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This episode takes a few unexpected turns, including the possibility of picking up men with your toes, a reminder that Mother Nature absolutely knows what she’s doing, because she’s a woman of course. And eventually we land on the life lesson of the day: “men thinking with their d***k, won’t get anything done, but a woman thinking with their vagina will take over the county!” Just another casual, completely logical TalkOver Pod conversation! 

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Welcome to the Talk Talk Talk Hover Podcast. Welcome back, Bye. Happy Wednesday. Yes, happy Wednesday. And happy International Women's Day. It was the other day, and I thought we should kickstart our episode by talking about the reasons we love being women. There's so many. I know, there's literally so many. I wrote down five, and I thought maybe you guys could give us a couple of why you love being women. Okay, fuck. I should have had this pulled up already. Okay, okay, okay. So number one, female friendships, obviously. Of course. They are just so pure and different than male friendships. And I would literally never want to be a man.

SPEAKER_01 0:46

No.

SPEAKER_00 0:46

So I'm like writing these down, I was like, wow, literally in every lifetime I would choose to be a woman. Yeah. It doesn't matter. Same. Because it's hard, but at the same time, there's so much reward. There's four. So yeah, no, I agree. Number two, natural instinct to care for others. Like we're just wanting to help and be kind. Like my parents always said that. Like we are lost, like, look for a mom. Yeah. Look for a look for a woman. A woman with children. Yes. Yeah. Exactly. Okay. Number three, my body and all the things it can do and create. Mm-hmm. Oh. Yes. Love that one. Like we bring life into the world, and that's like really crazy. It's amazing. It really is. I know. Okay, number four is celebrating the little things. I feel like women are really good about that. Like, I saw this video and guys were like, we don't just have like Galantine's Day. Like, we don't throw like little parties. It's like women like know the art of gathering. Like it's very important. Yeah, we love an excuse to gather. I love gathering. It's so true. It really is like yeah, book clubs, girls' night, like any excuse to like bring people together. I feel like women are really good about that.

SPEAKER_01 1:49

Yeah, I feel like yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:50

And then my number five is just female intuition. Like, listen to your gut. She's always right. I've been listening to mine a lot more, and I'm like, am I a psychic? Yeah, why do I know everything? I think a lot of women might be psychic. Oh, yeah. But like our intuition is so sad.

SPEAKER_01 2:05

That I don't have a tummy ache for no reason. Oh, like my tummy hurts for a reason.

SPEAKER_00 2:09

Oh, I agree. Well, you know what's funny is I lose things all of the fucking time. She's never once been nervous about it though. No, I don't get nervous about it. She knows it's gonna come back. But you know what I've realized recently is that I know, like, if I actually look for them, I know exactly where it is. Hmm. Your body just brings you towards it. That's what I'm saying. Like, I was looking for a skirt the other day, and I was like, no, I know it's in this specific plant, like under a bunch of stuff, and it was there. Haven't seen it in four months. No, I know it's in there. I knew it. No, I love that. Yeah, I just think being a woman is really special, and even though it has like its challenges, it's from the patriarchy, of course. Um, it's just it's really special. And I thought we share that love our resilience. I think women are so resilient. I agree, and we don't let hard things knock us down or change our perspective or our mindset. I mean, sometimes you do, and it's like well every day has it, but like I I just think we overcome a lot and come out the other end. Love that. Yeah. Yeah, like I didn't prepare you guys at all, so by bad.

SPEAKER_01 3:21

When we talk about like being a woman, it's like always associated with like you know, the hardships or like, you know, like being a woman is hard. Right. Like it doesn't like like we like things that doesn't get any easier. Well, yeah, like things that women go through, like men would literally be like, holy shit, yeah. I have to push a baby out or like period or periods. I have to wear like do all the stuff. Like you think of that, but it's like you know, there's so much deeper meaning behind being a woman. Right. It's like we literally bring life into the world. Yeah, but I think like by bringing like life, we also bring like love and caring, yeah. Like just so many beautiful things that go along with life.

SPEAKER_00 4:05

I feel like that starts off by like creating that and like knowing the meaning of what it means to bring in life and how hard that is. Yeah, and we nurture life too because even though like none of us have kids, I think we nurture all of our. I was gonna say that even people who don't ever have kids, like you know, women are still nurturing, regardless. It's just like in it's just in different ways, yeah. Exactly. Totally. Yeah, but it is very special to be a woman. I know. It is very special. I love being woman. Women are our hotties, so should we get into our hotties and noddies? Yes! Okay, alright, you want to hit us with your first hottie? Okay, yeah. I gotta pick it up.

SPEAKER_01 4:44

My hottie's a little silly. Oh, okay. Okay, my hottie is literally brain rot coming up in every single conversation I've ever been a part of. Yeah, like the entire weekend was brain rot. You like if anyone says one word that is like somehow fits into a meme or a song, yeah, like I'm immediately repeating that meme and I will not stop until someone else says it. Like it, I don't know what it is, but it's like, oh my god, I know that word. Boop. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:14

Yeah, it's like twist the dick. Yeah, we understand. I love doing that. Do you know that meme where it's like these two guys, like this MMA fight, and the guy's like, grab his dick and twist it? And he's like, Oh my god. No, so we have to show it to you. We were saying this back from Vine. Yeah, I think it's in Vine. Vine wasn't on Vine.

SPEAKER_01 5:32

Me either. You know how I watch Vines? I watch like YouTube compilations of like Vine videos.

SPEAKER_00 5:39

Vine was like just before our time. Yeah, yeah. Like, I think Hannah had it for like maybe a year. But then it like dropped off. And then it was like musically or I remember like having it on my phone, but I never got into it. Yeah, they're such good. Oh my god, yeah. But there's one, the twist your dick one is so funny. For no reason, we oh, because Hannah kept being like, oh my god. And there's like this phrase which I'm gonna do. Oh my god, it's no, it's oh my god. Oh my god, dude. Twist his dick! Twist his dick is dick it twisted! Every time she said that.

