be like, why did you even do that? No, yeah, us too. Faith though.

SPEAKER_02 45:56

Like that's really normal.

SPEAKER_00 45:57

She can get spicy. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 45:59

I feel like it is different sister to sister. Right? Yeah. Sister to sister, sometimes it gets a little aggressive.

SPEAKER_00 46:06

Yeah, it definitely gets aggressive. We fought it's mostly verbal. Like we've never actually verbal abuse. Honestly, that's the scariest. No, we don't fight that much anymore. Yeah. It's gonna be a lot worse.

SPEAKER_02 46:18

Yeah, my sister have some separation now, so it's like it is nicer when you're gonna be able to do it. Sometimes when you're on top of people, it's aggressive. You know? I know. But yeah, we've grown from that. I don't lock I haven't locked myself in the bathroom in a while.

SPEAKER_00 46:34

Thank God. Thank you. Thank God. Yeah. Yeah. So. What what the fuck? How did we even get around that?

SPEAKER_02 46:41

How did we get to vacuuming up fingers? Oh yeah, we did talk about oh wait, because we were talking about removing being there. There's literally the one thing, the one reason why I want a place. Part of me wants this place all to myself only for the fact that I could just walk around naked.

SPEAKER_00 47:04

Dude, do you ever own a robe? Huh? Do you own a robe? I am not a big robe wearer. I'm about to get a big one. It will change your fucking life. I know. I love a robe because you just throw it on, you have nothing else on, and you're just like, let that bitch. Well it's like hard. Because I live with my parents. Dude, I will literally go. Is your robe long? I literally have that white one right there. So I have two robes. And I just got that Vera Bradley one. So I have a big so my big fuzzy one. Yeah. I could lay down on the ground and like it's long enough where like it covers everything. And so like I feel comfortable like walking around the house doing whatever in it. This white one, I got it because I wanted like a summer robe because like it gets too hot and wearing the fuzzy one. It's a little shorter, so like it's more like it's not as friendly. It's cute, but it's not as like family friendly.

unknown 47:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 47:58

But I do think, yeah. I do think a robe is like the best thing you could get as a woman. I truly do. I like a robe. My issue is that in my mind, like I just all I can think about is that I have to change at some point. Dude, if I don't do it that second, then it's like I literally dread having to change. And like I could stay in this robe all day. And I sometimes I do. I just love being out of the shower.

SPEAKER_02 48:25

You just naked. Yeah, like I just sit in my towel. Because lately that's why you need a robe.

SPEAKER_00 48:30

You just put the robe on and you just like I got out of the shower, I changed like immediately. I'm dry. Okay. And like once I dry, then I'll continue.

SPEAKER_02 48:39

No, I don't know. I just love lately I've been loving I sleep. So I sleep in my like boy shorts. Like the like uh airy ones that are like kind of tight. Yeah, per. And then but I've been sleeping no bra, no shirt, no nothing. No bra, no shirt. No bra, no shirt.

SPEAKER_00 48:58

Nothing on the top, nothing on the top, only on the bottom. For someone who likes to be naked, I have tried that and I didn't like it. I think maybe because like I live at my parents' house. I think so too. Like my doors don't have locks.

unknown 49:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 49:09

They don't need ice to like come in. But my bedroom door doesn't have locks. I just wear like a big shirt or something. No bra. Duh. Yeah. I'd just be living that life on the edge. I know I love that. See, okay. If there was a fire, you put your robe on, you're fine. If there's not a fire, your tits out in the street. You know what?

SPEAKER_03 49:28

And I'll find a firefighter, and that's how my story was meant to be.

SPEAKER_00 49:32

That's how I met your father. No, if men weren't out after 5 p.m. it wouldn't be an issue. Oh my god, we'd have female firefighters and female police officers. Ooh.

SPEAKER_02 49:43

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 49:44

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 49:46

We need to go to the fire station with cookies, the ones you make, because those are fucking good.

SPEAKER_00 49:50

Yeah, we need to go to the fire station. Wait, we need to go back to Dallas.

SPEAKER_02 49:54

When you make those cookies.

SPEAKER_00 49:55

When we were driving back from our cousin's house in Dallas, when we were driving back from Greg's house, there were these firefighters out front. I'm like, are we putting them out the window? I'm like, we need to pull over. They were bad. Yes. You know what I love about a firefighter? Mustache? The mustache. Yeah, that will always get me. I know, seriously.

SPEAKER_02 50:14

I can't. There is one.

SPEAKER_00 50:16

You don't like a mustache? No, she can't.

