You'd Do WHAT To A Leprechaun??

In this episode you find out who kept dropping their drink on the dance floor, in a glass I may add, and somehow ended up peeing in a bush and bruising their tailbone … so that should tell you the kind of chaos we’re dealing with. We continue to question why women apparently come off as “unapproachable”… well those people are CRAZY! We then have a very serious round of F***, Marry, Kill: Holiday Edition, and this conversation goes exactly where you’d expect when the girls start unpacking things, “you’d do what to a leprechaun!?!”

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:00

Welcome to the talk, talk, talk to our podcast. Welcome back to the pod. Good morning. Happy St. Paddy's Day. St. Paddy's Day. It's Wednesday. Yeah, it's our second like themed pod, our holiday. I love it. I know I love these ones. I love it too. Well, for our audio listeners, we have some gorgeous shamrocks hanging up. We have some rainbow. Carrot ate out on these. Yeah. Anything that's a craft, I'm all here for. And we're wearing our green. Yeah. Perfect. So here we are. I know. Actually, I was reading about St. Patty's Day last night. And um turns out that like St. Patrick's actually like Catholic.

SPEAKER_02 0:42

Right.

SPEAKER_03 0:44

Wait, like normal? Oh, isn't that um like a train? Oh no, I'm sorry. Duh, he's Catholic. He's British. He's not Irish. Oh my god, Relic? Like, no, but yes, that makes sense that I don't know anything about the Catholics. Okay, yeah, I know. Meaning. I don't know. I am Christian. I forgot Irish Catholic is a thing, obviously. Um, but he's British. Like he's from Britain. Yeah, I heard he was like kidnapped. Yeah, and I was like, um Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:08

What? Kidnapped by who? Uh like St. Patrick was kidnapped.

SPEAKER_03 1:12

Yeah, by who? Um Yeah. He was kidnapped! Yeah, but I thought that he was like supposed to be Irish. Like it's an Irish holiday. So I was like shocked when I saw that he was British. Okay, that makes sense. Yeah, wait. Now that he's got a bigger one. See, I that I just like put that together. Yeah, yeah. No, the the Catholic parts shouldn't have been surprising. I just said that wrong. No, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, wait. Catholic!

SPEAKER_02 1:35

Okay, yeah, he was born in Britain and he was kidnapped by Irish raiders at 16. Oh, period. And then he later escaped and voluntarily went back to Ireland as a missionary.

unknown 1:48

Ah.

SPEAKER_02 1:49

So he was like, oh my god, I'm kidnapped, but I actually love it. So he wait, what is that? Um Munchaus Munchhausen. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:58

He's like, Munchhousens with Ireland. Oh, okay. Like honestly, me too. So are the Raiders the leprechauns?

SPEAKER_02 2:08

The leprechauns got him, and he was like, wait, I kinda like here.

SPEAKER_01 2:13

Small little guys um mischievous. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:16

I mean, I don't know what the lore is. That's actually what one is.

SPEAKER_01 2:19

My mom used to like on St. Paddy's Day, she used to like pretend there was a leprechaun. Yeah, they thought they trashed the plate.

SPEAKER_03 2:26

Yeah, she would like pull out all the toilet paper and stuff. Literally, what the hell? I remember one time in elementary school, my teacher did that, and I was so fucking shook. I was like, there's no way for 10 minutes. Yeah. What do you mean he just tried to plan in? Yeah. And he liked picturing them like this big. Oh, yeah. He likes to do it.

SPEAKER_02 2:45

Yes. And it's like someone's finger just went.

SPEAKER_03 2:47

Yeah. I'm like, I can't believe that. He's like a foot tall. Yeah, like whatever. And someone had said he was in the closet and all day, I was like, This guy is.

SPEAKER_02 2:58

I was like pissed. I was like, no, this guy needs to pay for what he did. This cannot run at all. Like, this is not a good one.

SPEAKER_01 3:05

My milk is green.

SPEAKER_02 3:07

Yes! My milk. Yes, the toilet. I'm like, dude, this guy has a lot of pee. Like, what is it? He needs to drink water. I was like, what is going on? He's dehydrated.

SPEAKER_01 3:18

I'm dead.

SPEAKER_02 3:19

Yeah, I remember being like, what the hell?

SPEAKER_01 3:21

Like, I wonder where that um came from. Yeah, I don't know. Like the myth of the leprechauns. I don't know. But I wanna know.

SPEAKER_03 3:29

We're gonna find out.

SPEAKER_01 3:30

But you know what? See, Patti's is our holiday, sorry, Ari.

SPEAKER_03 3:33

Yeah, I know. God damn it. For the heads.

SPEAKER_01 3:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:36

Yeah. Are you actually Irish? Um, a little. Yeah, me too. Not a lot. My last name is Ari Irish. Oh yeah, it is. Yeah, Keller is pretty Irish.

SPEAKER_01 3:45

You could pass as Irish because a lot of um Irish people have dark hair, right? So much. I guess yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:50

I think so. Um except you. Yeah, I feel like I didn't see enough redheads. We saw a handful, but I I really didn't feel like I saw enough. I actually maybe it's more of a Scottish thing. It is definitely a Scottish thing. I just was watching Brave last night, and I was like, yes.

SPEAKER_01 4:08

The amount of times I've gotten compared to Merida. I'm like, please shut the fuck up. Wow. Because of my hair curls. When my hair is big and curly. They're like, oh my god, you know who you look like? Don't tell me. Is it a redhead?

SPEAKER_02 4:21

A redhead, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:22

Oh, and could have guessed that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:25

You know what? We're talking about redheads. Let's get into our hotties and noddies.

SPEAKER_03 4:32

Okay, Ari, do you want to start us off with our first hottie?

SPEAKER_02 4:35

Yes, I do. I've been waiting for this one. So my hottie is a cinematic wedding video. Oh, I love it. I have been obsessed with them. People will be posting them on TikTok, and I watch the whole thing. Like when it's like when it feels like a movie and it's so well filmed, like I cry. We like interview people. Yeah, I love that. I just love, but I love like I don't even know, like, not even like all like it's like the behind-the-scenes stuff, like you're filming the venue, like the aesthetic of the day. Like it all just comes together. Because I feel like that's how like you envision your day just being like perfect. And I feel like when you have a well vid like a well put together video, it's really shows.

SPEAKER_01 5:18

Yeah, is that a new thing? I feel like the last few years.

SPEAKER_02 5:21

Well, I feel like our generation is like heavily into like keeping memories, like photos, videos, like we're heavily taking content for for other people and yourself. So I think like I don't know, I've just been loving the style. Yeah, I just like so well done. Yeah, like suggesting.

SPEAKER_03 5:37

It's also like a different form of video because like when my parents got married, like they just had their uncle walk around with like a camp order, so he got all of it, but it was more like a documentary. Like he's just like, What do you have to say? Like, how are you doing today? Which I like that and I love that too. In that too. Yeah, I like a little bit of both.

SPEAKER_02 5:52

But yeah, I've just been loving that, and I've been writing down notes. I'm like, I know.

SPEAKER_03 5:57

Yeah, so I love like the vintage looking like literally like that. That's what I want for my wedding. I would much rather have a cheaper venue and pay a lot for photos and videos. Like that I feel like is my priority. Yes. Yeah. Like I will just like give me like a tree outside and do it in front of there. Yeah, I want to do it. Like a backyard wedding. That's I'm gonna do it.