SPEAKER_01 6:09

Oh my god, we were just We had to say the whole thing over and over. And now it's not one person saying it. It's so good. Like all of us, there's a group of six of us. Yes, but it's so good. Like, I think that's so funny. But like I do that with memes, but I also do that with music. Like if it's in like some sort of tone where it's like, oh my god. Yeah, I know that. Yeah, I know that.

SPEAKER_00 6:28

We also watched pitch perfect one and two, so then we were like doing all of the riff-offs. Yeah, someone said we're just singing everything. I don't know. The magic song. Yeah, like love. That's like my favorite one. Dude, Pitch. Wait, I sang that for in chorus. We had to do like a chorus final with like a group, and you had to like get up and sing, and we sang like that specifically with Pitch Perfect. Dude, that is so good. It was so good. I got the magic in me. I get the magic, basically, and no diggity. I love Anna Kendrick. Her voice is so pretty. She's so good. That whole thing. I knew I loved Pitch Perfect, but I forgot how good it was. It's so good. It's so good. I like it.

SPEAKER_01 7:09

Literally could recite the whole movie. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:12

Dominique was like looking at us like, can you guys shut the hell up? We'll be right back.

SPEAKER_01 7:16

Even just singing it, like I'm literally saying, like, them just talking. Yeah. They know what they're gonna say.

unknown 7:20

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 7:21

Wait, you know who's hot in that movie is the um main. Jesse. We were saying Jesse. I love that name too. Why does he make a cappella guys look hot? See? Yeah, no, it isn't. Hobbies are hot, guys. We've been saying this since the beginning. Nerds are hot. Yeah. If you're like confident about it, it's gonna be hot. Guys, I have something in my eye. No. Don't bother. Okay, it's not. That's so naughty.

SPEAKER_01 7:43

Yeah, that's fine. But yeah, that's my um Jesse's not my hottie. I just love it. Oh, that's the art. The brain rot just runs deep. But yeah, I think that's a good thing. The other thing we did all weekend was the whole weekend.

SPEAKER_00 7:54

I just did it. We were talking about Jesse, and I'm like, the only visual listeners are gonna see that. Me sticking out my tongue. It's shaking and shaking. That from Pitch Perfect. No, I don't know. I've just been doing it all weekend and just killing me.

SPEAKER_01 8:06

Who started that?

SPEAKER_00 8:07

You start it? I feel like she started it, yeah. I don't know why. She's like, obviously. Anyway, someone's hot, and I'm like, standing behind them. Tongue to shake, tongue to shake. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. What's your hobby? Okay, my hottie, we've already been over this a little bit, but my hottie is ghosting.

unknown 8:26

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 8:27

Because I ghosted someone over the weekend. But you're gonna have to tell us who after. Yeah, well, it's no one. Oh. Oh. It was just one hinge, yeah. Um the reason I ghosted him is because we were texting and he asked me for a contact photo. And to me, that was like I don't know you. That's what I'm literally saying.

SPEAKER_01 8:48

I'm like, Your name in my phone is Hinge Man.

SPEAKER_00 8:51

No, I literally didn't even say that. Like, I don't even have your number. And then he he sent me a photo before I even got to respond that he said I could use as his contact photo. I said, I won't be gonna do that. It's him going. Literally, why would I want to do that? So this is what happens when you guys leave for the weekend. I'm left to my own devices and I get bored. Oh, I jumped into chance, and then I remember. Wait, that's really weird of him. No, it was really weird, and I have like commitment issues, so I was like, Uh-uh, and right before I opened that text, I was thinking, wow, I haven't gotten the ick yet. And then he didn't. And then I opened that. I was like, okay, well, but I wonder what the purpose was. Like, did he send like a shirtless pick for his own? Like, was he trying to send it to the shirt? Was it like, was it a good picture?

unknown 9:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 9:32

It wasn't no, it was literally just like him, like a mirror selfie. Um, his Halloween costume. It was like a wizard hat and sunglasses. And that's he's like, I'm so quirky and funny. Like, that's why I'm just gonna do it. I think that was part of it. I was like, a man that like tries to be quirky, I yeah. I'm not gonna be.

SPEAKER_01 9:51

Well, it's like giving like, oh, like close friends who have like silly pictures of each other. Like, I feel like he was trying to give like literally like this. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:58

No, it's giving love bumps. That's what I'm saying. That yeah, and he was answering right away, and I was like, I I can't. Do you not have a light? This is moving too quick for me. You've been talking for like an hour, maybe.

SPEAKER_01 10:11

You literally should have sent him a picture of a ghost. I said, you know what I sent him? Use that.

SPEAKER_00 10:16

I sent him a meme back. Goodbye. I sent him a meme back. I was like, you can use this photo of me. It was a funny meme, and he was like, sorry, I can't use that. Because of Okay. Okay, you ruined it. It's not funny anymore. Right, right. So we cut him out. Get that guy out of here. Cut off. We're ghosting him. Yeah, you're cut off. I wish I could clap, but I can't. It's perfect. Cut off. Cut off. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. My hottie is a long distance crush. I love to have a long distance crush. My cousins live all over the place, and I have one in every location. Yeah. And it's like there's nothing better than like going to visit them and like knowing you're going out to the bars and you're gonna see your long distance crush. It's like you only talk like once or twice a year. Yeah, and you know why I love that? It's because there's no commitment. No commitment.

SPEAKER_01 11:09

I feel like different one, it's a crush rather than like a relationship in the beginning. Uh. You know, I like to like fantasize about a man. But if it's actually like we're dating in your farm. Oh no, no, no, no, no. I need you to be right here.

SPEAKER_00 11:25

No, this is a crush, but I'm not I in my old ass age of 23. I cannot be doing this. I'm not ever long distance dating unless I don't I don't really know what would make me long distance date, but there's I would rather just be single.

SPEAKER_01 11:41

Yeah. It's a lot of well especially when you're in the it would be different if we were together like three years and then you moved, and then we if it was long distance, you'd be like, okay.

SPEAKER_00 11:50

Okay, but I'm just coming with you.

SPEAKER_01 11:51

Well, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:53

Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 11:53

At that point, like literally figure it out.