SPEAKER_02 50:17

No, I like I can't even take it. I can't even actually breathe.

unknown 50:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:24

Chad. Flip that. I can't. There's one I saw. So the 4th of July, like my town, they do like this whole like um parade thing, and then the firefighters come down and they spray everyone with water. And like all the kids have water guns, so it's like a whole thing. There was the baddest fireman I've done. Dude, why did you not start scaling the side of the truck? My shirt off. No. Yeah, I literally was like, call me. There's a picture of me, literally like this, and you can see him in the background, I think. But I wait for why have you literally not gone down there?

SPEAKER_03 50:57

Okay, because I literally got shot by the water that I'm like.

SPEAKER_00 51:00

No, but since then, it's been nearly a year. Let's go to the fire station.

SPEAKER_02 51:04

I need people. Okay, let's go. They like I I want to just make it cool. They literally just made a new fire station. So you can be like, oh my god, I just paid money into this. The least you could do is take your pants off. I just pay, I literally paid for your let me try to pay for your can say outfit. Take it off. Your healthy wait.

SPEAKER_00 51:23

I think that's good work.

SPEAKER_02 51:24

I think we should go. I mean, worst case are all old, but maybe they have younger people.

SPEAKER_00 51:29

Maybe they have grandsons. Maybe they have grandsons. Or sons. Sons?

SPEAKER_02 51:32

I don't know how old they're gonna be.

SPEAKER_00 51:33

Grandsons, it wouldn't be working. Some good guys. Yeah, exactly. Best case scenario is meeting a good guy. Best case scenario. We get to ride in the fire stages. But you're saying, well, no, you were correct in saying worst case scenario because they were old. But best case scenario is literally just meeting a nice guy.

SPEAKER_02 51:50

Yeah. Right under the age. No, yeah. We need to do that. We put our best outfits on and bring cookies and we're not trying that hard.

SPEAKER_00 51:59

Hello.

SPEAKER_02 52:00

He goes, I'm cookies and take old pants off.

SPEAKER_00 52:03

Yeah. We should go. We dress up in slutty firefighter costumes. I'm suited. We're like, do you guys need a dog for that?

SPEAKER_02 52:12

Do you need a fire season dog?

SPEAKER_00 52:15

Okay, should we we should we get Yeah, Jesus Christ, before we talk about some other things? There's gonna be a 400-minute episode. No. Can we just let's talk it over? Let's talk about it. Let's talk it over. Okay, so what is this week's topic?

SPEAKER_02 52:34

A question.

SPEAKER_03 52:34

I was really excited about this one.

SPEAKER_02 52:36

What did we say? I can't remember. Wasn't it about the texting one? Yeah. Yeah, I was really excited about this because I have mixed opinions.

SPEAKER_00 52:43

A bad texture or a two-available texter?

SPEAKER_02 52:47

Um bad.

SPEAKER_00 52:49

Oh, you don't like texture. I don't like a bad texture either. I don't like either. But as I gotta say, I'm like, I don't know which one I've got to do.

SPEAKER_02 52:58

Because I've experienced both. Yeah. And I've hated both.

SPEAKER_00 53:03

I think a bad texture would be worse for me. Because I feel like I'm a decently available texter regardless of what I'm doing. Because like everybody has their phone on them. So like what do you mean? That's true. We're all available for the phone. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 53:16

That's so true. I think consistency is very important. Right.

SPEAKER_00 53:20

But when you are like smothering me in text and that's like friends, like I feel like, like, what how was it written? No, you're right.

SPEAKER_02 53:31

Like too available is getting together. Because I've experienced that and I'm overwhelmed. I literally don't have anything to talk about. Leave me alone. I don't.

SPEAKER_00 53:43

Because then like sometimes I'll like I I would consider myself a bad texter. But like sometimes I think I would. Oh. Because I just like I She always answers me. I text back at my own. Well, it basically yeah, you're right. Because like I, although I am available, I don't have to be available to everybody. Like I can set boundaries. I can scroll on my phone and I don't need to answer. Right. I think that's true. But I some yeah, like I think like in the case of like this, I feel like we're talking about like relationship-wise. Yeah. Because like if you're if I texted you being like, hey, I know we have plans, like blah blah blah, is it still on? And like you're I can see that you're available. Like you're on Instagram right now and you're not answering me. Well that's like a one-second response. You're being a bad texture because you're choosing to be. I think if it's something serious, but if it's just like what are you doing? So you're picking a bad texture. I would say you would be bad at text. I would rather a bad texture. Yeah, because then just like pick up the phone and call me if you need something. I know. Relationships, especially, it's like I don't want to be texting all day anyway. So I would rather we talk on the phone or like I just don't even text.

SPEAKER_02 54:52

Exactly. Like I feel like if this was me in high school, I'd be like, I want him to text me every day and every hour of his life. Right.