SPEAKER_01 6:19

I would love a backyard wedding. I love a backyard wedding. I've thought that's cool.

SPEAKER_02 6:22

Yeah, I'm here for it.

SPEAKER_01 6:23

Yeah, it's super sentimental. Yeah, I love that hottie. Okay, what was my hottie?

SPEAKER_03 6:27

Sarah, you should be showing the audience your nails. Oh my god! They're so thank you, Pinterest. Yeah, I got I got them done yesterday and I'm obsessed with them. It's a good green. Yeah, right? Yeah, I love them. Those are my hotties.

SPEAKER_01 6:45

Thank you so much. You're welcome. Um okay, my hottie is when guys have digital camera photos in their dating profile. Oh, yeah, because they always look so much better. They always look good. I have honestly have never seen a bad looking photo.

SPEAKER_03 7:01

That's why everyone in like the 90s and the 80s and 70s and whatever, like, maybe they were so much better. And I'm like, it's just the digital camera, like the iPhone ruining pick people's faces.

SPEAKER_02 7:11

But like even like pictures like of us with digital cameras. Oh, we look so much better. I'm like, who is that? I like her a lot.

SPEAKER_03 7:17

No, seriously. I wonder if the like which one I'm gonna say the digital camera is like what we really look like when the iPhone makes us look weird. I think so. I think so too. Yeah, I think so too.

SPEAKER_02 7:26

Well, iPhone's more like two-dimensional, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 7:28

Yeah, yeah. The digital camera really captures everything.

SPEAKER_02 7:32

I also think it's just the way the lighting, the shadows, I feel like with the flashlight.

SPEAKER_03 7:36

Yeah, it slims me down. Yeah, it slims me up.

SPEAKER_01 7:39

It really contours my face. So, men, um, put some in your dating profile because I I I mean, for me, I'm more likely to swipe. Oh, I totally agree. I love that there's one of those in there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:49

Oh, I love that. Well, I'll say like a man who likes camera. Like, you know, like taking photos. I'm like, he knows. That's it. And I want pictures too. So he must have one.

SPEAKER_03 8:00

I know. I have a few hotties this week, but I'm just gonna go, obviously, with St. Paddy's theme and just say hot ginger guys. They're my I love a ginger man. I think that they the ginger community gets hated on as a whole. Yeah, and I think it's unfair. It's so true. Because I know plenty of ginger baddies. Do that ginger on SNL.

SPEAKER_02 8:20

He's a baddie! He is so that guy, yeah. I know I literally love baddie. Yeah. I don't think I wrote any other redhead.

SPEAKER_01 8:28

I'm like trying to think of like who else. Yeah, wait, um for men.

SPEAKER_03 8:33

Obviously, there's two ginger baddies sitting there, so the first episode of Love, the first season of Love is Blind, his name's Cameron, he's a ginger baddie. Yeah. And he ends up with like this dark skin queen. Yeah. And like the two of them just had a baby. They look really good together. Yeah. So good together. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:49

Me looking up hot redhead celebrities again.

SPEAKER_03 8:51

Yeah, like no, I wanna know. Like Ron Weasley, like, once again. Okay. I've never seen these people. Anyone else? I feel like you just see them like out in the streets.

unknown 9:02

Dude.

SPEAKER_03 9:03

What's that guy that Nina Dobrev was dating?

SPEAKER_01 9:06

Is it white? Isn't he a redhead? Oh, he actually is.

SPEAKER_03 9:10

Yeah. And I think Alex Cooper's husband. Is it red? Prince Harry. Prince Harry is a baddie. He was. Didn't he lose his hair? No, wait. No, that's his brother Will. Oh, wait, no, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He's still red hair. He was bad back then. He was highly bad, but now he's bad.

SPEAKER_02 9:25

But no, no, it's not bald, he's balding. It's bad. I like him when a man commits to a bald, but when you're holding it. You know what?

SPEAKER_03 9:32

While we're speaking, it ages. I'm into bald guys, okay? I'm fine with that.

SPEAKER_02 9:36

And I don't think that's a bad thing to say.

SPEAKER_01 9:37

I don't think actually Joe Sanegato brought this up in one of his videos. He was like, you have to be kind of chunky to be a bald guy. Or shredded. You have to have some self-discussion. Or shredded. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:48

Like if you're a skinny bald man.

SPEAKER_01 9:50

Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that's kind of you have to kind of have to have a bald dad bald.

SPEAKER_02 9:54

Yeah. That bald man we saw the club.

SPEAKER_03 9:57

Oh my god, we saw this tall, skinny, bald guy at the bar the other day. And I was like, guys, if you shaved my head, would my head be lumpy like that?

SPEAKER_02 10:05

Dude, they're like the lumpiest head. And I feel like that's not either.

SPEAKER_03 10:10

But it's like, how does that happen? But like guys do, like a lot of guys, because they obviously have short hair, you can see that they have like lumpy little heads. Lumpy little heads? Where did you get that? I would hope mine wouldn't be lumpy. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 10:20

I can't really tell. I don't think it would be. I got some dents. I'm like, was I dropped as a child? Like, where did that come from? I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 10:26

Do you have dents? I have a flat spot.

SPEAKER_02 10:29

You got dents? Mine's I have a flat spot. Yeah, I'm like, I was not rolled enough. I don't know when things are happening.

SPEAKER_03 10:37

Wait, what? I'll just feel it.

SPEAKER_02 10:39

If you lay your baby on your back for too long, they'll get a flat spot. Yeah, you'll get a flat spot on your head. Oh god. It's like you were never picked up enough. Yeah, they're like, oh, my mom left me on the floor rolling around. No, mom, you my mom took care of me. Okay, tell us your naughty. Wait, did you say your hotball? Oh, wait, you did. We're just talking about the hot balls on the Twitter. I was like, are we?

SPEAKER_03 10:59

We need to have another one if you want me to say it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, we had enough.

SPEAKER_02 11:04

We've had enough of you. Um, let me see. Okay, my naughty is um, this happened to me the other day. Is forgetting to put your earrings in when you have your hair up. We talked about this the other day. I went to work, I had my hair up in a bun. I go like this, I'm like, oh I only had my second piercings in and not my main one. I really don't know if I can proceed with the I think I'd have to do it. I need to call out. I need to call out. No one can look at me because I can't. Even like when I show up to work and I forget to put my my rings on, I'm like, today's gonna suck. Are you literally?

SPEAKER_03 11:39

Are you straight up this morning? I'm like, you have no earrings in. I was like, you also have no earrings in.

SPEAKER_01 11:43

No, I know, I keep forgetting some of the in my seconds. I forgot to put some in my I keep forgetting to put some in my first because usually I just have like the huggy and those just stay in, but I can't sleep with normal hoops in.

SPEAKER_03 11:54

So I feel like I know I take my first two out because I've been rocking a stack. Oh you guys, can you see my stack? I have a little shamer. So game and yeah, I love her. So one game. I know. I had to be.

SPEAKER_02 12:08

But yeah, that's a freaking naughty if I had a drive.