SPEAKER_00 11:55

No, but a long distance crush is fun, is because like you do not contact each other ever. And you just get to flirt when you're and you just get to flirt when you see each other, and it's like you know that there's some tension there, but no one's gonna do anything about it. Yes. We're just here to have a good night. Something like that. Yeah, no, I I also love that. Okay, but yeah, you want them to do something, but then when they do, then it's like no longer a long distance, non-committal code. Then it turns out every time I come in. You're like, okay. Now I know what's up.

SPEAKER_01 12:27

Now I know what's gonna happen. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:30

Exactly. So that's my hottie. I love it. Yeah, I like that. Okay, let's get into our naughties. Let us know. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:36

Oh, like, wait, it's me.

SPEAKER_00 12:37

You're like, it's done.

SPEAKER_01 12:38

Um, what was my naughty uh oh my naughty is the fall back to reality after a trip. Don't even like coming back from a trip, and I'm like, wait, I don't like I came back from my trip, immediately had to go to work the next day. I said, wait, I'm gonna be on a vacation from my vacation. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:58

It's because it's never a vacation. Like we always go on trips, we don't go on vacations. Like if we went to a beach vacation, it would be different. It's like going on a trip, you're busy. We slept for like five hours the whole weekend. Oh guys, we didn't tell you. We went away to Dallas this weekend. We were like talking, like you guys know. Yeah, yeah. No, we went to go visit our cousins in Dallas.

SPEAKER_01 13:19

Um, but yeah, I just like we were out like literally all day, every day. Yeah. It's exhausting.

SPEAKER_00 13:25

It's and then we stayed up until like time changes you guys went through. Oh my god, not the time change to get there. Yeah, and then the time change for daylight savings. It was like, yeah. Yeah, that's exhausting.

SPEAKER_01 13:36

First night we were we left for the airport at 4 a.m. Didn't go to bed till 2 a.m.

SPEAKER_00 13:41

Okay, but we also 4 a.m. would be 3 a.m. Texas time. So we actually were up for like 23 hours. That's insane. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:50

And then the next day it was daylight savings or whatever it was. Yeah. So it was three and then it switched to 4 p.m. 4 a.m.

SPEAKER_00 13:58

lost an hour. Yeah, we watched the clock switch and then we like go to bed, and I'm like, how how am I here right now? How am I crawling into bed at four in the morning? I'm like, how does this keep happening to me? This keeps happening to me, and I am like an in-bed by nine type of girl, so I don't know how just not just like out in the world. It's like sometimes you you just gotta do it because. Well, that's exactly what I said. I'm like, especially in the morning. A weekend trip, it's like you just have to suffer for a weekend because it's like you don't want to waste any time. Right.

SPEAKER_01 14:30

Well, then I'm like, I'm like, I'm so tired the first night. Like I'm literally like sleeping with my own. You don't know why I wasn't. You were rallying. I was like ready. Adam are making like side-eyeing each other. They're like, let's go to another bar.

SPEAKER_00 14:43

I'm like that's hard for me because I if I'm like that tired, I'm like, all I can think about is how I want to be tired. I was like so trying. And then I'm also just like I'm the worst because if I'm tired, like I'm not having fun. I can't rally like you and Adam are good sports. Like, I fear I'm not a good sport. I was like trying so I need to be there or not.

SPEAKER_01 15:03

I'm gonna show it on my face. Yeah, because I didn't okay, good. I'm really glad because inside I'm like, I knew you were tired, but like I you were looking young. Because my greatest fear, one, being an inconvenience, I'd rather die. I'd rather die. And then and then two, it's like, oh, Hannah's like, oh, like you could go back home and see if I'm like, I will have the worst FOMO. I'm not going by myself. I'm not going by myself. Yeah. And if you guys talk about anything that I wasn't here for, I'll actually keep it. Yeah. And it's like you're only there for so many hours, like you're not going to be able to get a little bit of a few. Well, that's exactly. I'm like, I'm not gonna go home because then I'll be pissed later. Yeah. Because like I can literally sleep when I get home. When I get back. Like it's okay. Just exactly. I know.

SPEAKER_00 15:46

But it feels that serious in the moment. But I'm tired. And then I'm wearing boots.

SPEAKER_01 15:50

I'm like, my feet hurt.

SPEAKER_00 15:52

I was in heels and I walked to one of the bars barefoot because I was like, I literally can't. Oh my god. I was like, I literally can't. I like I like talking to people from Dallas. I'm like, hey, so like will I get like cut up if I walk around the streets barefoot? They're like, no, you're fine. I was like, perfect. Because I did it in New York one time and I was getting like harassed by everyone. They're like, yeah, it's disgusting. I'm like, okay, well, I don't give a fuck. I did that in Italy when I went with my family. Yeah, like I just I don't care. And these girls that were studying abroad, they were like, you shouldn't do that. This is this brings me into my naughty, actually, and it's barefoot hate. Okay. I always want my dogs out. Yeah. Oh, like I don't care. I don't understand why people are so they're fucking feet. Like, what's the difference between feet and hands? I love being barefoot. Why is everyone grossed out about it?

SPEAKER_01 16:36

I don't really give a fuck about feet either. Well, no, I don't care.

SPEAKER_00 16:39

Unless you have dirty fucking feet like Benny Blanco.

SPEAKER_01 16:42

Talking to you.

SPEAKER_00 16:43

Oh, brutal.

SPEAKER_01 16:44

I don't know what it is. I just don't like be I don't care if like you have your dogs out. I just don't want to be touched by them. Don't be grabbing me with your toes. Okay, I want to like I can grab people with your toes.

SPEAKER_00 16:56

Yeah, that I don't want to be grabbed.

SPEAKER_01 16:57

I don't want to be grabbed.

SPEAKER_00 16:58

I can pick up any time for you now. Yeah. I can pick up anybody. Anyone. You're picking men up with your toes. The toes industry. I can pick up anything with my toes, pretty much. I feel like. I don't know. I just I just think it's not a big deal. I don't think it's a big deal. Yeah, I don't care about anyone else's feet either. People are like, men shouldn't have their feet out. Why not? Let the men have. Well, let the men wear their flip-flops, okay?