SPEAKER_00 54:59

But like now because there's no trust then. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 55:02

Because there's so much going on. And then I feel like that's just like how you kind of know like everything about that. Exactly. I feel like now I've like since like being like an adult and like talking to people, I've realized that I do not need that. Right. Yeah. Like No, I actually don't want that. Like I actually don't want that. Um I feel like I like I have my own things going on. I have a million people well, not like a million people, but I have like I'm talking to a bunch of people. I feel like it's more meaningful when you you talk to people at the end of the day. And this is what happened during the day. Not, oh, I've already told you everything that has ever happened to me today. So what are you doing? And now we have no nothing to talk about. Exactly. Like I feel like have some mystery. Yeah. Excuse me on Linux. Let me guard you what happened. Yes, right.

SPEAKER_00 55:48

So much more. I I think it's so much better to have conversations like that in the world. Of course.

SPEAKER_02 55:52

It's like it's very overwhelming when you talk all day long because then it's like literally what are we talking about?

SPEAKER_00 55:58

Because then you guys literally wouldn't have this podcast. It's exhausting. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 56:02

Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 56:04

Yeah, so wait, so what did you say to available? Well now I'm kind of changing my mind. Or you said to.

SPEAKER_02 56:11

I don't I don't know because I hate both. Oh, you didn't answer. Um I feel like I would rather the bad texture. That's what I'm saying. Because then we could figure out like.

SPEAKER_00 56:20

Now I'm confused by how I answered. I don't actually know how I answered, I think. I put bad texture, but that means that's worse.

SPEAKER_02 56:27

Like that means he's bad at texting. Like he's not like.

SPEAKER_00 56:30

No, right, but it says what's worse. Okay, it should tell you worse.

SPEAKER_02 56:35

It doesn't say anymore. What? Oh, what how we answered? Usually it'll tell you who. Wait, so what's the question? What's worse?

SPEAKER_00 56:45

You don't even know the fucking question. So what are we doing here? What's worse? A bad texter or too available texture?

SPEAKER_02 56:53

Okay, too available. Because I feel like I've had more instances where I've been overwhelmed.

SPEAKER_00 56:58

I feel like we could have um like phrased it differently. Because like a bad texture versus somebody who's texting all the time, like a bad texture would be someone who's like, okay. Okay, so are they like a bad texture because they're like dry and like boring, where like a too available would be like a mid-texter versus a texting too much.

SPEAKER_02 57:19

Like can't can never get a hold of that. Or let them shoot me instead. Like for which one? Both. I know. Okay, because I've had someone text me so much that I'm like, actually, I'm actually not like interested anymore because you know I don't like it. Before we even this was the the guy I went on the hinge date with. He was like texting me a million times like balance. And was like before we even went on our date, he was like asking, like we're he was like talking about his lake house. About like how we were gonna go.

SPEAKER_00 57:51

I'm like, what the like color even know what I look like, really? Like you've never even seen me in person. No, how about we save this?

SPEAKER_02 57:58

I was like house. I was like, what?

SPEAKER_00 58:01

Yeah, I hate that.

SPEAKER_02 58:02

But it was just like so overwhelming. And then he followed me on Instagram and all the stuff, and then he's like texting me on multiple.

SPEAKER_00 58:07

Yeah, now it's like you know everything about me, like allegedly, like parasocially, but you've never actually met me.

SPEAKER_02 58:14

Yeah, it was weird.

SPEAKER_00 58:15

So it's like you're an influencer in their life. Yeah, I love you.

SPEAKER_02 58:18

But I've also like you do, but how? It's just a lot. Like done. Someone textly buttons.

SPEAKER_00 58:24

Like obviously you would love me, but you're weird. But why? Because you yeah. You're weird. So what I said. Okay, so tell us what the people said. Yeah, so the people said a bad texture is worse by 67%. And 33% said too available is worse. Yeah. Because like even if they're too available, I guess you don't have to answer. Yeah. Unless they keep texting you all the time. Then you're not a good thing. That's just how I'm setting good boundaries. That's exhausting. Oh yeah. No, you're right. Like the just the notification itself is too much. Because I have it in the back of my head now that I have to answer at some point. Right. I hate that. I'm not the type to leave like notifications up, like I need to get rid of them. Like have the little circle thing next to like text saying how many. So if I see that and I know I have to answer later because I don't want to answer right now, like my day is ruined. I hate that. Like have to answer to get rid of it. Like I checking my emails like 10 times a day.

SPEAKER_02 59:19

Oh my chat.

SPEAKER_00 59:22

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 59:23

No.

SPEAKER_00 59:25

It's different.

SPEAKER_02 59:25

Chat, we caught her.

SPEAKER_00 59:27

Yeah. Guys, I'm the best texter you know. You are. You are the best texture, yeah. You are. It's because I have no job.

SPEAKER_02 59:33

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 59:34

That is your job. No, even when I had a job, I'm answering that text. Because I'm not missing the group chat fun. The group chat fun? Oh, it's not. Why are people texting? People are texting the group chat at 1 p.m. You don't like your group chat.