SPEAKER_03 12:11

Especially girls like I'm gonna be. Ivy do have one, so I don't really give a damn. Oh good. That's good for you. Yeah, for you. But I feel like we have like a lot of holes, so it like it's more noticeable to us when we don't have earrings in.

SPEAKER_01 12:24

Do you have a lot of holes?

SPEAKER_03 12:25

Oh. I have um three in each ear.

SPEAKER_02 12:28

Actually, I have four in this side. I want another one, but I have ten.

SPEAKER_03 12:32

Holy shit. I have four on this side, I have six on that side. Oh, because you have the yeah, because I have the one on the inside and then I have the whatever she's called. You're like a rebel. Yeah, I was really into piercings back in high school. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I was too. I like ended up taking a little bit of a little bit of a little bit. Now I'm like tattoos instead. Yeah. That is the I know. And now I'm like not interested in getting any more piercings. I want to, but it's like expensive.

SPEAKER_02 12:58

Dude, the last time I went.

SPEAKER_03 12:59

If you get your lobes pierced, you could go to the mall and pay$20.

SPEAKER_02 13:03

I know, dude. I went to the phone. Dude, I got them done at Claire's my second one. Yeah. And the woman told me I had buttery lobes. I can't get over. I said, what the hell? What the hell do you even mean? I was like, thank you. I don't know what that means. I mean, she does touch a lot of looks like that. That's a crazy current living. Yeah, I was like, I don't know how to take that. I was like, thank you.

SPEAKER_01 13:20

Like, thanks, they're soft. I mean like we're gonna be able to do it. They're moisturizing.

SPEAKER_02 13:24

How often do you touch someone else's? I don't want to touch this lobe. How many lobes have you touched today?

SPEAKER_03 13:29

Yeah, like she's touched a lot of lobes today.

SPEAKER_02 13:31

Yeah, but I was like, that's the weirdest comment I've ever gotten.

SPEAKER_03 13:35

That's a like I don't know. I was like, I don't know how to take it. I literally said I kind of like that. That's funny. I love obscure compliments. Honestly, me too. Like you truly do. I love telling someone they smell good. They're always like, oh, thank you. Yeah. I'm like, yeah. I like hate to smell bad. Yeah. Like I like this random thing about you. And they're like, oh. And then you don't forget it. Yeah. It's like, wow. Oh yeah, no, that's literally stuck with me. I have buttery loaves. Yeah, I've heard that about you a couple times. I've heard that. What? From Ruby. Yeah, I hang out with that later.

SPEAKER_02 14:05

Like, are people talking about my buttery loaf?

SPEAKER_03 14:07

Yeah. No, we are. Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 14:09

Behind your back.

unknown 14:10

Oh. Okay, guys.

SPEAKER_01 14:12

My naughty. It might be your naughty too. Oh no.

SPEAKER_02 14:16

Oh, here we go. Let him know. Being called unapproachable. No. Carrot, you know who you are.

SPEAKER_03 14:24

I am so. We're talking directly to him. I think he listens to. I believe it's fucking true. I don't think it's true at all. I don't know. The video of me dancing. Yes. Yes. Snow cold sober. This is who you're calling unapproachable, by the way. Okay, but I got it like in one night, like two different guys said it. Who else said it? Let's just call them out on the pond. Yeah. Give it first initial. We are. No, no, move on. No, I really can't remember, but okay. It doesn't matter. We're not unapproachable. No, it's so brutal. Like, I don't know what else. Besides dancing and smiling, like I don't know how I can be unapproachable. Especially, like, I just feel like I don't know. I just don't really know what else to say. I'm like shook that someone's saying that. I'm absolutely shook. I feel like we're not going to be able to do that. Not only are we unapproachable, but we're un what did he say? He said that, like, we were like, we don't stand out. We also don't have swag, allegedly. Oh, that's crazy. That's fucking crazy. I'm biting my tongue. Yeah, I've ever got things to say and they won't be said because we're nice. Because we're freaking nice. Because I'm kind and I'm approachable.

SPEAKER_01 15:34

We're freaking nice, and I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 15:41

I'm like making eye contact with every man that I see. And they're all great. I'm like, sorry, a bitch has a little bit of confidence. Like, what do you want? Dude, you need to just be a little bit more. They want an insecure woman so they can like put you in. My nightmare. And you know what's crazy is they're never gonna get that. Not for my guests. Insecure woman.

SPEAKER_01 16:01

Yeah, no, not for my guest.

SPEAKER_02 16:03

Dude, you can if you want a baddie, you have to go up to a baddie. That's I guess. Tragically, someone went up to me, but I turned around. Oh, not a baddie. No.

SPEAKER_03 16:12

No, yeah. I know. He wasn't even coming for himself. No, his friends. I'm gonna start doing that. Yeah, he's like, my friend over there thinks you're cute. His friend's over there in a dark corner with his oh you can see it. Literally kidnap them. He's like, I'm like, oh my god, I like women.

SPEAKER_02 16:32

Yeah, I actually like these are my two girlfriends. Yeah, I was like, I'm taken. No, I'm like, that's how bad it is. I'm like, no, I'm not gonna do it. I'm actually put in the girls' night. I literally was like, do I say like I'm gonna laugh in your face? Either do I say I don't like you, do I say I like women, or do I say I'm out of the crossing? I don't think part is that for women, you know.

SPEAKER_03 16:54

No, that's why you literally have to be like careful for your own safety. Well, that's like different. Yeah, you guys you like not gonna be able to do it. Are scared to go up to women because they're afraid of getting rejected, whereas girls are scared of going up to guys and rejecting guys because they're afraid of like the repercussions of it.

SPEAKER_02 17:12

Yeah, yeah. Sure, it was nice. I said, Hey, I'm just having a girl's night. Yeah, I don't want to talk to you. But like, he didn't even come up. I feel like it's different when a girl says, like, hey, my girlfriend thinks you're really cute. Yeah. But I think it's different when a guy.

SPEAKER_03 17:26

But he was doing it because he's like, Because why aren't you just going up to me yourself?

SPEAKER_02 17:30

You know. You're right there. I can literally touch you.

SPEAKER_03 17:33

Yeah, hey, oh, um, that guy. He's never talked to me. Definitely not.

SPEAKER_02 17:36

No. Never. Then then he did that to like four other people that night. I know, I saw it.

SPEAKER_03 17:40

Yeah, he did, I saw it. And they're all like everyone. Yeah, they're like, oh, thanks. You see their eyes light up that someone's interested, and then they turn around and they're like, Yeah, they're like, What damn it is that?

SPEAKER_02 17:50

And that sounds really bad of me, but it's how I felt okay, but like not everyone is meant to be.

SPEAKER_03 17:55

Exactly. Yeah. They weren't for you. Yeah, no, you're definitely not meant to be with that guy. No, thank God. He was standing there creepy in the corner with a hood on. Like, what were you supposed to be at? Like, no, I actually was really creepy. Well, I just don't think we're unapproachable, and yeah, that that wasn't.

SPEAKER_01 18:10

We aren't. Like, we aren't.

SPEAKER_03 18:11

That wasn't on my naughties, but it should have been. I thought I thought we should be human. I was so pissed. So freaking pissed. So pissed. Yeah, because that was how we ended the night. We were about to leave and we're like saying bye to him, and that's what happens. We're like, oh, okay. Yeah, great. We're unapproachable.

unknown 18:29

Right.