SPEAKER_01 17:25

It's like literally have your dogs out. Just don't touch me.

SPEAKER_00 17:27

I yeah, I don't understand why people form like that guy that was doing hot plotties with socks on the whole time. Like, come on. They're like they're literally let them breathe. They're literally fucking you with socks on. Like you're fully naked and you have socks on, dude. I do what are you hiding? What are you, yeah, what are we doing? Do you not watch socks? Do you, when you're in the shower, I pick up my feet and I rub soap on the bottom and I get all in there. Guys literally don't bend over in the shower. Like, they don't wash their legs, they just let the water roll down. And like that's why I think their feet smell extra because they don't rub their feet. I discovered that not that long ago. People don't, not even just guys, people just don't wash their legs. What do you mean? I am so sorry. You don't got like the loofah and your legs get sweaty too. Like, what are we talking? They're like, no, it just runs down your legs.

SPEAKER_01 18:19

No, that's not literally I have like exfoliating gloves, and I'd be Oh, I love that.

SPEAKER_00 18:24

Like I have like the gloves in your mouth. I have like the body scrub. Like, what do you mean you don't clean your legs? We just went to Pilates last night, and like there's like patches of sweat all over my legs and like my cooch and my ass. It's like everything is sweating. What do you mean you don't scrub in there? I would stink if I didn't. And that's why I always stink and have you stains in their underwear.

SPEAKER_01 18:49

Got the boob stains. The boobstains. No, there's this girl who does like interviews like on like the street and like ask people like questions and stuff, and it's like she like asks, like, oh, like I've asked a bunch of guys, like, oh, how do you clean your ass? And they're like, oh, so I get like a I cut my hand and I get water in there. I just like throw it in there. They can't touch their arrow.

SPEAKER_00 19:10

They literally can't touch their arrow.

SPEAKER_01 19:12

Another guy was like, oh, I just stick like a finger in there. In there.

SPEAKER_00 19:16

I was like, we're talking about necessary. Like literally, like the cupboard. Why can't please don't come near me? The cupboard. Wait, so they really just think they can't touch their own body? Why can't you just literally take a bar of soap and rub it in there? Literally. You guys don't even have an vagina to be nervous about like pH balance. You can literally rub everything down. Right. Literally. You guys have it easy. Please there. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Okay, Sarah, what's your naughty besides guys not cleaning their ass? Um, yeah, that is my naughty. No, um, my naughty is fake boobs. It's getting out of hand, guys. We just uh touched a fake boob this week. Yeah, we did. What? This girl we're hanging out with, she got her boobs at and she was like, touch they feel like gummy bears. Like they don't feel like real boobs. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 20:07

Well, I touched it and I went, whoa!

unknown 20:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:11

The thing about fake boobs is that they look fake. I know. Like, I think some people have them done tastefully, and it obviously. One of our co-workers, I'm not gonna say her name, but. Oh yeah, she has good ones. Yeah. She actually look natural. I also heard Olivia Rodrigo has fake boobs. Really? She's okay. So that is the issue with the fake boobs is that people who are like super thin and they have no butt will get huge boobs. Boobs are absolutely bad. Dude, a Cardi AB's ass is so heavy. It looks really bad. Dude, the outfit she was wearing this horrible outfit. What was it? I can't even. It was like, it was like look like I mean, everything I feel like looks like a diaper on a butt like that. It's just a like covers the crack, and then there's like these things that like swoop swoop down underneath her butt, and I think it's like to cover banana rolls.

SPEAKER_01 21:04

What? What's a banana roll?

SPEAKER_00 21:06

It's like the roll right under your butt. Yeah. Oh. Which I don't mind a banana roll, they're natural. Why do they call it banana? Because it looks like a banana. It's like it's your thigh. Everyone has a banana roll, I'm pretty sure.

SPEAKER_01 21:18

That's like weird though.

SPEAKER_00 21:20

I've got a butt. That's like weird. That's like weird. And it looked like she was doing it just to cover, like, under her butt, but then it's like the butt still looks lumpy because it's like. I personally know what you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah. And then her butt is just like. And then it's literally just her butt sticking out, and she's like shaking it, and I just know that shit hurts because it's just weight yanking on her back. I don't think it's cute at all.

SPEAKER_01 21:40

Dude, she does like every con like she's like, BBLs are in concerts now. Yeah, they are. Like she's doing a tour or something. But like literally every outfit she has is like her it the outfit just goes around the outfit. Yes, that's what I'm saying. Like yes. And like she'll like turn around, like she's like literally clapping.

SPEAKER_00 21:56

It's just I'm telling you that that like, how does that not rip off? Off her ass. Like her skin just rip off. Like that's a lot of weight to throw around. I don't know. Personally, it's not for me. I would never to each their own, really. I know. It's like you want to. I think they are going out. I think they're out of style. Yeah. I think let's bring back their ass. Yeah. Classy bowl and classy boobs. Yeah. I do, yeah. I don't know. It's not good. No, it's not good. I think women doing things they want to make themselves feel better is awesome, but then it's like you have to think like deep into the root of it, and it's like, well, why do you feel like you have to change your body to that? Right. You have to change like what Mother Nature gave you. Yeah. She's a woman. She knows what she's doing. Literally. Oh Lord. Okay, should we get into our topics? Yeah. Okay, let's do it.

SPEAKER_01 22:51

Okay, guys. I was doing I was just scrolling on my phone and I can't I was looking on Pinterest and I was looking back at like my OG, like Pinterest boards. So I like didn't have social media like growing up. Like I Pinterest was my social media when I got my phone. So iconic. My Pinterest boards are actually the craziest thing I've ever seen. Really?

SPEAKER_00 23:17

The sixth grade wedding Pinterest boards, like mm-mm. I have cleaned I have cleaned through my Pinterest because I will look at it and be like, I don't know what I was thinking. I've like deleted it all. No, literally.

SPEAKER_01 23:28

I'm black like zebra wedding theme. Oh my god. Like, what are we what are we doing? I'm having a duct tape wedding actually.

unknown 23:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:35

My wedding dress is gonna be made out of duct tape.