SPEAKER_02 59:46

Well, I because you work the weirdest shift, so then everyone's texting after that. Everyone's texting at prime time texting, and I'm working, and I'm like, God damn it. I'm like working, I'm like, okay, reading 50 text chains. I'm like, oh, yeah. It's good thing you're a post-reader.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:02

I'm a slow reader.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:03

I try, but then I'm like trying. I'm like, wait, did I like not get the joke?

SPEAKER_00 1:00:06

Like, wait, that wasn't funny. I'm like, wait, bother if I'm too behind in the group.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:10

I know. Sometimes I skim it and I'm like, okay, I could I could I'm like I could skip this chapter. Yeah. I don't need that. Um but then I see a gif, I'm like, mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:19

Wait, that one was funny.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:20

Yeah, I'm like, wait, that was really funny, and I'm gonna save that.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:23

Yeah, exactly. That's actually one of my big things right now. Sarah has gotten me on the reactions on TikTok. That's really funny. I've been saving hella reaction photos, and I've just been sending them like in text. They're really funny. Do you know that picture of um Sam Puckett from iCarly, and she's like standing in front of like the conveyor belt at work? Have you ever seen that episode? No. Guys, it's not even funny anymore. Yeah, so or maybe it's in I think it's in iCarly, not Sam and Kat, but at one point she's like working at this like restaurant and she's like working on the conveyor belt like cleaning dishes or whatever, and there's like this funny ass picture of her like standing in front of it, just looking exhausted. Wait, and so I like send it to Adam earlier because we're we're going on like a family trip. Adam also has gifts. Adam has he has gifts on lock. Yes, he has. Like 2.2 seconds he was responding. He has the perfect image for the perfect synapse. Like for like it literally, like if I don't have them in my photos, like it'll take me, like the joke's already over. It's already done. Adam's so good with it. Okay, let me show you the pictures. That's why I have a few that I use.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:33

Why does she look like she's like forced to work?

SPEAKER_00 1:01:35

It's so fun. She works like this chili. Oh my god. It's so good. Welcome to Chili's. This has to do with Jeanette McCurdy. Do you guys know that video of her? Like, uh, she's like releasing like a company. Oh my god, she actually screams.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:50

That is like she screams bloody murder. She knew it was gonna happen too. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:56

She's literally doing it. And she literally screams and offers her legs. Is it that sale?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:03

She's like, oh sorry.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:04

Yeah, like immediately, like totally fine.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:06

Is like, so sorry about that.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:08

Which is sad, but it's like the video is. The video is really funny.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:12

What did you say?

SPEAKER_06 1:02:12

I just said something sarcastic about it.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:15

Well, she's she talks about it because she goes on Jimmy Fallon and he ends up giving her like one of the ones that like makes no sound. Yeah. What is it? She's sound sensitive. Something, yeah. I don't know what's happened, but she should have gotten that one for herself. That's why she wrote a book.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:29

She's like, no talking, only reading. No, so sorry. Silence! Silence from you from you. Shut up, mom! Literally her. Silence.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:48

Literally didn't.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:54

That's the funniest thing you've ever said on this podcast, baby. Really? That was really good. Oh. Thanks. She's looking funny all the time, but like the funniest one? That was actually funny. It was funniest right now.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:06

I don't know. Okay. Now I don't know what to say. Oh. Silent. Um, it was supposed to be a compliment.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:12

Yep. We're just gonna be silent and naked and because we both and run the streets.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:19

We come to the next episode. It's like a black screen. All you can see is our eyes. We're like, it's nighttime, we're outside. It's morning. No, we're currently on the top of a mountain.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:28

We're going on a hike right now.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:29

If you can smell that through the bow and there's a hot dog stand on the corner. And the women firefighters will save us if anything goes wrong. Amen. Well, I mean, I don't really know how else she would end a podcast. That feels like the best way. Yeah. All we need is a confetti pop.

unknown 1:03:49

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:52

That's so funny.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:53

Okay, Ari, where can we find you? I do know it this time. Really? Aridomain.10.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:59

That's right. Goodbye, man. Woo! We're gonna stop because I can't clap. Thank you. Um find me at 2S's 3Ts. And you can find me at Kara Kelleher pretty much anywhere. And you can find us at the Talkover Pod everywhere also. Don't forget to comment, like, subscribe, follow us. Leave a review if you're feeling spicy. We would love to hear what you guys think about us. Yeah, let's just let us know. Leave us a comment. And we love you guys dearly. We love you. I hope you guys think our microphones sound good. Let us know how these sound too. Yeah. Hey, we're investing, bitches. Yeah, please. Y'all invest in us, alright? Okay. Anyways.

unknown 1:04:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:36

See you next Wednesday. Talk to you later.