SPEAKER_03 18:29

But we were talking to people. We were talking to a bunch of people.

SPEAKER_02 18:33

Just they don't stick around.

SPEAKER_03 18:35

Like, well that's like the weird part is that like you could spend a whole night talking to like either a group of guys or like a guy, and they won't ask for a single point of contact. No, nope, you'll never know. That's what happened with those guys. It was like we were dancing with them, we were hanging with them, we were waiting for someone to be like, Can I get your Instagram or didn't say anything, so we're like, okay, we're leaving. Right, dance somewhere else then because you're being weird. Yeah, because then it got awkward. Yeah. Okay, my naughty is somebody with no opinions of their own. Yeah. I don't love, I think it's a good quality to be somebody who can like hang out with like anyone, like someone who like we don't have to like agree on like like every single thing. I think it's okay. Yeah. But if you are somebody who's agreeable with everybody and you don't have your own opinions or morals, that's when it gets fuzzy. Or morals, have you on that? Yeah. Like if somebody is saying something that you don't agree with and you're like agreeing with it just to like save face, like I'm not into that. That drives. I feel like I'm I think you're doing yourself a disservice. You are, you're not sticking with your own morals. Well, it just sounds ignorant. Exactly. Like, oh my god, if it's something like serious, yeah. But even on a less serious level, like I like I've known people who it's like, oh my god, have you guys heard the new like Taylor Swift album? And they're like, oh my god, yeah, love it. And it's like, what's your favorite song? And they're like, um, yeah, I actually didn't. And I'm like, so you're just lying. Well, it's like you don't have to listen to it. You don't have to do it. You are it's okay to say you don't know something. It's okay to say that you don't agree with me. We don't have like to like every single thing. Yeah. I don't love art house music. I'm not gonna do it. Actually, no, I don't think I do. I disagree with you. No, I disagree with you.

SPEAKER_02 20:20

God, let me edit the playlist.

SPEAKER_03 20:22

But that's also like someone who disagrees with everything. It's also painful. That shit is so annoying. It's like sometimes you do agree with people, and that's it.

SPEAKER_02 20:29

Well, I feel like you need to be open-minded, but also like have your yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:33

I just think yeah, I think it's important to have a backbone and be okay with saying your opinion, even if it's like the majority doesn't agree with you.

SPEAKER_02 20:42

Well, I think that's learned throughout high school, because I feel like in high school you're learned to like feel like okay, this is cool, so everyone likes that. Yeah, and blah blah blah.

SPEAKER_03 20:50

And just like agree.

SPEAKER_02 20:51

Yes, like in high school, like I went to Nashua, so of course I listened to everyone listens to rap. I hate rap. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. Like I that wasn't for me, but I thought like everyone liked that, so I need to like it too. But like now out of college, I'm like, wait, no, I like this like random stuff. Like I do, and I don't care if anyone else likes it. Like I like it. Right. You know, like it, but it's like I feel like in college, like even like the way you dress, the way you act, everything, it's all you're I mean, I feel like it's natural because you're trying to conform to the people. Of course, and you're figuring your yourself out and such like that, but then like afterwards, you're like, wait, I can actually do whatever the hell I want. Yeah, I feel like after high school you literally figure out what you like. When you actually like without the influence of like who you're surrounded by. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:36

Well, it's like a friend to everyone is a friend to none. Yep. Because it's like the same thing, like if you're hanging out with somebody else and they start talking shit about like your other friend and you're not saying anything. Like you're not going to be able to do it. Well, you're also. I need you to have your own opinion. I need you to have my back behind my back, too. Yes. So that's so true. My wicked naughty for the day. Yeah, that was a good one. Thank you. Yeah, I like that one.

SPEAKER_02 21:58

Awesome. Perfect. Into our topics for today. Yeah, I love it.

SPEAKER_03 22:05

Okay, I have a game for you guys. Oh my god. It's Say Patty's theme, kind of. Oh my god. So fuck Mary Kill. Yes! Okay.

SPEAKER_01 22:13

Um Say Patty's Day. The 4th of July. Or Thanksgiving Eve.

SPEAKER_00 22:20

Thanksgiving Eve. Yeah. You want me to start?

SPEAKER_01 22:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:24

Oh yeah, yeah. We're all like I'm gonna kill Thanksgiving Eve. You don't need it. I don't give a damn.

unknown 22:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:32

I love the summer, so I'm probably gonna like marry the 4th of July, and then I'm totally gonna fuck St. Patty's Day. Yeah. I just feel like it's kind of a slutty holiday. It really is. Yeah, it's always just getting drunk and like wearing like cute little tops that say like shake your shampoo. I feel that would be Irish. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 22:52

Like I feel like that's the only acceptable answer. Yeah. Both of you? Yeah. Like I think or two. Like that because like St. Paddy's is given little. It's a little slutty.

SPEAKER_01 23:03

So you're gonna fuck it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm fucking.

SPEAKER_02 23:06

And then and then I think you know, I could see 4th of July, you know, we could be long term.

SPEAKER_03 23:12

We could long summer days.

SPEAKER_02 23:15

Yeah, like it's giving stable.

unknown 23:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:18

Thanksgiving, I think. But stable, but also fun and like you know, family time. So I like that.

SPEAKER_01 23:23

And you know, Thanksgiving Eve is yeah, I could I can't even be hungover on Thanksgiving. That's like my biggest thing.

SPEAKER_03 23:30

I've like only ever gone out on Thanksgiving Eve like once. I feel like I always have something else going on. Oh and like also I see all the people from my hometown that I want to see, so like I don't really need to go out and see like all these residents from like high school. Not that like I don't mind seeing them because everyone's like home, but yeah, I also don't feel like I need to. I don't need to. Because I see the people.

SPEAKER_02 23:52

I feel like it's always busy, it's always like crazy.

SPEAKER_03 23:54

Oh my god, I'm not waiting for a line when it's 30 degrees out. I'm not waiting to get into this bar that I've been to a hundred times because it's 10 minutes in the room. And there's also like 16 and 17 year olds there because who let you in? Literally cut that up. And then like drunk parents from other people. Oh no, the the cool parents that are actually just alcoholics. Get out of here. What are you doing here? Okay, wait, okay, one more. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 24:18

Fuck Mary Hill, leprechauns. Perfect. Elves.

SPEAKER_03 24:25

Or the Easter bunny. Oh my god! Okay, do you want to start? Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02 24:32

Wait, because I thought I thought of an Easter bunny. Wait, the one from that one? The big one? Yeah. Yeah. Wait, he's like has an Australian tattoo. I'm like, yeah. Okay. No, I'm marrying him so I can fuck him all the time.

SPEAKER_03 24:45

You don't know that Easter bunny? What is that? No, no, no. Wait, it's our guardian. Wait, no.

SPEAKER_02 24:49

Guardian? I do it. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:51

It's like where Santa's hot too. He's like a big thing. Santa's a big ass man.

SPEAKER_02 24:56

He's bad as well. He's got tattoos.

SPEAKER_03 24:58

The Easter bunny. Easter bunny's huge. He's like, he has an Easter accent. Yeah, he's like okay. Yeah. I'm about to go down under.