SPEAKER_00 23:38

Wait, I think that could eat. Like I would have loved that. Oh my god, and duct tape was a whole thing. Thank God. That actually pulled up. Literally, thank God we didn't get married in like we didn't have to get married in like the 2010s. Yeah. Like there is literally nothing worse than a 20010. No, it was like maximalism. And they were so ugly. Oh my god, the colors.

SPEAKER_01 23:57

The mustache, like oh my god. That mustache was everywhere. That blows up with that. I mean, I do not know. Shout out!

SPEAKER_00 24:05

Shout out to the people with mustache tattoos on their finger right now.

SPEAKER_01 24:10

Shout out them. Honestly. No, but yeah, but my Pinterest board, I have a whole Pinterest board full of grumpy cat memes. Wait, kids. I so really love them. And then another one is the keep calm and Yeah, Jesus. Like, I was so British. I thought I was so edgy. Like some of these, like keep calm and excuse me? Keep calm and hate Justin Bieber? Ariana!

unknown 24:38

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 24:39

How could you say that? Oh my god. But I have but I have keep calm and love camera Dallas. You're canceled.

SPEAKER_00 24:51

That's literally canceled. That's actually crazy. She was a YouTuber, guys. Oh my god. She loved YouTube. I did mustache camera now. Keep calm and get a mustache. Keep calm and get a mustache. What was up with women wanting mustache? That has to do with something about the patriarchy. No, I was just saying that too. Why did we want we wanted to feel in power? You know who was big into the mustaches was Olivia. She had mustaches. I love her. Shirts. She's like, she was wearing like eight. I used to have glasses that had a hanging mustache. I also had I also had I was huge into rings, I guess always. I had those rings that looked like eyeballs, so like when you went like this, it was like a mouth. Okay, there was and then I also had mustache ones. You don't know those eyeballs? No. Yeah, they like would wrap around your middle finger. And they were like two googly eyes. And then you would talk to them. And they would just you would just talk.

SPEAKER_01 25:42

And I had like a million of them. Okay, there was a showing up and it was two hands, and they had the little eyes here, and they would talk, and they had like a little show. Oh my god. It was called something. Oh, oh! Yes, I know that. It was a show. It was called something. Oh my god, I'll have to look it up. A child show with hand talking hands. Like scared of that. Right. But yeah, my Pinterest board is literally.

SPEAKER_00 26:06

I wish I still had my stories from back then.

SPEAKER_01 26:09

Because I look at like cute. That's so funny. Oh my god. I have a whole minions board. There's a Jimmy Fallon board. Remember when Jimmy Fallon had like that skit? It was like where he dressed up like a girl, like a teenage girl. Yeah. It was like that. He still does that. Yeah, like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 26:27

You have a board dress for that. Yep, and it's all just the niche boards.

SPEAKER_01 26:30

It says, it's Monday. Ew.

SPEAKER_00 26:34

Literally. How long ago is this? Sorry. What's the date on that?

SPEAKER_01 26:42

No, guys, this was so long ago. It's yesterday. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_00 26:46

He looks like it says 10 years ago. Okay. Okay, guys. 13. Okay. Okay. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01 26:53

Oh, I have one called pranks. I'm just silly. The laughs we share.

SPEAKER_00 26:58

And the pranks. Wait, read a prank. Oh my god. Is it even a prank? If it's on a phone.

unknown 27:05

Let me.

SPEAKER_00 27:06

So it's like a prank idea, right? Wow, this one's really good.

SPEAKER_01 27:10

I bet. It says best rug ever, and it shows like steep stairs going down. I'm gonna prank them real good. Like I'm getting that. Like another one is a bag of Reese's PCs, Skittles, and MMs being put in one. And it says, how to seriously mess with people. I'm the goofiest person I've ever seen.

SPEAKER_00 27:34

You are so goofy.

SPEAKER_01 27:35

Yeah, it was like really funny back then.

SPEAKER_00 27:39

That's actually like ironically funny. Yeah, I just no ironically. Yes. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 27:47

Yeah. No, but I remember not having social media being like, I'm someone's gonna look at this and think I'm the coolest person ever. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:56

And do you feel that way now? Yeah. You're waiting for your grumpy cat and your princess. My grumpy cat names. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 28:03

Yeah, just that's my core. No, I love that.

SPEAKER_00 28:06

Just just to amuse me. No, we were so the preteens now missed the cringy. You have to be cringy. I think bring back letting your kids be cringey. Like making your kids be cringe. Oh my god, you have to go. Why are we on so?

SPEAKER_01 28:20

Like when you had like the that too. I had my whole I still have this one. No, the like the it was like your side Instagram account, like where you posted silly things.

SPEAKER_00 28:29

Oh, like a spam account? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 28:30

What did you call it?

SPEAKER_00 28:32

I called it a Vista. What's that? But never heard that in my life. I've never seen that either. A Finsta? Finsta! What was like a Vista? What does that stand for?

SPEAKER_01 28:42

I'm like a Vista too.

SPEAKER_00 28:44

Like I don't know that? You know. Yeah, the Finsta. I deleted, guys. It took me so long. I deleted everything from my Finsta account because I didn't want to make a new Instagram, and that's how I turned it into my travel page. Are you serious? Yeah, I literally deleted everything. Did you archive? You just kept deleted them all. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:02

Wait, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 29:03

I only had like what, like 30 followers or something. 40 followers. But I was like, I have so many fucking Instagram accounts. Like people don't need to find this. Yeah. So I'm deleting it.

SPEAKER_01 29:13

Wait, that's really funny.

SPEAKER_00 29:15

Well, Finsta came before I think like private stories. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:19

Like once that came, like that's where everyone was posting. Yeah. I remember loving those. Because it was just like people posted like silly stuff in like the random thoughts. Yeah. But it's like a lot of things. That's what Instagram used to be. Yes. Exactly. But now Instagram has clean cut. But I think people are bringing back more like casual. Casual. Yeah. Like making their study. Like I think it's more of a place where to post like your pictures now. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:45

Instead of being like Instagram body. Yeah, I mean you can literally do whatever you want. It's your own social media page. So exactly. Who's saying why they don't give a damn? No. Literally, I'm not gonna hear them if they're talking shit. That's what I'm saying. I'm literally never ever gonna know. Yeah. So like that's fine with me. Yeah, so maybe would you want more engagement if you send my post around? Yeah. Thanks. Um, guys, so I was on I was scrolling on TikTok the other day as I do. And this woman was talking about how like our ovaries have neuropathways. Like our ovaries can feel things. Is that literally why our intuition's so strong? My ovary is telling me it's like, yeah, it's listen to your ovaries. Yeah, I don't know exactly how it's my ovaries. I don't know what it means, but she was like, that's why like a lot of like PTSD is like you start getting like endometriosis, or like PCOS, or like that's why like stress and like trauma manifest in like these problems that a lot of women have. I truly think I can tell a lot of things by how my vagina's doing. Like when I'm sick, like my vagina is different. Like it's like so hot, and like it just feels like it it itself like has a fever. Like I feel like why is my vagina radiating heat? Like she knows. It's like the same thing like when you're part of yourself. So in tune on your vagina. Me and my vagina are like this. Sorry, like except. I think it's gonna be hot today. We're we're like this, except I just we can tell the weather. Yeah, we're super close except I just learned that there's another G spot. Right. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. About that. I feel like that's men's fault. But it's like it's like the same thing like when your vagina literally rejects a sexual partner. Yes. Like your pH will be off, you'll get like um, I was gonna say STDs. Well, yes, maybe. But um, like urinary tract infections, like all this and that, or yeast infections. Yeah, it's like your body, your intuition, your ovaries, your fucking vagina. Your vagina knows. When that man is not good for you. Yeah. Yeah. It's trying to do it. He's not good. That's it. I just got chills. Because it's literally like your vagina's like, okay, your brain isn't getting it. Let me try to fucking kill you. Bat down. Another reason why being a woman is so cool, because I'm telling you, a man thinking with his dick is getting nothing done. A woman thinking with her vagina is cool. You could take over the country. Yeah. Just saying. Clip that.

unknown 32:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:25

I'm like, that was beautiful. I'm serious. I'm so rule of the world. Yeah, well, okay, well, I saw this TikTok, and it was this woman saying that like women understand what it means to bring in life, and that means they have like a better understanding of what it means to like a life to be. Can you send that to us? Yeah, a life being taken out of this world, whereas men don't do shit. They don't understand it, and that's they don't have the connection to the thing. Yeah, they don't bring it up. Right, they can't connect that with their m themselves. Like taking a life is like easier for them. Not easier, but like I don't know. Doesn't indef definitely not all men, but like, yeah, of course not. Yeah. But yeah, she was just like explaining like the science behind it. Like they're not connected to bringing in life the way we are. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:12

It's like we bring we create life. Yeah. But it's like how to take that.

SPEAKER_00 33:18

I feel like I would just I don't think that's easy for any normal person. But any normal person right. But like she was just like explaining it in a way that's like, wow, you're right. Like women are so connected to bringing in life that like we're just connected to life. Yeah. We are mother nature. Literally listen to your vagina if you do nothing else. I'm sorry, you just have to. Because it knows, it knows before you do, probably. So I really think like any of any of your like emotions, your it's like the same thing, like you listen to your body like on your period. Like your vagina's telling you how you're doing and what yeah, exactly. Like, if my body needs rest, my vagina and my body is the first thing to tell me.

SPEAKER_01 33:58

Yeah, my vagina. Like you're yelling at me.

SPEAKER_00 34:00

My vagina's exhausted. Like, go to bed. She's talking. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 34:05

Working all day. That is so funny. Seriously. She just wants to weak to herself.

unknown 34:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:10

Yeah, do not, you cannot enter. She needs to be alone. No, uh, she's an emo.

SPEAKER_00 34:15

Okay, wait, guys, back to the G spot though, for real. Back to that. Back to that, because did you know? Not only is your clit, except I guess it's not technically a G spot. Um, there's a G spot inside your vagina. Near your belly button. I did know that I told her that. I'm we're driving to Chipotle, and I don't know why we were talking. Of course, normal normal girl call.

SPEAKER_01 34:40

This is whole Chipotle.

SPEAKER_00 34:41

This is what I'm spot. This is what we landed on. And Sarah starts telling me, I said, What are you talking about? Oh, because we were talking about Bridgerton, and I was like, the dumbest thing about that show is that they're acting like a woman can get off the first time they ever have sex, and Sarah's like, What do you mean? I was like, I feel like that was. No lemon is getting off straight off the bat. Sarah's like, that can't happen.

SPEAKER_01 35:03

Oh, they're just so hot and bothered that they're with each other.

SPEAKER_00 35:06

They're also I'm like, I'm like, there's no way. And then I learned that there's a G spot on the inside of your vagina. It's like this lumpy, bumpy skit.

SPEAKER_01 35:16

Literally, why would you describe it like that?

SPEAKER_00 35:18

Literally, like, it is your clit, but your clit, like, wraps around, like it's a big organ. Wrap around. It's an organ. I don't know if it's actually an organ. But yes. But yes. Well, yes, absolutely. Yeah. So if you stick your fingers in there, guys. Guys. Dude, the come hither. And you need to know this too. Stick your fingers in there. Chad said it's the come hither motion. So if you're going into a vagina and you go like this, it's on the inner wall, like near your belly button. Yes. So little steps. Everybody take notes. Everybody take notes. I just, yeah, women need to know this, many know this. I honestly didn't know that some people didn't know that. Dude, and then I was telling somebody else, and they were like, Did you not go to health class? I was like, Yeah, but I had a man as my health teacher. So they're all the never found the G spot.

unknown 36:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:05

So um, yeah, I was lucky.

SPEAKER_01 36:07

He's in the class to learn too.

SPEAKER_00 36:08

He's like, guys, he's like, no one can find the clit. I have not.