SPEAKER_02 25:10

Like you have to tell. And then Jack Frost, he's like skinny, but also bad. And then who else is bad in that movie? The sad man. But I don't think he's bad. I think he's just a little guy. No, but they made them all attractive. Like, you did that on purpose. Yeah. You made him have an Australian action. Yeah, so I could have him all the time.

SPEAKER_03 25:30

Honestly, that's so real.

SPEAKER_02 25:31

You know, I want him all the time.

SPEAKER_03 25:33

Okay, so you know fucking then.

unknown 25:34

Okay. Shit.

SPEAKER_02 25:36

Maybe maybe it would be an elf so that I could get more presents. I would have a sneaky link. Yeah, he's my sneaky link, and I'd be like, okay, like we're doing this. Yeah. But then he'd have a good word for me for Santa. No love. Wow.

SPEAKER_03 25:50

I love the logic behind this.

SPEAKER_02 25:51

Yeah. And then killing the leprechaun. Killing that leprechaun. Okay, he get caused me so much trauma growing up.

SPEAKER_03 25:57

Okay, so I think I'm gonna marry the leprechaun. Because I just feel like he'd be a good time. He'd keep me on my toes. You'd have redhead babies. We'd have redhead babies. I love an Irish man. Yeah. So like I'm definitely down for the leprechaun. I'm definitely suspecting. No! She loves the short kings too. They have lethal face cards. Like, I don't know what to say. Short kings are in. Yeah. Um, and then definitely fucking the bunny.

SPEAKER_02 26:26

We're only imagining imagining that one bunny.

SPEAKER_03 26:29

Yeah, but we'll put it in. He was like obviously so attractive. And then the elves gotta go. Because the elves are just like too innocent. Like they only think about Christmas and like the kids, and like be like, can we not talk about work?

SPEAKER_00 26:48

There needs to be a separation of work and what are you gonna say?

SPEAKER_01 26:52

Um I'm fucking the leprechaun. Oh, okay. Wait, wait. Wait, no. We've all had different answers. No, wait. No, I think mine is the same as ours. I'm fucking the leprechaun. Oh yeah. I'm marrying the buddy. I was killing Neil. No, I'm you killed Neo.

SPEAKER_03 27:12

No, I'm fucking the oh yeah. She killed the levercon because he tortured her in her childhood. I like a toxic man. What can I say? Yeah, I feel like he's gonna keep things in change. You give me dirty, but he can change. I can fix some.

SPEAKER_01 27:27

Yeah, but he's gonna love gold. You can sleep with him and then steal the gold.

SPEAKER_03 27:31

Exactly. Wait, I'm getting to the end of that rainbow. He'll have plenty of accessories for us because we're gold girls. Oh. Right. So yeah. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 27:40

You know what? I like that. I like that. We all have different answers. Yeah, that was. Dude, I'm gonna be thinking about that bunny for a while. My god. Oh my goodness. Oh my god, he's so strong and big.

SPEAKER_03 27:53

Wait, speaking of strong and big, there was a lot of bodies at the bar the other night. Yeah, there was. Yeah, they came out of nowhere. Oh my god. They were all like obviously didn't talk to us, but they were tall too. Like, I think I've seriously decided they did look like baseball players.

SPEAKER_01 28:06

Oh, you think it was a team?

SPEAKER_03 28:08

I don't really know. I want the whole team. Get that roster. I don't know. They all had baseball hats on. So but they also just like the way they walked and like their the way they were shaped. Dude, that one guy was waddling. Yeah. I was like, I was like, such a big fellow player.

SPEAKER_01 28:22

Yeah. Because his quads were so big that he like they were sticking together.

SPEAKER_02 28:27

No gap here. No gap here.

SPEAKER_01 28:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:31

It's so good. Oh, it is hard though. It's like what else do we need to do?

SPEAKER_03 28:35

I think I've just decided I'm just gonna go up them. I think that's the one.

SPEAKER_02 28:38

I need to stop before because I can't. Sarah's like ask like for their number or something. I'm like, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:45

I'm like, I think I think we just have to pull like what the guy was doing. Like, I'm gonna be like, my friend thinks you're super cute. And I'll just be talking about one of you guys. Like, I think that's because then it's like I'm not gonna be as nervous because it has nothing to do with me. I think that's why it works. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:00

But I love when I love when people go up to them and be like, My friend thinks you're cute, and then run over and they're like, it's me. Yes, I'm not trying to have that. I think we should do it. I think that would be really funny, but you have to be really confident.

SPEAKER_03 29:12

No, I would be super nervous to do that. I would be super. Because it could like if if you don't execute it right. It just looks weird. It's not gonna be funny. Oh, so it's not cute. Like if they're not into you, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:23

It's just like okay. Perfect. Yeah, bye. Right. Never see me again.

SPEAKER_03 29:28

You know, like should we go out on actual St. Paddy's Day? Like, I think it's a good one. Well yeah, St. Paddy's Day. Yeah, when is that? Okay, well, not actual St. Paddy's Day, because it's on like a fucking Thursday or something. Oh, it's kinda good. Okay, whatever the next day is on.

SPEAKER_01 29:42

Let's see. I don't even remember. Oh, it's on a Tuesday.

SPEAKER_02 29:45

It's on a Tuesday.

SPEAKER_01 29:45

On Tuesday. Okay, let's go with the weekend before. Because I'm yeah, I'm going away the weekend out there. Let's do it. And I'll do all my nails by then, so perfect.

SPEAKER_02 29:55

Yeah. Oh my god, guys, I saw the most I don't think it was meant to be scary, but I took it as scary. I saw this TikTok and she was looking up. She's like, oh my god, how many days until I turn 100? I look it up and I'm like, that's not a big number. I said, I don't think it's big. It said like 28,000 days. It's actually more than I thought it was gonna be. Oh my dude, 28,000? 28,000? I thought you were gonna say like 2,000 or something stupid. I was gonna be like, oh no. 28,000. I that's like I looked it up for mine. And I have t about 28,000 days. I have even less then. Oh no, fuck. Dude, it was like really like it was meant to be like, oh, like why wait, like do your thing, like you.

SPEAKER_03 30:42

I pretty much live my life that way.

SPEAKER_02 30:44

Exactly. But it's weird, like putting a number to the thought. It is weird. Because like, oh, a hundred we're only in our 20s. That's so forever away.

SPEAKER_01 30:53

I'm a quarter of the way. You're a quarter of a century. Dude. Quarter of a century.

SPEAKER_03 31:00

Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. I read this book called In Five Years, and it's really good. I love that book. Um, in in the spoiler alert, but one of the characters like ends up, she like lives her life like as if she was dying, right? Like she's like always jutting off somewhere. She's like going to these parties or whatever, and she ends up like getting cancer and dying. And I was like, this book is putting me in an existential crisis because like I'm the type to live that way. And I'm like, and yeah, her friend was like, I think she was living that way because she knew she didn't have much time. And I'm like, Do I not have much time? But how would she know that? I think she was just saying, like, the way she was living her life.

SPEAKER_01 31:36

Oh, she lived like she was dying.