SPEAKER_01 36:13

I have never nobody found. He's like, it doesn't exist. I haven't found it. He also says the world is flat. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:20

And everyone believed him. Yeah. Nope, right. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Yeah, so um, at the end of the day, you must listen to your vagina. Yep. And not a man. And she'll tell you where it is. Yeah.

unknown 36:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:31

Come hither. Oh god. Should we get into our let's talk it over? Yes. Okay, so our question for this week was Have you ever stocked someone's venom?

unknown 36:45

Oh my god!

SPEAKER_00 36:46

Okay, Ari, you tell us. Who hasn't, or no, that's creepy.

SPEAKER_01 36:51

I have not, but I'm not opposed to using your resources. Yeah. Like, don't be dumb.

SPEAKER_00 36:59

Like, well, it's like if it's if you're gonna cheat, then you need to be sneakier about then.

SPEAKER_01 37:03

Okay, if there's stuff on there and you see, obviously that's just con it's just open to the public, right? Right. So if you're if you're cheating and doing that, you're an idiot. You're literally the dumbest ever. You're an idiot. Ever heard of cash? Like ever heard of literally not venomizing somebody that you're cheating and um but yeah, I mean I've used I haven't used it for that purpose because I've I never thought to use it like in the moment. That's good. That you've never had a man that terrible. Yeah. Um but I have like just scrolled upon and be like, why are they venmoing each other? Right.

SPEAKER_00 37:41

Like literally, what are these intelligent people doing? Yeah, recently I just found out a couple was dating because of that. That is what I'm saying. We had our suspicions, but we figured it out because they venmo each other. Oh, that's cool. I like that. I do. I like that. What did you say? Um, I said absolutely I have me too, absolutely. I actually think it's one of the best ways to stock. Oh, it's so good. It's so telling about what they're doing in life. And I think if someone has a private Venmo, it's like a really big red flag. Yeah, because literally why that's what I'm saying. Like, obviously, I make Venmos private sometimes. Like, if I need to keep something a secret, yeah, like a present or whatever. Yeah, like a gift. But like, if you're entire venomous, but it's like private, I do not trust it.

SPEAKER_01 38:28

Well, yeah, it's not like you're seeing like how much you're Venmoing, it's you can literally label it whatever.

SPEAKER_00 38:32

That's the best part is seeing people leave funny comments. Yeah. I love doing that. I love that. Okay, so our viewers said right. 88% said who hasn't, and 12% said no, that's creepy. I said, Who the fuck are you? You're creepy. What? What do you mean that's creepy? No, I think it's a good use of your resources, like you said. I think it's important to check on people who are stupid. Yeah. So if it's somebody you're with and you have suspicions, then use every single resource that you have. I figured out something via Venmo. I almost called it something different. I was like, huh? What am I talking about? Uh yeah, like catch up. He said he wasn't sleeping over this girl's house, and then the next morning she like Venmo'd him for bagels. Right. I don't remember getting a big thing. That's crazy. So, like, where was I? And then he still weared the line. And then he still lied as if it wasn't literally in writing. And I love bagels.

SPEAKER_01 39:33

Why didn't I get a bagel? Yeah, I didn't know everyone was getting bagels.

SPEAKER_00 39:37

Stupid. Right. Like you're literally so dumb. Right. Somebody wrote in and said, in all capitals, that's how I found out he was cheating. So it seems like it's a universal female experience. Yeah, so stalk his Venmo, stalk her Venmo. Stock everyone's Venmo, I think. Well, it's just a good read. It's common, it's open. If there's a her to stalk, just dump him, honestly.

unknown 39:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:00

Like, don't stalk her Venmo, just leave him. Nah. Definitely stalk his Venmo, though. Definitely stalk his Venmo.

SPEAKER_01 40:07

Put it on the TV with all your girlfriends. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 40:10

There's actually nothing better than like putting hinge or like someone's socials on the TV. Or like a text thread if you're like fighting with a guy. Yes, put that on the TV. This is a fight that we're all in right now. We're all in this, yeah. Yeah. We're all in this together. If you take some dumb shit, just know every single one of my girls has read that text and have laughed at your first time.

SPEAKER_01 40:30

And we've drafted up four different responses. And this is a good thing. We've gone with the meaning. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 40:37

Wait, actually, one thing that I love dearly about you, Ariana, is that if I dropped off a mean text, she's like, perfect, I'm sending it. Wait, what? Like, I feel like if I give Sarah a mean text to send, she's like, okay, I'm gonna like make it like a little bit nicer. Okay. I'm gonna like lighten the load. I give it to I give it to Ari and she sends it. I'm like, no fucking words. I'm like no word. I'm like, no one has ever actually taken my mean advice. I was like, this is awesome. Because I'm guys, I'm really gonna I'm really nice.

SPEAKER_01 41:08

I'm really freaking nice until you piss me the fuck off. No, and I love it. Because I am kind and nice all the time. All the time honest. And so when I am mean, you've earned both.

SPEAKER_00 41:24

I've already been nice, and this is my last draw.

SPEAKER_01 41:26

So now Kara's Kara's entered the chat now. People now.

SPEAKER_00 41:30

I think people like can feel it. They're like Kara's defo on the other end of the chat. Kara's definitely entered the chat right now. Definitely. Because it's like textbooks. Well, sometimes I don't know when you're drafting them. Yeah, when I draft them, they're pretty mean and people use it. But I had a defensive. Like, really, you can't tell them that their whole family's ugly and stupid.

SPEAKER_01 41:50

No, I thought it wasn't that mean, but you know, it's just farming. No, I didn't think it was fun either.

SPEAKER_00 41:54

I think it's just like you really do have to tell people like this is how you're making me feel, and if that hurts your feelings, a little too fucking bad because you're hurting mine. Yeah. So I think because 90% of the time when I've been in situations like that, I wish I had just set up front. Yeah, because it's like you're trying to be nice and then they're taking advantage of you being kind. Well, that's exactly that's what really is.

SPEAKER_01 42:17

It's like, hey, I've been nothing but kind and nice. Yeah. And it's like, you know, blah, blah, blah. And cares like, no, it's done. You've I've been kind and nice. Exactly. And that's why I'm here.

SPEAKER_00 42:27

I'm making my kindness for weakness. I did not appreciate that. You haven't earned my kindness anymore because you're just walking all over me. So I'm trying to be kind in order to make you feel good, but you actually don't give a fuck if you're making me feel right.

SPEAKER_01 42:40

Yeah, I really pay so well. I never got it. I know she did it. I was like, oh my god!

SPEAKER_00 42:47

I'm like, Karen, you told me to say it! And I was like, no, and I wanted you to, just nobody ever does. Yeah. I was like, this is awesome. This is so like and I can't feel bad. Send like first draft of things. Um, usually I go through a few people, like the lay down exactly what I'm saying. Hannah's like, she turns it into like business profess. She's like, at this point, you're like, I'm no longer showing my personality. This is a business deal. She's like, I'm gonna just talk to you like you're like a colleague because well, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:16

The fact of laying it down and takes the emotion out of it all. She does.

SPEAKER_00 43:20

It's like we ran it by her enough technique.

SPEAKER_01 43:22

And she was like, you know what? Yeah. Yeah, we did run it by her, and she's like, I'm glad you said. Mommy Hannah said it's okay, so I feel like I wasn't enough, by the way. No, Kara is like my rebellious sister. Sorry, he's like, no, stab him. Like, yeah, like okay, maybe maybe maybe give him some bandages, but also stab him.

SPEAKER_00 43:43

Yeah, she's like, but he did like deserve it, although like I'm gonna give you some repercussions. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 43:49

Here's the first aid kit, but also like I did, I am the one who stabbed me. I am the one who stabbed you. Like, I'll call 911 for you, but I'm leaving. That's a great dynamic, yeah, which I love that. So yeah, we'll have to fill you in. And now I need to you know it's pretty good. And I have some more to update you on. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 44:08

I literally can't with that. No, yeah, it's really good. I'm having a great time. Oh, I'm so glad. Oh no, I can't wait to start dating again. That guy on hinge is a good one. My eye twitch is starting up against me. I'm like, okay, I'm good. I'm not doing hinge. Maybe that's why. I refuse to do hinge. Actually, I love I'm having like a hard time because I love being from like the northeast. Like I really have a hard time like wanting to move because like I like it up here. But when we went down to Texas, like the southern charm in like charisma, like they really like live up to it. Like guys are coming up to you, they're asking you to dance, they're spinning you around the dance floor. Some guy just came up to me to tell me he liked my tattoos and then he walked away. I was like, I know, thank you. But yeah, but this other guy, he like came over and he asked me, he was like, I know it looks like you're leaving, but like I would love like if you would dance, like for one song. And something. And so I'm talking to her. Hannah and I are chatting. There's this guy, like le so like around like a country line dancing, they usually have like a place for people to like put their drinks. So it's like kind of like a wall almost, and we're on the other side. And Hannah and I are just chatting. There's this guy like leaning up against it.

SPEAKER_01 45:24

I'm thinking I'm like literally looking at this man like he's waiting for his chance to come over, talk to him.

SPEAKER_00 45:29

I literally thinking nothing of this guy. He's like leaning there, and Hannah and I are just chatting, and I'm like, I have to pee, like, should we go? And he's like, I know you guys are like probably leaving, but like I would love it. Like if I could if you would just do one dance with me. And so I'm looking at Hannah, and she's looking at me, and I'm like, Oh, me? I totally thought he was hitting on Hannah, and I was like, why is everyone looking on me? Like, go Hannah, what are you doing? Like the whole time. I think this interaction like literally like was he cute? I'm like, say yes, like go, yeah, he was cute.

SPEAKER_01 45:58

Yeah, Kara was-I mean, Kara was making direct eyes.

SPEAKER_00 46:01

Unfortunately, he was I think he was smaller than me, maybe. I think the hat overcompens. Yeah, the hat like helped a little bit. He had a cowboy hat on. Holding his hat this tall. Doug's dimmatome from the dimatome. Yeah, so he uh he like asked me to dance, and I was like, sure. Yeah, yeah, I would love to. And so it's nice because these guys know how to dance, so they just lead you. Yeah, it's just a two steps. You have two forward, one back, two forward, and then they just start spinning you and shit, and they like dip you. Yeah, it's like it's really fun.

SPEAKER_02 46:28

So, like we don't have stuff like that.

SPEAKER_00 46:29

We don't have stuff like that. Yeah, no. No, it's fucked up. And so we're we're like dancing and we're just like chatting casually because like obviously like we're close enough to chat. Um and he was like actually saying he was from the northeast, he's from like New Jersey. Carol, your dream. I know, I was like, what the hell are you doing down here? And then at the end of the dance, like the best part about it is that like they don't fucking linger. It's like you don't have to because like if you go to a club and you dance with a guy, like he's gonna be following you around for the rest of the night. He literally like will walk like uh in Texas, like they'll just walk you back to your people. Yeah, see, I love that. And so keep me on my toes. Yeah, and he don't linger, but I think he ended it like super sweet. He was like, How long are you in town for? I was like, Oh, I'm here until Monday. He was like, I would love to take you to lunch tomorrow. And I was like, Oh my god, like that's so nice. But I'm like, I'm here with family, so like we do have plans tomorrow. But like if I'm in town again, like I will I'd love to like text you. Did you find it? So yeah, I gave him my Instagram, not like my phone number. So I want to see what he looks like. Yeah, like he was super sweet. He was cute.

unknown 47:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 47:28

I thought so. Okay. I would I would stock his venmo. Yeah. Okay, we should see another long distance crush. I know nothing about him, and it's perfect. Perfect. No, I love that. Me too. Ugh. Okay. Well, Ari, where can we find you? You can find me at AriDemain.10.

SPEAKER_01 47:45

Me forgetting my Instagram. Again.

SPEAKER_00 47:47

Every day. Every time you say it sounds like you're gonna say something else. I know.

SPEAKER_01 47:51

It's like, does she know her Instagram? Don't know, but I know my Pinterest.

SPEAKER_00 47:56

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