SPEAKER_03 31:38

Yeah. And like she never said that she was like, I don't really like it. But I was like, oh awesome, so I'm dying. I really think everyone should love us out. Yeah, everyone is dying. It's true. Well, it's like we got closer to the city.

SPEAKER_02 31:50

You'd literally die tomorrow. Exactly. Like, honestly.

SPEAKER_03 31:53

So it's like you convinced me I'm booking a flight to Spain. Okay, very well.

SPEAKER_02 31:57

Okay, let's go. But yeah, I was like, oh my god, it really just like put in person It's like weird seeing a number to like a thought.

SPEAKER_03 32:04

Yeah, it is weird. I don't know. I don't really like that. I don't like that. Either room. I used to be really sort of dead when I was like younger. Like when I was yeah, when I was like in elementary school, that was something that really like kept me up at night. What? Like the unknown of like dying. Because like also you don't have like rational thought when you're that young, right? Yeah. Like at this point, it's like, okay, it's inevitable. Yeah, like what can I do? But like being that young, I'm like, I'm gonna die. My mom's like, you have plenty of time. Yeah. Like, I don't. You're like 12. Yeah, I'm like literally so afraid to fall asleep. I don't think I think about like my. I don't really think about myself. Next topic, I can't think of it.

SPEAKER_01 32:41

No, I'm sorry, but like that's what I think of.

SPEAKER_03 32:43

I definitely know I think of my brain.

SPEAKER_01 32:45

It's getting morbid real quick.

SPEAKER_03 32:46

Like, let's go back to fucking leprechaun. Yeah, fucking leprechaun.

SPEAKER_02 32:50

Okay, about leprechaun.

SPEAKER_03 32:52

Are they are they people or are they creatures? They're small people, are they? They're like a hybrid. They're little people. Cancel how could you say that? No, but are they mythical creatures? Um, I think they're people with magical powers.

SPEAKER_02 33:12

That was so.

SPEAKER_03 33:13

Okay, but like also, why are they small though?

SPEAKER_02 33:16

Okay, but like, I don't know. Well, I didn't know if they had like powers.

SPEAKER_03 33:19

Like, did they say why are they small so they can be mischievous?

SPEAKER_02 33:22

Are they?

SPEAKER_03 33:23

Like, should I Google that? Why are leprechauns small?

SPEAKER_02 33:25

No, say are are leprechaun leprechauns are they mythical creatures? This one says why are leprechauns evil? Yeah, I hear they're not.

SPEAKER_03 33:36

Why are leprechauns a protected species?

SPEAKER_02 33:39

Where where are they? Where are they living?

SPEAKER_03 33:41

Ginger should be a protected species. Yeah, no, I agree. We're becoming extinct, I feel like. No! Okay, so they're no leprechauns, their name derives from the old English roots meaning small body or one-bodied fellow. Ordinary uh solitary fairies. Oh, they're fairies. In Irish folk, oh they're originating a solitary fairies. They're diminutive stature. Oh yeah, it's because they're magical and mischievous.

SPEAKER_01 34:14

Oh my god. That's why they're small.

SPEAKER_02 34:15

See guys, you're trying to get me cancelled, and I was like, no, no. Okay, but like what like I don't even know what was the what is the purpose of a levercon? Like what That's when I'm confused.

SPEAKER_03 34:27

Like, we're like what is the purpose of a levercon? Did her algorithm Yeah I sent her a uh a memory the other day and it was like my search history when I worked at the spot and it just said like bald hot men, bald hot.

SPEAKER_01 34:43

Yeah, like a million times.

SPEAKER_03 34:46

Yeah, bald men. Okay, this says Irish folklore, a leprechaun is a mischief mischievous solitary fairy in skilled cobbler. Oh, he does shit who hoards gold in hidden pot at the end of a rainbow. If captured, they're supposed to grant you three wishes. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:08

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 35:08

So they yeah. Wow.

SPEAKER_02 35:09

Okay, so they like take gold and then like if you catch one, they're also known for the game. I forgot about the capturing. Yes. Yeah, I forgot that we used to set up tracks for them. But I never realized why we're gonna have to get a lot of things. You're gonna get lots of witches. Dude, I just literally remember being terrified. I'm like, we're after the catch. I'm like, what if we actually catch one? I remember being terrified of the actually catching one.

SPEAKER_03 35:30

Because we're small redheads. We're leprechauns. I'm just gonna wear my heels. You'll never know. We need shirts that say I'm I'm not our leprechaun. Catch me, I'll give you catchy wishes. Ew, why are some of these leprechauns creepy though? They look like little goblins. Okay, you know what's giving.

SPEAKER_02 35:46

Um, you know when we were in Iceland and they were going over the what is this little um It's like gorilla. Gorilla is the like mother and then she or no the sisters. Yeah, like I don't know. When we were in Iceland, they had like this thing where it was like all these little like around Christmas time.

SPEAKER_03 36:02

Yeah. Oh, what the fuck? It was like these it was like these elves that like each had a different title. Oh, yeah. And they were like trickster a different trickster. Yeah, it was like to keep kids like in line, or else these like creepy little goblin things were like gonna come after you. Like one of them was called the Sausage Snatcher. Do you remember that? The Sausage Snatcher? Yeah. Like he would come and like see all this. Yeah, I know. And they're all like silly names. I don't remember what they were called, though. What is this? Like Irish folklore. No, this was when we were in Iceland. So it's like Viking lore.

SPEAKER_02 36:37

Oh yeah, it was. I'm looking up gorilla. Gorilla.

SPEAKER_03 36:41

Dude, I don't remember that name even a little bit.

unknown 36:43

Gorilla.

SPEAKER_03 36:44

Gorilla.

SPEAKER_02 36:45

Why don't you just look up uh Christmas Iceland elves? Yeah, like Icelandic elves. Christmas Icelandic elves.

SPEAKER_03 36:56

Icelandic elves. They are called the three mischievous troll like Yule lads.

SPEAKER_02 37:03

Yule lads, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:04

Yeah, Gorilla, that's the the son of the ogress Grilla. There's 13s.

SPEAKER_02 37:09

Yes, but their names are crazy. Like it's literally like sausage stealer.

SPEAKER_01 37:14

Yeah, the sausage snag elves.

SPEAKER_02 37:17

Yeah, like that, but they're all like naughty. So it's like if you weren't being good, like they would come and like play tricks on you. So like it would be like the parents would say, like, oh, if you're not good, then you can't.

SPEAKER_03 37:26

Oh yeah, the spin liquor and the pot liquor.

SPEAKER_02 37:29

Yes, they would like lick your spoon.

SPEAKER_03 37:30

The window peeper.

SPEAKER_02 37:32

Yeah, like the creepy.

SPEAKER_03 37:34

The sausage swiper.

SPEAKER_02 37:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:37

The candle stealer, the meat hook, door slammer, bowl liquor.

SPEAKER_02 37:41

Bowl liquor. Doorway sniffer. Why the licking everything. Doorway sniffer. Why? They're perverts.

SPEAKER_03 37:46

Yeah, like. I know, like honestly. It's so creepy. Like when I think you better be afraid.

SPEAKER_02 37:54

I am. He'll steal your sausage. Like, I remember like them telling us that story, and I'm like, this is weird. But I feel like it also, like, I feel like that's like what elves are. Or not elves, leprechauns. Yeah, like I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 38:08

I felt like they're really naughty. They are naughty. I feel like they're just walking around like giggling to themselves.

SPEAKER_02 38:15

No, oh my god. I remember growing up there was like this scary movie, and it was literally a leprechaun. And like, I don't know if like it was like a scary leprechaun. Oh my god, it gave me so much trauma. Trying to be cool, and I was like, You really hate fucking him. Yes, I was like, I must kill him. I have so much trauma with him. Like that in the movie, they like, I don't know, they do like they do the leprechaun dirty or whatever, and then literally the leprechaun kills them. Like, oh, you trying to play a trick on me, I'll like trick you. It's a horror movie.

SPEAKER_03 38:46

Wait, there's a movie like that about the elves. Yes. Really? And they like burn the barn down. Yes! Is that what it's done? Wait! We watched that together! We did it. My own I'm gonna! That was the scariest movie I've ever seen in my life.

SPEAKER_02 39:00

It was the worst film I've ever seen. Like, is that the world? No, it's a different one. Oh, okay. But no, we watched a movie and it was like these elves, like.

SPEAKER_03 39:07

And they were really angry and they like didn't want you living on their land, and they come and they just like burn your shit down. They're trying to kill everyone. Oh. Did they? I don't even know if they're gonna be able to do that. I don't like the worst. I don't like the horror movie either. Yeah. But it was like it was well, yeah, it was like bad, so it was more like comedy. Yeah. Okay. This is the guy.

SPEAKER_02 39:25

Okay, this is literally the guy. It's not that scary, Spacey.

unknown 39:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 39:29

You want to make it trigger more. This is the leprechaun. Dude, that's why you take that. That's literally really scary. It and he like like waddles around. I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah, I remember being just horrified. It's like a horrible. Okay, I don't want to fuck that guy. No, not him. You want like a cutie one. Yeah. No, but that's a good one.

SPEAKER_03 39:50

That's like a thing you're thinking of, by the way.

SPEAKER_02 39:52

No, yeah. That's who I'm thinking of. Definitely not like that guy. No, I cannot. I can't.

unknown 39:59

Wow.

SPEAKER_02 40:00

No, I have trauma with him. I want to know if they were good creatures or bad creatures, but I guess it's bad.

SPEAKER_03 40:04

They're mischievous. They're the evil looking guys. I think they are evil. I think overall they're pretty evil. They're like, But like I think evil's a strong word, guys. They're mischievous. They're just doing their job. Yeah, they're trying to do that.

SPEAKER_01 40:20

Their job is to fix shoes and find gold. I know. I think they're gonna be asked.

SPEAKER_03 40:24

Are we like disrupting them? No, it literally says they like pulling pranks. I don't know. Why do they come into our classroom? Like, I love a man that pulls pranks.

SPEAKER_02 40:33

I love a silly man.

SPEAKER_03 40:35

Pranks that are not harmful. Harmful andor disrespectful. Oh yeah. Like that's literally a lepergon. My man, my man, my man.

SPEAKER_00 40:44

Like I love it.

SPEAKER_02 40:46

What? Wait, what? Do you not know what that's from? No. Oh my god, guys, it's from like Drewski's like love show. Do you know him? Do Drewski? Yeah. Yeah. We know Drewski. Okay. He has this show on YouTube where it's like it's basically- He said that don't matter, that don't matter.

SPEAKER_03 41:03

Write your name here.

SPEAKER_02 41:04

Yeah, like it's basically like a bachelor's, but he has like all these like hoochie mamas, like he has like these um like more like um like masculine women. Like, but they're all like ghetto, so like it the my man, my man, my man is this girl, like her name is Bambi, and she's like in the bus and she's like yelling at him, and she's like, my man, my man, my man! And Drewski's like, who the fuck is that? Oh my god, guys, it is so funny, but yeah, it's but yeah. All right, yeah. On that note, we love Drewski. Do we want to go into our let's talk it over? Or let's talk it over. I don't even know what even is our question of the week. Okay, our question of the week is when when do St. Paddy's Day activities start for you. Oh, I was Are you not even reading?

unknown 42:00

Oh no.

SPEAKER_02 42:02

When do you mean? Well, I was thinking of like, I was thinking we spelled it wrong. I was like, when does? But I think it's when yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:09

Wait, what is yeah, it says when do that makes sense, mate. When do St. Patty's activities start for you? Okay, that's what I thought. Yeah. When does? It was trying to correct me to does, but I was like, no, I was like, that sounds wrong. I think maybe when do it be fine, I don't know. When do? When do?

SPEAKER_02 42:27

When do these activities start for you? Yeah, so our our answers were the second I open my eyes, after 1 p.m. is acceptable, I only go out at night.

SPEAKER_03 42:38

I really didn't think anybody was gonna say they only go out at night, and I can't believe that some people did vote that.

SPEAKER_02 42:43

Yeah. So it was 50% for the the second my eyes open. Yeah. And then 25% for after 1 p.m. and then 25% for at night.

SPEAKER_03 42:54

Yeah. Which I don't know. I think it like also depends like what your holiday activities are. Because like I usually go down to Florida and there's like a whole like street parade that starts like in the morning. So like in the it's like 9 a.m. and the parade's starting, and there's already like green beer flowing. So that's fun. We start like at 11 usually, like we pregame somewhere, and then we go to the parade all day. I mean it's not a parade during the day, it's just like street vendors and they have like um bands playing. And then we go home. Yeah, we go home for dinner and then we come back and we like drink all night. So like it's an all-day yeah. Dude, we day drink and how do you live? It's hard, it's hard work. The guys, sometimes the guys don't even go home. Like they'll just stay there all day. Like, we like will go home and like take a nap and like drink water and like.

SPEAKER_01 43:43

Yeah, I would not be getting up after that. It's really hard.

SPEAKER_03 43:46

I have to like get forced to get up, but it's fun.

SPEAKER_01 43:48

Because then you like sober up and then you have to start again.

SPEAKER_03 43:51

I'd be so good. I don't know. I'm not good at doing that. Me either. I'm usually like a one or the other. Like I'm either day drinking or I'm night drinking, but on St. Paddy's like you have to do both. Sorry. You have to. I mean it's one day a year. Exactly. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 44:04

So it's crazy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:06

So, like, what do you guys usually do anything for St. Paddy's or it's like I haven't done anything in a while. I've never done that. Oh my god. Guys, this is gonna be the first time in like four years that I'm not going to the parade.

SPEAKER_01 44:16

Why aren't we going? I mean we could.

SPEAKER_03 44:18

Why aren't we going? The flights just were like kind of expensive. I literally will go. Dude, I just won$400 at the casino. Oh my god, yeah, I forgot about that. Let's go. That's so lucky. It's so St. Paddy's Day. I know. Yeah, what? I didn't love that. I know, no, I would totally go down. I was trying to figure out like flights. Because I would like to go.

unknown 44:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 44:38

Wait, but when do they do the parade? They do it on Saturday. Yeah, they do like the Saturday before.

SPEAKER_03 44:44

Sometimes it's on the actual day, like if it's on a weekend, but like It's hard. Yeah. It's really fun.

unknown 44:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:51

Okay. My brother's like gone for in Boston. Like they do like bar crawls and whatever, and he's like, it's so fucking insane, it's like not even worth it. Like everybody's out for St. Paddy's Day. So it's like there's lines. Well, Boston loves a drink. And it's an Irish holiday. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 45:08

Dude, do you remember we went out to this like Irish pub in Boston? And then literally, like, it was a week after a week before Ed Sheeran was there.

SPEAKER_03 45:16

Yeah, it was a week after we went. We went for Adam's birthday.

SPEAKER_01 45:19

Like two god, that scared me.

SPEAKER_03 45:21

We went for Adam's birthday two years ago to the Dublinder down in Boston. It's like really great. They have like live music. Um, and then the week after Ed Sheeran was there, like, and he was just performing. I remember seeing a video inside the boss. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 45:35

Like literally right where we were.

SPEAKER_03 45:40

He's Irish. Yeah. Yeah. He's from England, but like half of his family is from Ir Ireland. He di he gives Ireland. Yeah. Irel Irish. Like the Galway, like sings Galway Girl. Like his song Nancy um McGulgan. Megillacuddy. Megalligan. No, Megalog, Meg Galligan. Anyways. Yeah. It's about his grandma and like how they like fell in love and how they like moved. Yeah, it's that song, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:04

Yeah, because they weren't supposed to be together because they have different faiths.

SPEAKER_03 46:06

Yeah, because one yeah, one was like Protestant.

SPEAKER_02 46:08

But then they were like, I'm gonna marry him anyways. And then they have a bunch of kids and grandkids. They had a lot. Yeah. I think we got Ed Sheeran. I love him. I love my mom. My mom always says, like, oh my god, like his voice is just so handsome. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:24

It is. Wait, I think that he's handsome though, like now that he's gotten older. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:29

He's cute, but I don't think like I think his voice is like super attractive.

SPEAKER_01 46:35

Yeah. I mean like him saying, like, it's gonna bring you up to a 10 for me.

SPEAKER_03 46:39

It is. It is. In a non-cringy way. Yeah, just a non-cringy way. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 46:44

Like a natural talent.

SPEAKER_03 46:46

No.

SPEAKER_01 46:46

Like Luke Holmes, that guy is not that cute, but oh my god, this is gonna change that for me. His voice changes everything.

SPEAKER_03 46:53

But I also feel like a little styling and a little like crimping up here. Like Shaving to like trim his beard, like he's gonna be cute. Yeah. Ooh, Luke Combs. I agree. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, we did have one write-in, and this is actually about when I was at the um the parade thing. And this was somebody who I went with. They wrote The time we were on top of Main Street, which is a pub in downtown Florida. In Main Street on St. Paddy's Day, and that girl was getting carried out grabbing drinks and just throwing them at people. And unfortunately, we were the victims of a cup being thrown at us. She was like getting kicked out because she was like too hammered, and like the bouncer was like carrying her out. She just kept grabbing drinks off the table and whipping them at people. Dude, what like and one of those plastic cups? Yeah, like plastic cups. No, they're just like the like solo cup kind of things. Okay. And yeah, and she's like throwing them at everyone. And yeah, people were not happy. They're like cussing her out as she's gonna be so nervous. No, it's like everybody is exhausted, everyone's drunk. Like, this is the worst case scenario is for you to be like getting called up and you're sticky. Dude, I know.

SPEAKER_02 48:04

Oh my god. I always be spilling drinks on myself.

SPEAKER_03 48:07

I'm always if I dry if I drink too much, like my grip strength is non-existent. Like it's just falling right out of my hand every time. I don't know what it is. It's just on the floor. Like my pants are always sticky because I always feel on my hands. Yeah. I went to this wedding in Mexico and like Mexico, they just like feed you tequila shots like it's water. Awesome. Yeah. Delicious. For some reason, these idiots kept giving me actual glasses. Like for my drinks. Oh. And so like I'm on the dance floor and I'd just be dancing all of a sudden, and it just shattered on the ground. And so then they'd have to like put chairs around because they have to like clean up. And then like I go to the bathroom, I shatter my drink in the sink. Dude. And then I come back on the dance floor and I drop another one. Like, oh my god. Yeah, and so then I dropped my glass on the floor and three times in one night. And then I peed in a bush and went to bed. George Bush?

SPEAKER_00 49:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:02

And then I peed on the hotel floor. Dude, were you like in my room? And I went, I remember you had poisoning. Yeah, but and I woke up the next morning and I like really didn't know where I was. And I woke up and I had no pants on. And I was like, What the hell? And then like I'm like going to the bathroom and I like find my pants like in the bathroom. And I'm like, what is going on? And I like go down to breakfast and I'm telling everyone. I was like, I had the weirdest dream that I like pissed on the floor in the bathroom. And they're like, or like in the room, like in the corner, and they're like, Well, did you check? And I was like, No. And then I did, in fact, pee on the floor. That's crazy. I think I was scary. I was trying to pee in the trash can. Because then I woke up and I was like, Dude, what? And I had like a bruised tailbone. Like I think I fell.

unknown 49:48

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 49:49

And nobody knew. Like the other people in my room, they were like, But you probably fell in your piss. Yeah. Dude, literally. This was my last day at that hotel. We were flying out that morning. Oh my god. Oh my god. Sorry to whoever had to cut.

SPEAKER_02 50:02

You try to pee in the trash can. You're like, you know what?

SPEAKER_03 50:05

I don't know what I was doing. Yeah, that was brutal. Oh my god. I was also under 21, by the way. Oh, perfect. But like in Mexico, you only have to be 18.

SPEAKER_01 50:14

Mexico! Yeah. Um wait. So did we say our answers? I don't think we did yet. Oh. Um, mine was I think after 1 p.m. is acceptable. I can't I can't start earlier than that or I won't be well. I want to be able, I'm going for longevity. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:33

And it won't happen if I'm just like, well, I guess if we're talking about drinking, then I would agree, but like activities themselves start the first thing when I wake up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:42

So I'm fine with that. Yeah. I'm just here for the vibe. If we're going out at night, I'll go out at night. If we're going out in the morning, I'll go out in the morning.

SPEAKER_03 50:50

Right. I don't really give a damn.

SPEAKER_02 50:51

I've never really given it to on purpose celebrate. Okay, yeah, we need to go to the city. We're gonna have to change like that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:59

No, I think we can figure out something to do.

unknown 51:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 51:02

Olivia would totally welcome us down there.

unknown 51:04

Damn.

SPEAKER_03 51:05

When this comes out, we will either already have gone to Florida. Yeah. Or not.

unknown 51:10

No, we're not.

SPEAKER_03 51:11

We'll have already gone out.

SPEAKER_02 51:12

Yeah, if we're white as hell still, you know we didn't go.

SPEAKER_03 51:14

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 51:15

Seriously. Awesome. I know.

unknown 51:17

Alright.

SPEAKER_03 51:18

I love that. Well, I think that's um all we have for Leprechaun fucking today.

SPEAKER_02 51:22

Yeah, if the leprechaun got the club.

SPEAKER_03 51:24

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SPEAKER_02 51:26

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SPEAKER_01 51:28

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SPEAKER_03 51:31

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SPEAKER_01 51:44

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